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What's the oldest meme you can remember?
BONUS QUESTION:
what's 4chan most long running meme?
Lolcats. Pretty shit.
>>26601500
>what's 4chan most long running meme?
4chan
>>26601524
Wrong. The get meme.
Check em!
Hello /b/
I am a financial paypig. I am into the fetish "Financial Domination".
I pay my Goddesses a wage per week in return for being humiliated, mocked and sometimes ignored. (A strictly online engagement).
I pay my current Goddess 150 british pounds a week. I am considering increasing this to 200 as she demanded.
Anyway, do you have any questions for me?
My current Goddess is away so I have lots of free time now.
>>26611549
sorry meant /r9k/
This has got the be the worst fetish in existence
>paypig
fucking hell
What got you into this fetish? I watch povhumiliation videos and such but don't actually feel the urge to pay them.
Describe your high school crush ITT
Then
Did you ever get with her? Did she even know of your existence? How is she after HS?
My high school crush was this mixed qt who wound up dating some mixed guy, I wound up dating a friend of hers that resembled her closely. I'm sure she hasn't so much as thought about me since graduation, she only knew me in passing.
Short, about 5'0" 1/4. Just over 5'0".
Hard to explain her body. Typical teenage body with a little bit of softness. Decent ass, larger part of C-cup. Had a baby face. Bubbly personality, liked physical contact.
We made out and I finger banged her and she jacked me off, nothing more. That was during the summer before junior year.
I went through a chad phase and she was nerdy so we parted ways. We mutually tried to get something going after we graduated high school but nothing happened.
>>26605289
I still can figure out how she got so ugly and fat. 10 years ago she was way hotter. Now I'm glad I didn't hook up with her
>pic related
I'll start
>Dad is working the same dead-end job for +25 years. He spends every free moment doing auto repairs in garage. He would be a robot in these years.
>Mom is classic catholic introvert person who likes to read, watch tv shows and knit in the free time.
My black parents
>dad in military, likes anime, cars, used to draw, plays this weird msn card game, will protect me at all cost
>mom is the introverted one out of all her siblings but rages hard if we get in trouble, works with disabled people, likes to watch christmas movies when its not christmas, always experiments with food
>>26601965
Does he like modern anime or the oldschool one?
>Dad is a fashion designer who has a side project revolved around motivational speaking. Really idealistic and optimistic.
>Mom is a loud Stacy who likes to pretend her life is perfect with my step dad. Would def be a soc camehore
Has it been a week already? Or maybe you have been patiently waiting for friday to come.
Either way it's here and with it comes a girl that might smooth your tattered soul for a bit.
Terrible week
>3 days ago add a brit anon I met on /a/
>he gives me a throwaway mail
>we talk and says he'll message me next day when he wakes up
>excited because I found an anon I might like
>next day comes and he never messages me again
;_;
I think he also posts in these threads too. Hope if he reads this at least he tells me why he did that.
>>26604096
>misaki
>grill
pick one.
>>26604113
>/a/
>adding from chans
>messaging from chans
>valuing anonimity
revaulate I mean that in a kind way, but you need to.
Rose thread: come here rosebuds
Whats her feetles look like?
>>26601315
how many wigs does this tranny have? i see him with different colored hair all the time
>>26601432
just changes color of the hair
Fembots, do you think your life was better if you had a body like this?
>>26600362
I'd kill for a body like that
I'd be a lot happier
I wouldn't feel so gross.
Yes. I hate being flat.
