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Alcohol is really a mirecle drug. Feel bad,depressed and paranoid. Drink two beers, ready to conqure the world. Already thinking of calling up on some plebs to see what their up to. If only I could use it in moderation, after a x amount my autism comes out real bad.
>>26453141
you have a drinking problem
mount gay wat r ya a poof or something Xd yea nah good rum lad
it just numbs you. you'll feel as bad/worse the next day.
best bet is to just deal if you dont want to become an alcoholic
trust me, i thought alcohol gave me all the courage. it might socially, but it fucks you in your daily endeavors which are more important in the long run.
I have a fetish for abusing girls.
Please share stories. Maybe he seemed nice at first, but then chipped at your self-worth and isolated you?
>>26452968
Can you give a play-by-play of what you do, please start with how you get them in the first place.
Crazy girls
>>26453008
...Or just not respond.
>tfw my mom lost her virginity to my dad
>tfw parents have sex
fuckin normies
>>26452937
aww thats actually adorable
Same here OP
It feels good to know that me and mum can share such a special thing
Pic not related, but i am indian.
>5'4 height
>long nose
>hair lose at the age of 17
>25% body
>small penis
The worst part is that my parents moved to North Texas in the suburbs, and im surrounded by aryan/anglos and a couple of colred people.
KillMeNow.jpg
Don't be too disappointed about where you live, Pajeet. You're a shit tier race even in your own country.
this isnt the board to admit you have colored skin
people will treat you just as bad as real life cause everyone here is white
>>26452954
How could this be when he's surrounded by other Pajeets there?
I like to lounge around and cum wherever I am. I have busted a nut on my sheets, floor, carpet, blankets, pillows, my own shirt or pants, etc and it eventually stinks and leaves brown stains.
I'd like to be able to cum on a towel or a Snuggie type garment that will not be ruined by cum and can easily be washed and dried quickly.
Does a ShamWow work?
I just cum on the floor or on my hand then rub it all over my bed.
>>26452904
Sometimes I like to cum into the same crusty sock and then when I jerk off I watch porn of older prostitutes and poor matures who suck dick or spread their legs because it's a good way to get money
It makes me feel like I'm fucking the used up whores themselves
>>26452959
That's pretty funny anon, I laughed.
is this literally the most autistic deodorant?
My dad uses it and so do I, you can suck my pee pee.
I have found that white women are more interested in my meme talk when I use it.
It's not that bad desu senpai
It's something old people would wear, and therfore people's mom's would buy them... but it's not atrocious. I get it for some reason in my stocking every Christmas for some reason, it's pretty much my backup when I'm out of the usual... I wouldn't buy it but I wouldn't throw it out either.
Pic related is autistic.
You know what stops me from ending myself? It's not the thought of my family feeling sad or something like that since I know I'll be dead so I won't care about them, I wouldn't be able to care.
I haven't killed myself yet because I'm scared of what happens after death. I'm very sure that when you die everything goes black and your consciousness ceases to exist. And then it's nothing for eniternity. Not that you can even process that any more, because 'you' or the essence that made you 'you' when your alive no longer exists. Their would be no thoughts, nothing to see, no movement, nothing to feel. Just pure nothing. And that's terrifying. I could never truly believe in an afterlife because I'll aways know in the back of my mind that it's bullshit and only 'the nothing' or 'the long dark' awaits me after death. I think about death a lot. I've figured that no matter how shitty life is, it can't be worse than after death.
So /r9k/, why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Are you feeling ok op?
>>26452933
I'm feeling ok, thank you for asking.
>>26452960
Glad to hear it, just making sure homeski.
Why don't we create an anime for ourselves? Something normies won't understand.
Itt: we brainstorm ideas
We already have Watamote.
>tfw you watch anime with great animation and it makes you want to learn how to draw and animate
>tfw learning to draw is so fucking hard
>tfw one day if I actually get decent at drawing, I'll lose both my hands in a freak accident because I would have finally found happiness
>tfw want to be some kind who knows many anime so I can finally go to /a/ and understand what they're talking about
>just end up watching nichijou and watamote over and over
What's your record gone w/o shower/bath (washing in general). Mine is 18 days. Once shared this info with normies at a party. The looks.
One week.I only got in the shower because I had to think about a problem
>>26452815
I can only go 3-4 before i want to become an hero
>>26452815
Op here
I had vacation from work (28 days) and left home for weed,beers and snacks (all 10min walk) and didn't feel like washing. Lazy and high. Acctualy had a beaten trail in dust and shit that lead to the fridge and toilet.
http://www.xvideos.com/video14312385/verne_troyer_sex_tape
What are your genuine and honest thoughts upon seeing this video?
No, mods, it's not a baby fucking a woman, no CP.
>>26452418
dudes a fucking champ.
also, he only gets pussy because of his social status.
>>26452452
That's pretty obvious.
I always like to post the background when I post this video, forgot to in the OP:
That's Verne Troyer having sex with Ranae Shrider, she dated him for 5 or 6 months, then left him. She talked a ton of shit about him, and convinced him to make this video, then left him shortly after to try and sell it for millions.
There is an article where she says a ton of awful things about him, but I have a hard time believing it coming from someone who literally had sex with Mini Me on camera to sell for money.
>not watching kokcal baba xvids
Is beating your meat to girls on instagram morally wrong?
Do girls know guys jerk off to pics like this?
>>26452387
>he jerks off to still images
WHY DO YOU FAGGOTS DO THIS
>>26452387
>Do girls know guys jerk off to pics like this?
seriously dude?
>>26452399
Nice dubs and because they're hot.
How much do you love your waifu
>>26452348
from idolm@ster?
>Idolmaster waifu
>>26452348
I ain't got shit to prove to you, negro. But I think mai waifu is a miracle.
Let's share some unique facts about ourselves.
I'll start; I've never eaten a real apple in my life.
>>26452203
you ate a holographic apple?
>>26452203
>inb4 all the "I've never fucked a real woman in my life" posts
I've never seen the Lord of the Rings movies.
Are my fellow robots feeling the Bern?
Trump thread? Trump thread.
I'm feeling the Trump
Oh ya more neetbux and wipe away the debt i have from failing out of college...all the trump kids on here are rich kids and will never understand true robotdom cuz they can just use mommies money to buy a gf
The Lord of the Rings > Star Wars > Harry Potter > Star Trek > Doctor Who > Marvel Cinematic Universe
I think we can all agree on this.
Kaworu's dick > Shinji's ass > Rei's pussy > Asuka's bagina > Misato's busted-out roastie
>>26452130
>The Lord of the Rings> anything
No, I was born before 1998.
>>26452130
Star Trek>LotR>Star Wars> the rest, also go back to tumblr.
