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Christ
>>26463860
>implying your threads are any better
>>26463860
For fuck sake stop showing your ugly face here
>>26463860
well /r9k/ has been penetrated by /soc/ normies
if you want real /r9k/, visit wizchan. they're pretty sharia with their anti-roastie policies.
It's now -1 F with the windchill here in NYC.
Anybody else /comfy/ today?
Fuck no, I'm on lunch break at work and in 15 minutes I get to stand by s door that opens and shuts for 4 hours straight.
It's about 33 f here in Finland..It's a warm day so I'm pretty comfy anon
>>26463754
well, good man for being out and about and working. i hope you get /comfy/ later on today.
>tfw grew up with a single mother
>"Y-you're lucky to have one good parent"
Fuck off mom
I hope you don't actually give that sort of attitude to your mother.
I'll be your dad
>>26463733
Of course I don't, I'm a complete wimp thanks to her.
>wake up
>see this
>she says "kiss me stupid!"
what do you do?
why are you calling me stupid
Leave because apparently I have been abducted by some floozy roastie
If you do anything different, you need to fuck off back to facebook
hit her in the face and go look at pictures of barbara
Who's ready for the next holy war?
>>26463629
>tfw I'm a saracen
We'll meet on the battlefield, my rival
>>26463629
can't wait for the news reports of rapefugees raping women tomorrow t b h
>>26463629
Sign me up
Origional crusade
>gf just admitted she fucked Chad last weekend
>day before valentines day
>feel sick
What do /r9k/? Feels pretty bad man
>trusting a woman
retard
>gf
wrong board faggot, no sympathy for failed normies
I do feel bad for you anon, but you brought it upon yourself.
Never compete for a girl.
How to make friends in College? I moved in yesterday and already feel like an outsider, can hear people talking and laughing outside. Don't like introducing myself to groups of people, I am worried they already know each other and I will embarrass myself. I am already friendly with my roommates but I dont know anyone else.
>>26463533
>Don't like introducing myself to groups of people
What you like and what you need to do to make friends are too different things
Just arrive to all classes first, before anyone else. That way you'll have to meet them 1 by 1 and they'll have to start a conversation.
>>26463632
Did this, din't work out and I'm no monster.
Would you be okay with dating a tall tomboyish girl who is straight, but occasionally likes to playfully flirt with other girls?
>>26463369
Yes, if she looks as good as the girl in the that pic and we get along.
That's a male.
Muted for 2 seconds wow
>>26463369
That's a girlish boy, not a tomboyish girl, fuck off. If you want to pretend to be a girl at least grow your fucking hair.
We're just living for the weekend
Ruled by obligation, my man.
I want a kotatsu
>>26463298
I don't even live for the weekend, I just live for sleep.
>we have the means to give people peaceful deaths
>you are prevented from accessing it because of some authoritarian belief that you should remain alive
>convicted murderers get that chance
>normal, good people don't
>>26463553
dude no, death penalty usually uses the lethal injection that's a pretty terrible way to go
you're probably going to get stuck with a needle a bunch of times
then if they do manage to stick you and hit the right spot the drug they uses paralyzes you and you are aware and watch as you suffocate to death. how does that not sound like a shit way to go to you practically drowning out in the air and fully aware and feeling it but unable to move even if you were not strapped down.
sounds like something out of a nightmare.
the really only humane way of execution is probably instantaneous decapitation, no fixing it either so it's a done deal also.
>>26463684
>decapitation
>humane
???
Make some OC here.
Today's OC theme/main idea: 4chan/r9k 101
Pic related: example
send em an anime grill and i will draw
>>26463132
ere's my best animu grill
I made this a little while ago.
ask a guy who spen most of his day jerking off to/for curious teenage girls on omegle anything
>>26463021
Were they cute?
Are you actually attractive to keep the attention of teens, or it was more of their own morbid curiosity which made them watch you?
>>26463113
>Were they cute?
some of them are.
>Are you actually attractive to keep the attention of teens
i never show my face but my cock is attractive
>>26463021
do you do it in the restricted or unrestricted part
>"we were fooling around and... it just happened"
>"it just happened"
>>26462985
You're a good man pepe. Killing me will be a mercy.
> no front sight peg
Have fun missing all your shots, nigga
Also
>one thing led to another
How make this happen?
>>26463545
>How make this happen?
Alcohol my friend
Man's best friend
If you could kill every single female with the push of a button, would you do it?
>>26462963
no but if I could kill you I would do it
Best way not to ever have a gf.
>>26462963
as long as it kills all non-passing traps too. we need something to fuck
>go to the mirror
>take off your clothes
>examine yourself
>ask yourself the question "would I fuck me?"
Oh, yes I would. I'd fuck me so goddamn hard. It's safe to say I'm in love with my body, I get myself wet.
>Tell myself I would fuck myself
>I wouldn't
>Get mad at women for not wanting to fuck me
>AAAAAAAAAAAH! whos that ugly sob?
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