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Is it ok for black women to be cute instead of sexy?
>>26536590
>Is it ok for black women to be cute instead of sexy?
who gives a shit
>>26536604
Wat wat waaaa
>>26536590
How often does either of those traits occur in their population?
How many girls have you asked out /r9k/?
I'm seriously considering asking a girl out for the first time tomorrow but I feel like my world is going to implode if she says no.
i just let them ask me out
>>26537977
Zero, only two girls I been with came on to me
>>26537977
I've never asked a girl out before
There, I said itA girl asked me out once and I said no, but I regret that to this day
>tall white guys on /r9k/ expect sympathy for having no gf because they have "social anxiety".
Being tall and white and not being able to get a date is like being a millionaire and claiming you can't afford a new car.
they just can't admit they're failing on easy-mode
What if you're ugly as fuck and bald? What if you're deformed?
>>26536568
Really ugly sure, but I've noticed most "ugly" guys on /r9k/ are usually average-ish.
When are you leaving?
Don't live a life of materialism and security.
>>26535517
Well yeah living in the woods and dying because i ate the wrong mushroom sounds like a cool idea, thing is bud, life is not a movie, you don't develop skills to survive in the wild on your own. And while the prospect is tempting, i like the internet and my hentai to much to leave it all behind.
There is no turning back from society. Once you are borne they mark you with a birth certificate and you become government property.
I'm just wageslaving and waiting to die. Every single day i just want to die.
>>26535517
Anon I was born with a big dessire in my heart to create and touch peoples lives
I know that's what I have to do and I won't get a happy ending or find peace until I achieve it
So I can't leave everything behind it would be too selfish
Currently in the process of gaining knowledge and gear. I think i almost got all the gear i want to take with me, but i still have alot to learn. I will follow survival courses and practice for 2 months during summer. From that point i will evaluate if i need more time to prepare or if i can leave permanently.
Where are you going? Im going to the french alps. I cant wait. Im thinking about it all day long. It completely consumes my mind.
>anon i'm ready to move on after fucking 30 chads
>i hope you understand
>>26535463
>dat lack of self-awareness
Fucking women.
>every boy in elementary school knows chad is an asshole
>all romcoms aimed at 13 to 16 year old girls blatantly yell it at them
>when a woman finally learns it when she's 30 its considered wisdom
Why is the name blurred out? This dumb bitch should be publicly laughed at.
A chad is just a more advanced robot. A Chad knows all women are sluts and embraces it. A robot knows it and shuns it, hates it.
Embrace it robots.
why do women at the same level of attractiveness always hang out with each other?
for guys it's there to an extent but not nearly as pronounced. there will often be good looking guys, okay guys, meh guys, whatever, in the same group. but for wymmyns it always seems like 5-6/10s, 7-8/10s, 9-10/10s will each group together in their own group. although sometimes the 9-10/10 tier will keep a single fat chick around to feel better about themselves, but you won't ever get a 9/10 hanging out in an average looking group of girls.
it's like women's sole criteria for befriending someone is not based on personality but entirely on appearance and if the other person is on the same level of attractiveness as themselves.
thoughts?
>>26531903
not true
compare top right to middle
>>26531953
i'd say generally they're all about the same level of 5-6/10
top right is nothing special. that middle one is like a 4/10
>>26531903
one thing robots don't want to admit to themselves is that a woman's life is literally controlled by sex, it is all they think about.
They're horny 24/7 and will fight and scrap for the best possible penis.
What are the actual characteristics of something that's "Reddit?" I feel like there's just a way to know, looking at a person/thing, if it's "Reddit" or not. I've known Reddit users (some even wore fedoras before it was taboo'd) and you can definitely know it upon meeting them and seeing the way they type.
The ones I can think of are
>thinks puns are witty and clever
>making too many pop culture references
>using dialect from fiction or a different time period i.e. "good sir"
Anything else? I want to get to the bottom of this.
>>26523931
making a one line joke in a every thread, generally trying to be a fuckin class clown and get an upvote
>>26523973
Yeah, that's a good one. Trying too hard to make everything mildly funny, rather than speaking naturally and dropping a gut buster every so often.
>White knights.
>A Berniefag.
>Runs a new born meme into the ground.
>Calls any mentally ill tranny by their preferred pronoun.
>Lack of capitalization and punctuation in posts.
>Vegan
>Linking to Imgur.
That's just a few.
>at least average looking
>good cook who likes to cook
>likes to clean
>happy with a relatively plebeian standard of living
>will satisfy every sexual demand without being too slutty about things
This doesn't seem like too much to ask for
to bad modern western women arent like that anymore, and the few that are like that are already in relashonships
That is actually a fuckton to ask for
Just average looks and being able to sleep away from her without having to wonder if I'm getting cheated on that night
Post your favorite 4chan screencaps.
Anyone have the screencap of that guy on /v/ who made the custom pc for like 60$ tutorial?
Also bump for potential.
I gotta love /int/ sometimes.
>>26512606
>tfw you will never take an anti-journey
12 normies heading 15 clicks south east
Beta command awaiting your orders
>>26532040
I'd recommend avoiding eye contact, and then crying, but you've been in this situation before. I'll trust your judgment.
>>26532069
Sir, the normies have taken up arms and are currently firing on our permission
Requesting immediate assisstance
I repeat
Beta squad requesting immediate assisstance
>>26532143
Commander Shepherd here.
I want you to make an immediate retreat. You're outnumbering them 10 to 90, so they're probably Chad's. You don't want to shoot their girlfriends do you?
SAY IT! Get it off your chest, you'll feel better!
I'm afraid of the future. You know, in the end, neither you nor I will be remembered. What's happened to us is very far from a first in the history of the human race. You're reacting like a thousand blokes have before you, and I'm reacting like a thousand whackos have before me, It's disturbing to think about how common this situation is.
Nothing about our lives is unique. You and me, I think we're failures in the sense that we are entirely forgettable human beings. We're just like everyone else and when we die, we won't be remembered. You're just a failure who doesn't think about what will happen once you're gone.
Humans are disgusting. I want to leave behind this garbage life, these garbage feelings and these garbage instincts to become a god. I want to be memorable. Fading away is a horrible fate.
>>26528891
I'm scared of the future now that I'm not getting as high as I used to anymore.
Hey... I'm a little sorry. Truth is, I'm just bored out of my skull. Have a little patience, I'll get bored in a few months.
Will you ever be as alpha as Donald Trump?
>>26528769
That's not alpha, that's babby as fuck.
>>26529357
OK berniecuck.
>>26528769
Holy fuck, he can't keep getting away with this.
Why does he bully Jeb so much? Shouldn't he focus on Bernie and Shillary?
why are you not having a beer right now?
are you not a man?
>>26532038
>piss induced alcohol
I'm drinking Jameson right now.
Are you not a man?
>>26532038
It's 11 am
I'm in the middle of wageslaving
I drank more than enough last night
Reminder that if you do not wear ugly shoes, you are not a robot.
Post your shoes and be judged.
>shoes
I haven't left my house in months, I don't even know where they are.
>>26527234
Dude, stop posting the shoes I wore in middle school.
>>26527234
r8 these m8s
>be german
>study
>for free
remind me why america isn't a third world country again?
>>26526554
Our country isn't becoming a Caliphate.
>>26526566
/thread
that was easy
>>26526566
Dubs of truth yo
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