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Was this man a robot?
>>26467494
>changed the world more so than anyone of that century
No.
>>26467494
No, he's a classic normie hero.
Endured hardship and overcame it.
A robot would have not been able to influence anyone.
No matter how hard you try as a robot, you're doomed to mediocrity and failure.
>>26467494
robot? no
mom issues? certainly
So all things considered anon, would you say you're a good person?
I volunteer my time and ask others if they need help sometimes.
I don't think I'm bad but I think what I do is a standard everyone should achieve sooner than later. Is being average "good"?
>>26467438
Who knows. Things like these don't become apparent until you face a moment of truth.
A high pressure situation, where you're truly tested and you have no choice but to do what's in your nature.
I've both succeeded and failed to be a good person. It's never one or the other, and sometimes it's best to avoid ways of thinking that seek satisfaction in certainty. Have you ever heard of temptation bias? that's something I watch out for in myself.
>>26467477
I would say that doing more good than bad overall puts you in the good category
Just a reminder, that "being a manlet will stop you from getting girls" is just a meme. I'm a manlet and have gotten girls no problem.
>hurr durr girls like tall guys
Yes many do, and many will reject you, but there is a large amount of girls who think short but attractive guys are cute and would go for them. Generally it will just boil down to what your face looks like imo.
How tall are you? I find 'manlet' to be a subjective term
>>26467540
about 3'5
>>26467430
i'm a manlet and i disagree
Wait, you...step forward. Who, are you?
MY NAME IS JOHN CENA
(insert shitty music here)
>>26467491
seriously just fucking die
>>26467400
I'm Ackhmed
raper of wives and defiler of daughters
Anyone else scared to feel?
>>26467322
Yeah I am sometimes. What are you scared of feeling?
>>26467322
I'm scared of these withdrawals I seem to be going through. I've been drinking very heavily constantly for years, I knew it would catch up with me eventually. I guess I've never gone more then a few days without drinking so I never would've noticed. It's only been about 8 hours since I last drank and Im shaking uncontrollably. I'm scared because you can die from it apparently, hopefully that's rare though. But also it's rare for anyone to drink this heavily from such a young age
>>26467495
Love. and original comments.
who /spring/ here?
>all ready getting into steady 60's-70's
>trees blooming
>sun feels good
>pollen starting to fly around
>>26467316
>normie weather
GTFO scum
>>26467355
>not wanting to sit out in the nice sun alone
>>26467316
>going to be between -10 and -20C all week
>flurries at least twice a week
>no hope until at least late march
>last year there was snow on the ground until mid-may
fuck eastern canada
I've came up to the conclusion that robots don't easily find a gf because they have very high and unrealistic standards.
You can easily hook up with some 5/10 girl and be together for a long time or even a lifetime.Seriously,there are girls out there that are robots,not all girls are stacies.
Why aren't you just trying this?I know she might not be the girl of your dreams but it's easy and kinda sure that you'll be together.Most 9/10 girls are roasties anyway and are literally not people but places to stick your dick in and then dump.
Ugh
Why OP
Why do you fuckin do this to me.
>Assuming its just us that has unrealisticly high standards.
Thats why stacies fill the void with chads thunder cock .
Ever widening her souless void ever escalating the size of phallic objects that she can get off from. And gets used and dejected. Hurt and used
And bronons would rather fill the void with video games and anime. Looking for a story the can escape into. And feel utterly alone.
>>26467193
Original post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
>>26467193
I deserve better.
Post songs that make you feel
>Was quite young when the Spongebob movie came out (born in 1997)
>First time watching it
>It's about to end, this kicks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs926AIL-ck
>Great movie but sad at the same time because Spongebob is over
>Spongebob comes back but gets shitter and Sitter
>Still into Ween
Got Quebec on Vinyl last month, loving the fuck out of it
>Nothing quite compares to Ocean Man
This song reminds me of a time when I was actually happy
Christ
I know that feeling OP, same song too.
Here's a song that makes me feel, go into it with an open mind. I suspect many of you can relate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FflA12Avn9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SHdUOIfPag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3uyJL9xyGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1jrscrwi50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSqap6chKfo
>>26466975
>"Climbing to the Moon draws upon E's experiences visiting his sister at a mental-health facility shortly before her death."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPfz_bCwhYo
Everything in life is your fault. There is no such thing as luck, you just didn't work hard enough. You deserve to die, but we don't kill your kind, we will put you in a cell.
You are too sensitive because you chose to be. You are a disappointment to everybody. You offer nothing to anybody. Everything with you is wrong and your therapist agrees. You are a lazy horrible weirdo, and you chose it.
He's right. You should be ashamed for even thinking your entitled to a woman or friends. You are such a loser and you don't even make enough money for any girl, you are not a real man and you can't provide. No, don't bring up feminism you fucking freak, nobody will like you if you do that.
I have never been more upset, you ruined me. I cried everyday about you being a failure. I won't be seeing you in heaven.
>he doesn't know that I have worse thoughts than that in my head every day
ask someone who just spat in the face of his father anything /r9000/
why
this is original
>>26466781
Why'd you do that?
original original original
Just move out like a normal robot.
>tfw turning 22 next week
Still haven't had a gf or first kiss. Tell this to the one person in my circle and he says
> "Just talk to girls Anon! It's so easy."
8 more years. ;_;
It's easy to get a girlfriend, anon. All you need to do it just be yourself!
Literally be yourself you fucking loser
Prostitute you miserable fool
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY
CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
SEPARATION
NO PRENUP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
PAY IT UP
(CAN'T PAY UP IN TIME)
CAN'T PAY UP
(CAN'T PAY UP IN TIME)
PAY MYYYY
PAY MY WIFE AND GEEET MEEE A NEW ROLE
real talk: why wouldn't he hire someone to kill his ex?
I've heard that an average assassin charges $10k for a head. presumably he's paid more than $10k in alimony. it seems so simple.
my brother didn't ask me to be the best man at his wedding because he felt that i couldn't handle the financial responsibility nor would i want to
are there any names for the feels you have when you are left out of your own family? i expected to feel like a guest at my cousin's wedding(s) but not my only brothers
>>26466374
>i couldn't handle the financial responsibility
lmao did he want you to pay to be the best man or something?
what kinda faggot makes the best man pay his way to be there? the groom buys the suit and what not for the best man
ur brother sounds like a fag
>>26466426
my brother kind of is a fag and now i don't feel like his brother so much lately
as for the "financial responsibility" it usually is the best man's responsibility to arrange a bachelor party, plan etc.
i don't work and am in school on our parents dime so my brother figured asking me to plan anything would be like asking our parents for extra money which he doesn't want to do. it's not just the "financial aspect" but that my brother honestly didn't feel like he should ask me but rather his friend from high school who flakes out on their gym plans.
>>26466374
Dude best man is pretty much an honrary title.
It not like the mayor of your town is gonna bed the bride down for the night.
He just being dickish
They be divorced before he croaks. And when he does shes gonna take that life insurence payout and run far away.
Would literally have sex with Meghan Trainor?
yeah id fuck anything at this point
I've paid for worse than that
who would?
>tfw you will never get to start a relationship with a shy beta boy who you gradually lead towards feminine things like trying on girl panties, wearing makeup, or growing out and styling long hair until it finally escalates into him living as a girl full time taking female hormones, having breast implants, and getting pegged by your strapon each night as you call him a good girl and gently nibble on his soft, feminine ear
ya'll people on this board all kinds of fucked up
>>26466198
Are you a girl op? You just described my ultimate fantasy
>>26466198
>tfw used to have a dominant girlfriend who gave me girl nicknames.
