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So whats your plan for this weekend being valentines day and all
'batin
You know, the usual. Masturbate and play Project M & Mount and Blade.
>>26448138
Been talking to this girl last couple days, she says she's gonna blow my mind Sunday. Into rough sex, wants me to throatfuck her and generally "take total control and do anything you want to me, I'll be your whore".
So I have over $9000 saved up. Should I quit my current job and move to Chicago? Assuming I want to live in a tiny studio between $6 and $700 per month and find a job once I'm there. I fantasize about it an awful lot.
>>26447998
no, unless you want to get killed/shot/raped by a crack nigger
>>26447998
Do it man. But save up some more money n shit.
I got 100 dollars to my name. Let's be roomies. I want out of my shithole life in CA.
What are some lost or unreleased videos that you would like to see?
I'd like the Steve Irwin video to be released.
I'm sure the video exists.
Not sure whether it would be interesting or not.
Underwater footage is a bit hit and miss as far as capturing action is concerned.
Certainly is an unusual death. He is the only person I have ever heard of who has been killed by a stingray barb to the heart.
>>26448068
I thought the stingray jumped onto the boat and killed him. Maybe that was the guy who also got killed by a stingray shortly after.
>>26447967
The columbine footage?
Who's /lazy/ here?
>Uni student, barely ever study unless it's midterms
>unemployed
>have no hobbies
>not part of any internships or fraternities
>barely maintain social contact besides playing vidya with other robot friends once every two weeks
>only leave my house unless I need to
I'm supposed to be "building connections and "making experiences" or whatever normie bs but I'm not feeling it lads.
>>26447894
Im in my first year, exactly like this and the fact that I know it wont get better makes me cry inside
Couple of things to consider here:
>1.
Following the herd doesn't always guarantee success.
So isolating yourself isn't really such a bad thing from that perspective.
>2.
If you barely ever study and you still pass everything, you're doing pretty well in my book.
>3.
Leaving the house costs money. Students don't have money as a general rule.
From what I see you're being smart by taking your own path.
Chin up, old sausage.
Just moved onto my uni res. I think basically all the new residents are playing cricket on the grass outside my window. I 'forgot' to put up my compulsory newbie door sign so I am yet to be forced into the fun. Curtains drawn, laptop open, I'm ready for the hikki lyf.
>Be in class working on essay
>almost finish because its an easy topic
>however I'm stuck in a class full of fucking idiots, none of which have even done their introduction
>one guy in back being extra loud starts to annoy teacher so she asks him to show him what has done
>dickhead literally has just typed his name so he stalls on printing it thinking the teacher forgets
>she doesn't and asks him again
>fucking smartass next to me says "maybe theres no ink"
>teacher gets mad and says "whoever said that needs mind their own business"
>the same smartass blames me and tells me to stop talking
>everyone thinks this is comedy gold and laughs at it
>teacher know it wasn't me but still didn't bother to correct him
Honestly I'm over it but why do people do this shit? Sure with friends its fine but that asshole doesn't even know me
also post times normies did shit like this to you
>>26447869
sounds like a harmless """joke""" a 19 year old normie would tell
unless of course he causes shit and blames it on other people frequently, in which case he's a fucking sociopath
>>26447869
>be in english
>doing work, occasionally lean to phone and piss around.
>hear laughter and "edgy memes" from the hall
>fuck. its him.
>ultra kike normal fag kicks in door, wearing shades and an achievement hunter shirt.
>says "kek"
>walks over and sits me
>"dude, what're you working on? Let me show you this funny vine!"
>at this point im ready to just punch him in the face pussy
>he looks at my phone.
>I swear to fucking god if he does it
>this nigger slaps his fingers against the screen of my phone, opening random apps and laughs
>200% mad
>uppercut his neck, his fake moustache flies off his face (Literally cut from paper and stuck with tape).
>tries to pull some shitty slap/punch barrage
>teacher grabs him
>lmao he gets detention
next time im bringing a gun, I'm sick of this normies thinking theyre "/b/tards" and acting like memesters
NORMANS GET OUT
ROOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26448776
That sounds extremely cringey.
Are you in grade 8?
I think I would give birth to the manliest sons the world has ever known.
>5'11
>strong jaw line
>roman nose
>big feet and hands
>small eyes
>big calves
>thick black curly hair
>men in my family do not bald
>half black
And since men do look good with some feminine features
>long eyelashes
>plump lips
So why are my genes being wasted? Shouldn't manly features be attractive to produce the manliest sons?
>>26447842
Your genes are being waisted because you are not getting laid. So maybe work on that? There is no why to your not getting laid, you are simply virginal, a speck of dirt.
>>26447885
If I were to have the manliest sons in the world, I would also have to breed with a manly mate. Unfortunately, I cannot find one.
Why aren't Chads attracted to manly women? Doesn't it make sense that they should be looking out for their sons? Especially when daughters were almost useless.
