Anime girls getting blacked is best fetish
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/getblacked/1
well this is unique
>>26460046
Thank you very, very much famalam.
>be 19yo premature ejaculator
>decide to stop being a faggot about it
>watch a lot of premature ejaculation porn
>you know, the asian girl jerking a dude off
>decide to edge the longest I can, to train myself
>successfully edge for a whole hour
>dick is so fucking wet
>but my willpower stands
>realize...
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Bleach, alcohol and specific cleaning products designed to get rid of fat stains.
In that order, OP.
Let it dry before each clense. Don't mix those cleaning products.
>>26459842
I'll remember those, but wouldnt just throwing the rug in the washing machine work well too?
>>26459732
>cum so hard i shit myself
A Y Y L M A O
>wake up
>see this
Wat do you do
>>26459680
grab my shotgun and kill her for breaking and entering
Turn my laptop off
Make a yandere general on r9k but get it pruned because the word yandere was mentioned
Do you agree with this sentiment or is this literal cuck propaganda?
So if someone confesses their love to you, you should kill them asap?
>>26459650
Yeah, desperately settling for someone when you're 70 because you want to make sure there's someone in the house when you die.
So breathtakingly romantic.
>crazy person fell in love with me, caused a lot of trouble for me, and died almost immediately after
It was a very upsetting series of events.
Should I ask a girl in class if she likes me? I've already told her I do. I have a strong feeling she does. She messages me about 40-50 times a day. Frankly I'm getting tired of all the chatting if she doesn't. I'd rather invest my time elsewhere. Thinking of messaging her
>'Answer me straight up, do you like me or not. I have enough female friends already, I don't need another one.'
What say familias?
>>26459616
tell her to go out somewhere instead
>I have enough female friends already, I don't need another one
never got any guys laid, you autist. This is guaranteed failure if you're trying to bang this chick.
>>26459821
>never got any guys laid
Ok you fuck. Being a beta pussy orbiter ain't going to get me laid either. Either help or fuck off
Are we living in a cyberpunk world now?
>more people living in cities now and than ever, and the trend is showing no signs of slowing down
>everyone even normies are adopting wearable tech, stupid bluetooth things around their necks, smart watches, smart bands, everyone has a super high tech phone even grandmas
>fashion is all out of wack its normal to wear weird shit now
>architecture is beginning to look like something out of some cyberpunk book...
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Almost. We've got all the bad shit but none of the style.
not until I can wear a gas mask and steel toe boots and a nintendo powerglove while running away from police drones
Basically without the cool robot or hacker or super power shit.
We're in a real life dystopia, though.
why do robots complain about women dating attractive men and not lowering their standards when they themselves won't date fat and/or ugly women ?
Unattractive women are invisible or in the friendzone in my life. I'm still a KV
>>26459555
>won't date fat and/or ugly women ?
They would if they could.
>>26459598
see
>>26459583
for all their complaining robots are just as bad as "stacey"
Anyone else /brainfog/ here?
After years of drug absue (mainly weed and RCs, but also pretty much any other major drug), isolation and pointless media consumption I feel literally dumb. My memory turned to shit, I have trouble imagining stuff and doing mental arithmetics, constantly stressed and even have trouble speaking and finding words.
Is there a way to reverse this or am I doomed for life?
I know this feel god I hate myself
>>26459507
I know right? I speak like that guy from king of the hill.
>>26459507
Will this happen to me?
I only smoke weed and drink booze; I mean i am a college student
What's the worst thing that chads ever done to you?
For me, in highschool, I've never got beaten up by them, but worse, they made me get in fights with other non-normies, cheering for us and making us turn on each other for their own amusement. Other than the fact that it was highly humiliating, they also kept us from befriending each other and forming a group. Now that I think a about it, I realise they did this shit counsciously to make fun of us, but uncounsciously to keep us in line by having us divided, thus posing a mininal threat to them.
>>26459455
That is actually kind of genius.
stopped talking to me when we went to different colleges
>>26459484
I know, right? Instead of wasting their energies beating us, they made us fight each other. They are like the Nathrezim of warcraft.
Why does feminism have to ruin everything?
I'm an 80s kid. I grew up on the Ghostbusters movies and The Real Ghostbusters cartoon. I had all the action figures, I had the proton pack. It was every young boys favourite show at the time, something the little girls had zero interest in. They preferred shit like My Little Pony, as you would expect. Now this particular piece of pop culture has been hijacked to make a political point about STRONG INDEPENDENT WIMMIN.
Why can't these feminist scum just leave things alone? Why are they so obsessed with subverting...
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>>26459415
Activist groups threaten hollywood if there are groups of 3+ people starring in any movie with no negros. Welcome to libtard America.
That being said... I don't think there is a strong tie between shit you like as a kid and today. I was an 80s kid whose favorite cartoon was She-ra... didn't turn out to be fag.
Well, you see, when it ends up bombing in the movie theaters, people will see that once you fuck with an already good liscence, it goes to shit real fast. And who knows, maybe the femtards on tumblr will screech "my soggy knee" because there wasn't more people there watching the empowering "womyn" there.
>>26459590
What I don't understand is how the Hollywood jews who are so obsessed with profits allow such a franchise to be ruined? If they thought there would be more money made with an all male reboot and/or involving Murray, Akroyd etc then surely they would have gone for that instead?
Planning on taking some DXM tonight.
Any robots here mind telling me some stories or giving me some advice?
Every dosage except 3rd and 4th plateau isn't worth it.
what form is it in? have you read the guide?
gather a playlist and shows you want to watch. have lots of water handy and make sure to drink it
dont take more than 500mg for any reason if you're in a place with someone who disapproves/could bust you
>>26459364
OP here. It's in gel caps.
that feel when you dump gf and she tries to reconcile with a scrapbook she made of the two of you
>>26459077
thanks for the vicarious feel that i will never get to feel firsthand
no girl has ever or will ever care about me enough to do that shit
you're a fool for letting go of someone who cares that much about you
>>26459109
i have my reasons
>>26459121
then why take the time to fucking post a thread on r9k of all places about you dumping your girlfriend if you're not even going to make a discussion of it?
were you just trying to ruffle up some jamesons or something? do you have nothing better to do?
this board has truly fallen
ITT: women you're embarrassed to admit you'd fuck
Gimme them big ol' niggertits mamma.
>>26459063
I bet her tits are nice and soft and delicious.
>>26459136
I'd want them to feed our mulatto babies we'd have together on the plantation.
>>26459063
i have seen worse
>i am only alive because of my passion for cars, everything else is dead to me and im depressed or used by my friends ect.
What keeps you going /r9k/?
>>26458878
>friends
You're a normie, now get off my fucking board.
>>26458960
"friends" , sigh even fucking /r9k/ rejected me.
>>26458878
Anticipating certains albums and movies to be released
>be 22 year old NEET kv highschool dropout, dropped out at 18
>parents want me to get a highschool diploma now
>only around 15 days left before the exam
>don't know what an algebra or trigonometry is
>want to study chemistry because people say it's easy
>can't, because severe brain fog from years of brainless media consumption, attention span is of a bird, can't memories...
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Any other highschool dropouts in here? How are y'all doing?
Just end your suffering already, you're fucked forever if you don't have a HS diploma at the age of 22.
>>26458816
Turn off computer, do some brain performance drugs, study.