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Anyone else notice white people have been getting rekt lately on social media? I can't be the only one
>>26578335
My favorite part is how all the white people get super fucking salty anytime someone pokes fun at them.
>>26578335
Yeah, I noticed it the last time you posted this exact same thread
>>26578391
What's weird about white people is they pride themselves on their inability to get offended/lack of sensitivity.
See any time a comedian makes a racist or sexist joke the barrage of white people outraged by other peoples reactions, yet when a nonwhite person mocks white people or the absolute worst case scenario when a nonwhite person is cast to play a "white" fictional character white people are outraged.
Whatever happened to Garret? I heard he was a Chad now?
Video for those who have forgotten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
These dubs are for you, Alexa! blox
>the way she almost breaks her neck to avoid a kiss
>they got this shit on video
This kid is stronger than me. I would have killed myself an hour later.
>>26580222
>implying fedoratards have any form of self awareness
Don't mind me, just trying to get an idea of the general political climate here on /r9k/
Take test, post results
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>start test
>question 1
>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations.
fuck nigga? those sum big words
I support socialism with a nationalistic bent
I've changed somewhat since the last time I took this. I am more neutral now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxpVwBzFAkw
Most redpill video on the net
Women's nature makes them inherently want to destroy their own peoples
typical grapes betamale
>>26577819
> women are all one single organism
> an organism interested in the propagation of its genes is also going to mindlessly charge towards its own destruction
Uh huh
>>26577904
Women don't see it as their own destruction. They see themselves as something completely separate from their tribe/nation/whatever.
Hey robots. As my good morning to everyone, I will post pictures of my wife.
I'm an under 5 foot tall manlet house husband to a woman who is a foot taller then me in heels. Because I'm stuck at home while real men like you are out working, I'm going to show you some pictures I took of her for you to enjoy.
Please let me know if there are any in particular you enjoy.
I have to take pictures of her to get off too because I'm literally too small for sex with her. She barely feels me.
>>26573316
LOL MANLET BTFO
She always has guys trying to talk to her or checking her out in front of me. It's like they don't even notice I'm there.
>Have girlfriend of over 1.5 years.
> She's very cute, way above the league my pudgy manboob patches-of-hair-on-my-back self deserves
>She always punches my belly and laughs at how soft it is, it's pretty cute
> 1 month ago
> Need to find new roommate because old roommate had mental breakdown
>His name is Chip, he's pretty buff but still goes to NYU
>Chip is a nightmare
>Way louder, throws parties on weeknights, doesn't do his dishes
> Girlfriend loves him though, he's super funny.
> Girlfriend starts talking about how she wants to go the gym more
> Chip offers to take her to the gym and show her some workouts
> They go to the gym three times a week together now. They always invite me but I'm too beta to join in that awkwardness
> Other night I'm doing the dishes, Chip and my GF are on the couch, hear them giggling
> Scrub harder, try to ignore how angry I am
> look over to see my GF playfully punch him in the stomach
> She gasps
> hear her say, almost involuntarily "Wow...that's hard"
> Chip smirks
> I hold back tears
What do I do
his name is chip?
>>26557128
There is only one thing to do at this point...Fuck Chip in the ass
Turn around and shout 'What kind of name is that, anyway? Was your dad a potato?'
Been a NEET for 3 weeks now
When does it get fun?
When does the boredom go away?
>>26581218
Never. It never gets better, only worse.
The first few weeks are the best you'll be imo.
>>26581218
It doesn't.
I'd quickly get used to the never stopping loneliness, the everlasting urge to do something but never having enough self willingness to actually do anything productive or anything that will help you forget about the crushing depression that's slowly eating you up inside. play games, watch movies, develop a disgust for the general public and as the years progress slowly bring yourself to suicide.
sounds like you're a neurotypical wageslave
if you don't spend the entirety of the time you're outside thinking "i want to go home lay on my bed and watch anime", NEET life is probably not for you
Prove me wrong. If you had no nose you would be considered deformed so how is having no hair any different? Most humans have hair but you don't. Bald men = deformed subhuman garbage.