>>26447920
You sound incredibly gay and borderline pedophilic
Daily reminder:
If you are:
>White
>Middle Eastern
>Mixed
>Native American
>Polynesian
YOU ARE A FUCKING NORMALFAG AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE THIS BOARD
>native american
>most likely to get a response from black or native women
>this is supposed to be a good thing
>>26447692
Why would you want to be under the oppression of whitey again?
Black women can stay right?
Hit them with a little NEET gospel
Those who wish to follow me
I welcome with my hands
And the red sun sinks at last into the hills of gold
And peace to this young Wagie without the sound of clocks.
If I could recollect before my NEET days
I'd sit and reminisce, thinking of bliss of the bad days
I stop and stare at the wagies, my heart goes to 'em
They tested, it was stress that they under
And nowadays things changed
Everyone's ashamed to the wagie cause the truth looks strange
And for me it's reversed, we left them a world that's cursed, and it hurts
Don't let me get teary, the world looks dreary
but when you wipe your eyes, see it clearly
there's no need for you to fear me
if you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me
it ain't about wagie or NEET, cause we're human
I hope you see the light before it's ruined
my NEET gospel
Tick tock wagies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC3F1uZJ2jc
Follow me wagies, take my hand and let us walk together to heaven.
>Look mom, l posted it again!
>>26448829
Be inspired wagie, come now wagie walk with me.
Does lasting long matter to a woman?
>>26447513
No because they fake their orgasm.
yes
i hear a lot of them complain about sex never being long.
>>26447542
>>26447560
It's just that I fantasize about cucking people and making a woman that they love cum infront of them. I'm a virgin though.
>tfw his height doesn't start with a 6
>>26447456
at least your not 5'4
it's the heart that counts bitch
5'10 is the perfect height for boys imo
Why does this keep happening?
>meet a girl
>get interested in her
>peruse her
>she shows signs of interest
>start to lose interest in her after a little bit
This has happened at least 4 times now
What the hell is it?
>>26447432
>peruse
hahahahaha
>>26447432
poor guy.
also
>peruse
you almost got me here
>>26447466
>>26447452
I meant pursue. Sorry I'm tired I didn't catch that one
rose thread
come here bastard.
>>26447418
did you just make that?
>>26447418
rose, clean your shit now!!!
>>26447418
Literally who?or what
Hey /r9k/, wanna hear about the dream i had last night? Well i don't care if you want to, because I'm going to tell you anyways.
(pic will be relevant later)
I also made some illustrations in paint so you can understand the layout of the room, but I'm not sure it will help.
It all started with some bullshit i don't remember, but i ended up in an abandoned school, it was really tall, and i went up to one of the higher floors, and ended up in a hallway that was suspended in the air somehow, and had also turned sideways somehow, and because it was sideways, i was walking on the wall, so there was windows on one the half of the floor(wall) and the other half was rotten drywall, so i could not step on it either, so i had to balance on this handrail type thing that was in the middle of the windows and rotten wall while walking through the hallway
Pic is what the floor(wall) i was walking on would have looked like
>>26447390
Holy shit, I have that same piggybank.
at the end, the hallway turned right to a dead end, and at the dead end, there were 3 bunkbeds end to end to my left along the wall, and a shelf that had fallen over to my right, and on the middle bunk bed was an action figure i wanted because it had funny hair and a beard, now there's space between the rail I'm standing on and the beds or the fallen shelf, so i would have to jump to the beds, then i would have to crawl across all the bunk beds to get to the action figure, but all the beds have mummified corpses in them(they looked bretty much like the first pic) so i didn't want to crawl over them, so i decided i would jump to the fallen shelf and reach across the room to get the action figure, but just before i jump to the shelf, this wolf crawls out of one of the beds and starts biting me in the thigh, and it really fucking hurt, but the wolf just woke up, and is tired, so It's moving really really slowly, and for some reason i had a ski pole, so i start beating it over the head with this ski pole, but It's just getting pissed off, and starting to move faster because It's waking up, so when i goes to slowly bite me again, i grab its mouth, slam its jaw shut, then i get on its back, and while holding its mouth shut, i pull out a knife and start cutting its head off, then i woke up.
I wonder what it means?
(Pic would be an overhead view of the dead end with the beds)
>2016
>unironically being a racist
>>26447292
only whites can be racist
>>26447292
I'm not racist I'm a race realist.
i don't believe there are people who are "ironically racist"
Damn. Every time I see a girl that isn't overweight - There he is. Chad is simply incredible, he's everywhere. I don't know how he does it - but he's pretty based desu.
He's a selfish fuckhead who's blind of his own privilege and does unbelievable damage to the human race as a whole by hogging all the women.
>>26447217
We are pretty based, man. But so are you.
>>26447240
t. Envious, entitled, beta
>>26447240
>Implying you'd act any different if you were born a Chad
