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>mfw I made a female Tinder profile to scout my competition.
It's literally 90% Chad, like really good looking toned men in suits or shirtless with fuckboy haircuts.
How can I compete with that? The 10% of the ugly fucks have no way to play this game.
I'm bettering myself but just by genetics there's no way I can reach that level of attractiveness.
What do girls look for when they browse Tinder, does it even bother having a profile if your picture is not Chad?
>>26474323
I'm banking.on those fags using similar picture techniques that the girls use, i.e. totally nonrepresentative
please don't correct me if.I'm wrong
>>26474465
I hope so but how can guys do that?
They all have strong jaws and wear no makeup, most of them don't even use filters.
meanwhile if I straight up take a picture right now I'll look exactly like this guy,.
game is rigged just kill yourself
No one would really pronounce it "luh mao" instead of lmao, right?
>>26475526
i pronounce it like yamo
>>26475526
le (as in let)
mao (as in maui)
my friends say "LAY mao"
they're also the type to talk about "dank memes" and whisper "reeeee normies" to each other in class.
Former and current Chad
>Former HS Football player - varsity 4 years
>Fucked several Stacy chicks in HS and college
>Fucked HS english teacher
>Applied for and got Mainframe DBA job
>$110,000 starting....
>Stacy Wife
>Blonde Hair, Blue Eyed son
have fun being NEET you loser shits....
>Stacy Wife
L
M
A
O
E
Enjoy being cucked.
ITT: dreams we had last night before we woke up to reality
>>26475393
Grats you're a meme
And can't stop
>Make a Stacey Facebook account
>Hit up guys that have a gf that I think doesnt deserve one
>Try to get them to dirty talk with me
>Screenshot results and send to gf
>If I can't get them to cheat, I just still the normies FB picture and make a copy account
>Then I have conversations with the fake normie account and fake stacey account and forward them to the girlfriend of the normie
>I have broken up 12 couples like this
Feels good man
>>26474913
niiice
doing G--'s work
pretty dumb fantasy for a frogposter
>>26474913
You've never done thing. Nice dream, though?
Who else /dream/ here?
>literally a day to remind single people that they're alone and probably will stay that way forever
let the normies have their day dood
>>26474717
isn't every day normie day?
do they really need a day just to rub salt in the wounds?
>>26474743
Yeah but this day is just an open wound and reminds me that I will never get laid.
Sardines are so great. They can be soaked and marinated in such a multitude of sauces and juices, always providing a delicious salty morsel. The best part it, mommy doesn't make me spend my good boy points for sardines. What do you fags get on your sardines, Extra olive oil?
Their pretty good, weirded me out that the bones were in them on my first can
>>26474604
>tfw i used to be really poor
>ate sardines pretty often because they were cheap, but tasty
>tfw upper middle class now
>tfw i can buy premium smoked salmon
>tfw sardines still have a special place in my heart
I know it a le funny maymay now, but i really do love sardines
>>26474604
Sardines aren't salty.
>spent 1.5k on a w****
>she doesn't love me yet
WHAT AM O DOING WRONNNG
>on a w****
on a what?
>>26474513
On your mom
Beluga or humpback?
To all my /balding/ bros out there,
Why not just full bald?
Bald spots are embarrassing, just shave it all off.
>>26474192
you need facial hair, height, and a half-way decent bone structure to make it look good. otherwise it's a little cringe.
>>26474458
Its less cringe than having a huge bald spot on your scalp and hair on the sides
Most guys don't actually look better completely bald versus with thinning hair unless they have a really nice had shape, or if their hair is so thin that it's barely there to begin with.
The majority of balding guys look better with a plain, medium-length haircut that doesn't draw attention to their hair.
This whole "as soon as you get 1mm of receding hairline shave the whole thing" advice is pretty much a meme.
This is a reminder to all robots to vote Bernie this November for free stuff.
Fuck off
2fh do dhg
>>26474189
I would if I lived there fampai.
He's gonna win and when he does robots will become normie. If you don't vote for him your afraid that chad and stacey will become your friends.
>>26474189
He's going to win my state regardless, I'll save the gas
24 years, 3 months, 14 days and 5 hours into my life and I still have not held hands with a girl, kissed one or hugged romantically.
What puts salt into the wound is that I'm 6ft2, okay looking, have no social anxiety, that my depression and asocial nature holds me back and makes me repulsive to many people.
>>26474144
are you me?
I'm a few months over, and have bad social anxiety but everything else lines up
>>26474193
>are you me?
OP here,I drew the picture you posted. Not kidding.
>>26474226
are we destined to get weird with each other?Who will be the girl?
>one year at job
>people still call me the new guy
what's wrong with me?
>>26474011
THIS IS MY JOB
You're not good at it. Or no one new has been hired. The last to be hired is always new guy. If new people have been hired and you still called new then you are bad at your job.
My friend's family used to call his sister baby all of the time when she was a baby and they still do now years later
>becoming real close to a girl the past couple of months
>really nice and caring to me
>always wants to be around me
>always asks me to stay with her when I have to go somewhere
>makes me dinner sometimes
>think she likes me
>ego boost through the roof
>come valentines day today
>actually muster up the courage to ask her out
>"Oh...sorry anon, I thought we were just friends"
>>26473972
I know this feel all too well, seems like I always misread the situation
JUST
>>26474008
Genuinely thought she had feelings for me
Oh well, turns out I can't read women for shit, I'll know for next time if there's every going to be one
>>26474033
This one girl I worked with used to be all flirty with me at work every day each week we worked together, hitting up my phone all the time with snapchat, like every fucking day, I'd be flirting back but never really wanted to make a move because she would just find out what an autist I am and work would be awkward.
Then I was about done with that job so I told her about the thing I had for her and how I thought she had one for me because she hit me up incessantly, which girls only do if they are attracted to you, and shes like "lol no thats what friends do they hit each other up"
Then she stopped hitting me up after that, what a coincidence, not like it fucking matters anymore
Femanon here, I fucked up. How do I drop an orbiter?
>>26473942
Kill yourself senpai. It's the only way to be sure.
>>26473942
He's yours now desu
>>26473942
Just the fuck out of here.
>>>/out/
Post in this thread awith a short description of yourself nd I will say something encouraging to you
>>26473933
>a short description of yourself
terrible
Every part of NEET except education.
>>26473933
I'm lazy, stupid, and want to make a videogame but don't have the patience to learn anything without someone by my side.
>tfw no damit wearing, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, kumot weaving, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
putang ina naman sino ba yung nag popost nito lagi
>>26474534
isang ulol na kano na wala magawa sa buhay niya
at this point I want to know more about the OP of these threads than anything else