I guess Vin diesel, the rock, and Jason statham are worthless betas then
>having no nose is literally no different than having no hair
Have you applied to community college yet, anon?
high amounts of testosterone = balding
Which races are the most and least beta?
>>26579627
there's beta's and alpha's in every race, i guess the only thing that changes are the %
>>26579627
Indians are 100% the most beta. I honestly don't care about any of the other rankings so long as we can all agree that poo in loos are absolute bottom of the barrel in everything
asians are the most cucked, short men with small peepees
>Baby Dolphin Killed As Tourists Yank It Out Of The Ocean To Take A Selfie
He couldn't handle the normies.
Rest in piece dolphin robot.
http://www.indiatimes.com/news/world/baby-dolphin-killed-as-tourists-yank-it-out-of-the-ocean-to-take-a-selfie-250870.html
goddamn niggers
That's pretty saddening and disturbing. Really a case in point about our society
>>26573944
It's a truly bizarre form of consumerism.
>tfw black woman
>like white boys, asian boys, middle eastern boys, mexican boys
>tfw suicidal cuz i cant get them cuz im black
hold me r9k
>>26573874
Shouldn't you be holding up a liquor store nigger?
>>26573874
White guy here. Are you light skinned or real dark?
I don't mind black women, so long as they're not black as night, that's disgusting. Light skinned niggeress are hot though.
>>26573890
Way to help the case of the white races there, you hero you.
Reminder you fucking delusional morons who claim to be "really attractive but my autism pushes girls away" that you are just fucking ugly.
All of you who claim 8/10- 9/10, THIS is an actual 8/9 out of ten.
Remember this next time before you embarass yourselves.
This dude could be a literal potato autist and women would rape him because of how good looking he is, thats all folks.
He could approach any women and have a success rate of over 90%, scrap that he doesnt need to approach anyone, pussy comes to him.
Pretty much, i always laugh when i see retards on here rating themselves an 8-9. I mean how far can you have your head up your own ass..
>>26569958
Makes me angry as fuck how delusional some morons can be.
Btw a man can only be 10/10 if he looks like the pic i added on the OP AND has a couple hundred millions to his name
I'd be handsome if I wasnt dying of a terminal illness. You robots are all I have :(
Do they expect us to actually buy into this bullshit?
They just want to cuck us for life until their roastie toastie ages to about 40, then they will settle down with one of us right?
>Don't question this.
mfw
>>26568552
Don't question this.
Don't question this OP.
>>26568552
>questioning it
what the fuck anon
This black boy has a point desu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pjVhKaEjc0&ebc=ANyPxKr7sSa-5XuA1YogMD9d4P5vCqAtd1uMpIEZMHvfBdQvLtPQDBnnjR8KLs2ybQA3zGCGRFdTAHh-6ooZT6dTl_zd-HSJRg
(watch the whole thing...to fully get it)
>>26576763
>how can we better ourselves
lol all the rap mentality and drug "game" is at fault here.
What's sad is black people WILL rip his fucking head off for speaking the truth.
At the same time, everyone here will rip his fucking head off just for being black (not that the opinions in this shithole really matter).
>>26576820
Good thinking grandpa
Who is your OKCupid waifu?
I think I found her.
> white
> Christian, and it's important to her
> wants a husband and children
> Masters in Art History
> speaks German and Russian
> loves horseback riding
> gym and yoga
> cooking
> sewing
> painting
> piano
> violin
> reads classic literature
> likes going to museums, the ballet, the opera, and the symphony
She's really cute...
Are you going for her? If yes, I'd like to wish you good luck Anon. I'm already in perfect relationship and my life's now a million times better.
>>26571501
MA in art history
/waifu dead
What a boring girl.
