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>tfw no gf to play mount & blade with
>>26632364
>tfw no anyone to play mount & blade with
It doesn't even matter. I'm probably awful anyways.
>you'll never get to make prank calls in a time without the internet
>>26632401
I'm awful too
those fucking melee spammers fuck me up
Post your footwear, robots.
This is what I wear when I venture from mine nest.
I wear these because I read online women are supposed to attracted to red. Dozens of compliments later and still no gf
>>26631371
IDGAF, it's comfy and I'm not trying to impress anyone.
Fuck the fashion police, they are cheap.
FRIDAY NIGHT OMEGLE GENERAL
AS IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
>tags
r9k omegler9k r9komegle
Who's the biggest cuck on omegle r9k?
>>26611193
is my waifu on?
anyone else think it's a bit weird that a elliot rodger AND adam lanza look-alike are on r9k?
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Is this the objectively best ideology that exists?
>>26635350
Yeah pretty much, unless you're an economically illiterate socialist statist shill.
>>26635350
Explain the difference between libertarianism and anarchy.
>>26635350
Pretty much. I find myelf identifying more and more with libertarianism the older I get.
Would you buy a phone plan from her?
>>26635112
Only if she agreed to sleep with me
Of course, she could sell me anything
>You're a big guy
What did she mean by this?
Can one of you lurking normies pls describe in full detail how it felt when you stuck your penor inside a girls vagina for the first time?
>>26631232
First time sucks because you have no idea what you are doing
>>26631252
correction first 50 times suck lol
>>26631252
What do you mean? What can be harder to understand than sticking your cock in a vagina?
How to trigger weedfags
1. Don't do it.
That's literally all.
Call weed a social conformity and they'll get buttblasted over the truth.
QUALITY THREAD HAHA
>>26629780
top kek brother, this is so true
weedfags on suicide watch
what is your excuse for not lifting for your mental and physical health?
autism and suicidal tendencies
Going to a gym requires effort
You WILL be mocked by people on their phones taking pics of you (if you are weak or a fatass)
Its a useless waste of time for the vain and insecure, and ofcourse, gay men. If youre doing it for the health benefits, youre an idiot, do cardio instead.
Let's ask the deer god all of our questions
>Will I ever be a professional artist
>>26622891
Will I ever get out of this mess
>>26622891
Is Islam going to win?
Deer god , is life worth living?
>black girls can't be robots
Look at this girl. She's alright looking, her skin isn't dark and she's not fat but look at how awkward these guys are acting about her flirting with them. Us Black girls can be robots. She even got rejected by a scrawny ginger.
http://youtu.be/-TI8KVwJeek
>>26622805
>>>/pol/
is that way, sir
have a nice trip back
>>26622772
He's jsut your standard redpilled robot preemptively rejecting her, honestly he's smart, he knows this woman would never ask him, a beta male, for anything other then money so she can buy new lingerie for chad
>>26622818
nigger are you triggered? go kill yourself
your dad never loved you
>>>/zoo/
So once again I failed. my last attempt with the pills and gun, the drugs got me nice and drowsy, wasn't feeling pain, but I fucked up with the gun. I didn't get it to my mouth before it went off, so the bullet went by my head, not through it. blew out my ear drum and I have tinnitus now. the pills fucked up my kidneys, I've been in the hospital having that fixed. got released this week, been so down about it. I'm pretty much on watch all the time now but I managed to get online for a while.
anyone else had this happen? I could use a bit of empathy today. oh, and I changed my trip since I released it last time. I should have known there's no escape from this.
you tried to kill yourself because of that face right
looks hideous
fucking trannyfag
It really isn't that hard to kill yourself.
People who "failed a suicide attempt" are just attention whores
>he didn't use a shotgun
Go back and try again you dumb nigger.
If you dont have much going on in your life, why dont you become a hobo?
>buy backpack, camping/survival stuff with your savings
>leave everything behind
>hitchhike wherever you want to go
>catch fish for food and ask bakeries for leftovers at the end of the day
>fill up free water at a mcdonalds
>sleep in your tent innawoods
Whats stopping you from living a carefree life? The only thing you need to worry about is staying alive. No more stress, just you and the road.
Im currently gathering survival knowlodge, books, some quality clothes, knife, tent, sleeping bag, pan etc etc that will last a long time. I will be gone before the end of 2016. I want to be completely prepared and knowledgable before i leave. I will also start practicing during the summer.
First i will live on the streets by busking for money, then gradually move more towards the woods, only coming to society once a week, once a month, once every couple of months, and then the endgoal is complete self sufficiency.
Be careful out there anon
Entertainment, what else?
Also, going full hobo is even worse than wageslaving because you're worrying 24/7 about staying alive and getting basic things that we take for granted in society. Literally no free time to play video games/read/listen to music/watch movies/whatever your passive hobby is (and you don't have access to these things in the first place).
>McDonald's will be fine with me bumming water
Feels thread?
come in and get all of your chest robots.
we wont judge you here.
>>26624058
>feels
Wat are you a roastie on period?
>>26624058
How do you stop thinking about a girl who left, after a 7 years relationship?
How do you deal with the fact that she left to find better? How do you accept the fact that no matter how hard you tried, you weren't good enough.
How do you accept that she is banging dudes, having orgasms like crazy, swallow cum and do all kind of shit she would have never done with me.
How do you move on?
There's nothing I can do for this world and there's nothing this world can do for me. I don't want to die, I just want to go somewhere else and be someone else. Nothing is right.
Maybe I should try out lucid dreaming again or something, but you need a steady sleep schedule for that.
"Thank mr bok"
>>26620659
Thank mr bok
Mein negger
GOOD I HOPE MY MOTHER GETS STABBED
Thank Mr bok
Mom pls no q-q
Why do women recover so easily from breakups, if they have to recover at all?
>>26620416
Because women have a line of 50 men in their phones waiting to bang them.
Men have literally no one.
>>26620416
You already know the answer.
Making this comment original myah.
>>26620426
This.
Every girlfriend I've ever had and every girl I've ever known, even the fat and ugly ones, all had at least one replacement guy for their boyfriend.
Think about it. Girls are being propositioned constantly by guys, even if they don't want to get with the guy right then and there, she'll keep him in her orbiter data bank for future use.
Most guys don't exactly have that luxury.
