Who are you?

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MY NAME IS JOHN CENA

(insert shitty music here)

>>26467491
>>>reddit

seriously just fucking die

>>26467400
I'm Ackhmed
raper of wives and defiler of daughters

>>26467400
I am Keiser Adolf Fjelde, of the Arendelle Keiserreich. Spouse of Elsa Fjelde, and Commander of the Blitzkrieg that devastated the Southern Isles. Genius tactician, and Destroyer of Communist Nations

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>>26467514
why are you so angry
hug me

>>26467400
I'm the guy who installed the "Alternate start" mod, so I don't have to waste my time with you.

>>26467400
I'm CIA

check this 4(U)

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I Drive.
blox

>>26467806
Was not beeing on the list part of your plan?

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I am Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Blood Ravens Third Company.

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I am Alpharius

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>>26467400

I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor if you get too close to me.

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>>26467400
I'm captain Titus of the Ultramarines.

Who are you that you call yourself "Imperial"

>>26467491
Why did this have to become more than just a YouTube video

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>>26467400
This false Emperor of yours 'imperial', will suffer the fate of the heretic and he will die like the whoreson he is.

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>>26467491
>tfw saw John Cena at the store I worked in a few months ago
>tfw was too scared to go talk to him and hia grill

>>26469206

Did he wear his stupid merch?

And how big did nikkis fake tits look in person?

>>26468750
underrated post
I read it in his voice
this post is original original original original

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>>26467400
I am Goldberg, a merchant.

>>26469322
He was wearing a nice suit and bought a bunch of wine and beer, (like $1000+ worth). I didn't pay attention to the grill much.

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>>26469538
>I didn't pay attention to the grill much.

You're gay right?

>>26469664
N-no but to my defense there was a big crowd of people and I was standing from afar.

Dragonborn is a cuck compared to the Arisen
The start of skyrim is just running and hiding while all these supposed bad asses run in fear
Dragons dogma on the other hand has your dirt poor fisherman try to kill the damn thing instead of pissing his pants

>>26469832
He only runs because Ralof/Hadvar are faggots

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*woof woof*
just a doggo

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>>26467400
I'm stock photo grandpa