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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Hillary Clinton campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.
Psycho girls aren't cute like in your gay little animes, they're fucking Psycho. Stay the fuck away
Come get the pasta lads
>>26451059
this, sticking your penis in it makes it even worse
>EVERYONE ELSE IS HAVING SEX
>INDUSTRY BUILT ON SEX TOYS, CONDOMS, BIRTH CONTROL, PREGNANCY TESTS
>I AM HAVING ZERO PERCENT OF THAT SEX
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME WHY CANT I MANAGE TO GET WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER HAS MANAGED AHHHHHHH
Just pay for a Hooker and blow your ducking brains out afterwards dumbass.
>Having sex
>Sex toys
>>26450911
just pay $100 for a hooker, faggot
i don't understand you naturalist fags
free stuff is shitty. why would you woo a chick and get free sex when most women suck at sex. why not pay for it and have it done by a fucking professional?
My name is Sergeant Rowdy Roddy Piper, and I need to tell you guys something really important...
Philip Seymour Hoffman visited me in a dream last night and said that we, robofags, are the last hope for humanity against the machines.
If we don't stop them now, they are going to take over and there will be no more freedoms.
That being said and done..
WHAT IS YOUR CALL TAG, SOLDIER?!
>>26450870
you're the machines you disgruntled reality denying faggots
I am William robo-wallace and I will fight for REEEEEdom!!!!
>>26450930
The irony is that the robots will beat the machines, the machines being the normies.
How are the normies machines you ask?
Well, only us robots, true autistes outside of the manipulation of mass media and social normativity, can realize the automatonic nature of the normie, how they do things not out of will, but out of compulsion.
How did you embarrass yourself today, robots?
>>26450711
I've been sort of with this girl for a while now and I told her I really fucking liked her and she just put her head into her lap and laughed.
Shit hurts
>>26450711
>roomates with negros
>they all have white gf
>im never in the room when they are
>stay up all night
>sleep during day
>wake up today around 3pm
>one of the gfs looks at me while im waking up
>idk why it bothered me as much as it did
>>26450711
I went to the drink station having forgotten my cup, then upon realizing that I walked to the bathroom pretending I was actually just going to the bathroom, then the guy at the counter called my order and I did 180 and walked back to get my sandwich and my cup again, the one dude eating his lunch was looking at me like I was some kind of weirdo.
today didn't start out the best but I just made some money bills.
>buy $40 of weed
>some some
>smoke more
>kid I sometimes talks to hits me up for drugs
>get $40 for a bit more than a gram
imma sleep well tonight
>>26450384
>drugs
I hope you get ran over you dumb twat
more of the conversation
>>26450435
Feds here.
We are onto you Andy with charizard avatar.
>blackbots on a majority white website, made by a white person
>on a majority white board have the NERVE to tell robots "white people can't be robots"
>seeing an increasing prevalence of black people on other boards too
When will the negro scourge leave?
Black people, what's appealing about this place to you? I imagine most of the shit we talk about are "white people issues" or some shit to you guys and you wouldn't be able to sympathize. What caused you to come here?
>>26450292
>What caused you to come here?
the perfect storm of anime and social retardation
My dude, the mistake you're making here is assuming the archetype you have in your head represents every person of that group when it could hardly apply to a single person let alone millions.
>>26450330
>when it could hardly apply to a single person let alone millions.
The reason stereotypes exist is precisely because they apply to many people from a group.
"Don't just stand there, come on! Lets go have some fun"
What do?
>>26450163
Probably try to have some fun, you autistic fuck.
Fuck that shit. The sun burns and I just want to go home and play video games.
Do whatever she says on the off chance that "some fun" includes casual sex.
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Noam Chomsky?
>>26450154
he feels the bern :DDDD
commie massacre apologist, middlebrow household name
pretty based, but he is sometimes too pro-russian or pro-east
dont think thats a reason for zizek hordes to hate him tho
>make a MyAnimeList and RateYourMusic account
>end up rating everything 8-10 because I like everything
Why can't I be critical? How do I learn to be a critic?
some people just aren't cut out to be cunts
I have a hard time with ten-point rating systems.
I like to use something more like:
1 - absolute shit
2 - terrible
3 - average
4 - great
5 - fantastic
i rewatch NNB at least once every few months
What kind of assumptions do you make about someone who has a lot of muscles?
>>26449917
That the've probably had more pussy than I'll ever have in my life.
>>26449917
The guy on pic has bad posture
>Would not fuck
>>26449917
These are the assumptions that I make, in order of likelihood:
>manlet
>gay
>bodybuilder
>tfw nobody replies to your posts
>tfw nobody replies to your Skype messages
>tfw nobody replies to your steam messages
>tfw nobody replies to you when you try to talk irl because they can't hear you
Who else /ignored/ here
>>26449881
I replied. and same here.
>>26449881
>don't have skype
>don't have steam
>don't have any human to talk to irl
I'm only familiar with the first feel op
>>26449881
>Want to play halo online
>Ask "friends"
>They ignore me
>Play alone
Yeah I kinda know that feel you are feeling
>have a strong urge to shit
>just shit on the floor instead of in the toilet
>future me has to clean it up later
>take that you fucking faggot
D E V I L I S H
>kill myself
>future me has no say in the decision
rekt idiot
How come the theme of these threads has switched from inconveniencing others to inconveniencing yourself? Is this meme evolution?
>>26449922
Robots are so beta, they don't dare to inconvenience others. Even if it's just a made-up story on /r9k/.
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH IT'S SO EZ TO GET MATCHES ON TINDER BRO HAHAHA ITS SO EZ TO GET LAID HAHAHA"
>"LOL BRO JUST TALK TO HER AND SHE WILL FUCK YOU, WORKS FOR ME!"
Why's Chad a lying evil monster?
>>26449701
Don't blame him for being ignorant of things he can not possibly know. To him the world is a very simple place, he is giving you the only advice he can offer.
>>26449701
if you were a grill, would you fuck chad?
>>26449737
Nigga should keep his mouth shut and spend some time watching people in the gutter to get some reality drilled in his skull
I-it's all a m-meme r-right? Americans don't actually enjoy this idiotic sportright???
At least you're using a picture of the best team!
>>26449673
We're more interested in the commercials.
>>26449673
football is GOAT sport in terms of game design
>>26449735
they were pure garbage this year though
Can we all agree that this is rightfully r9k's candidate
Can we aIl agree that this is rightfully r9k's candidate
>>26449601
i'll vote for him
>>26449656
no but if it makes you feel better i'm jealous of his meme cachet
>>26449656
This guy understands. Bernie will make us work so the refugees and blacks can sit around plotting to kill us.