>>26600362
100% yes it would be
original
>graduated from top state uni (ranked top 20 in the USA)
>rarely went to class, got scholarships because highest SAT & ACT scores in high school
>got a job in programming which i taught myself completely unrelated to my major
>making above average income at age 22, only been working full time about 1 yr
>white, above average looks in every department except 5'7
>never had a gf
>don't even know any girls
>haven't gotten a match on tinder to reply for 2 months
meanwhile
>have 27 year old friend
>in and out of jail, has spend about 4 years total locked up
>no degree, only work experience in min wage positions
> $100 to his name, owes me money
>sticks needles in his arm, shoots up crack & opiates regularly
>works as a male escort
>had hepatitus at one point from his job
>got his $10,000 car stolen by a drug addict (his only asset)
>doesn't eat well or lift but has an athletic, tanned body type
>fucks at least 1 girl every week
>goes from girl to girl and gets to atay with them *for free*
THE GAME IS FUCKING RIGGED
>>26600046
I can't wait until Bernie does away with the scholarship scam.
Sounds like your friend is a way better looking than you are and also much more fun to be around than you, some uptight aspie nerd.
>>26600046
>5'7
There's the problem.
You're like a child.
>Savannah Brown
>"i'm not like other girls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpelSFTFkHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7lwyxab5LY
[pizza]
>>26599263
Does she speak through her nose?
>>26599263
>i believe the the glorification of the masculine and the demonetization of the feminine has had really negative ramifications for society
>my solution? glorify femininity and demonize masculinity
this is what feminists actually believe. kill all roasties tbqh
So... Abortion.
>>26606660
I want to rub my frenulum over those eyebrows
>>26606660
Can't wait for Trump to make it illegal again.
>>26606660
Not as simple as "muh body". It's not a fucking tattoo.
Would anyone actually want an autistic NEET girlfriend?
>3D
Good luck in the 3D realm.
>>26599757
Yes, if you look halfway decent and aren't a mentally ill emotional vampire
It's not like people who sit inside in front of the computer all day are going to have their shit together physically and mentally. Lifestyle means nothing, attraction is all about looks and social status, its lizard brain shit.
>hey bro let me show you something funny on YouTube. Let me see your laptop
>>26598048
>hey bro show me something throbbing. Let me see your dick
>*quickly switches to guest user* "sure brah here you go"
>tfw you have porn on your phone
>mom or family member asks to use it
Hey Anon, why don't you find yourself a qt 3.14 black gf
>>26589631
There was this one black girl who was into me
she was a total uggo tho
They don't like beta bots, they usually want a man who grabs her ass in public
Because black girls don't want black guys any more. If you're white you can go to literally any college campus and pick out a black girl of your choice because they believe that since they're in college they're too good for black guys.
>inb4 "le take it to le /p/
I want robot photography, specifically. The kind of photographs the people who frequent this board take. Same way you wouldn't >>>/co/ a "/pol/ comics thread."
I want pictures that you take, especially pictures that you think (either with their subject or the mindset of the man who would take it) demonstrate why we still browse this godforsaken board.
If you wanna include a short story about the picture, I think that'd be cool. If not, just try and beat the robot, robofriends.
>pic related
I was in eastern Nevada and pulled over at the nearest exit to answer a phone call (don't talk and drive, it's the law or something, or maybe it's not I honestly don't know anymore.) I love all desolate semi-abandoned places, but the thing that struck me here was the absolutely derelict-looking "Diesel Motel Casino" sign. I loved the juxtaposition of words, the sign's vacant lower portion falling apart, and the way it just seemed to be the outside border, the final end-of-the-road, of civilization (or the entire world) in this dusty nowhere town.
>>26601403
I wish you had taken more care with the framing of the scenario, other than that, pretty cool anon.
![12717356_941606295908029_3330988462404225871_n[1].jpg_oh=e7337fef8f68313f769218bdc4d3300f&oe=575A1450.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2RcUc0F.jpg "12717356 941606295908029 3330988462404225871 n[1] oh=e7337fef8f68313f769218bdc4d3300f&oe=575A1450")
Textless posts are not allowed but that won't stop me
All the pictures are on my old laptop but in 2014 an airport that I used to visit a lot as a kid closed down. The weekend after it closed I went down there at about 4 in the morning just as the sun was rising and took a bunch of pictures around the outside of the terminal building and through the fence. I then drove up to an abandoned airliner on the other side of the place and spent about an hour just walking around it and taking pictures of it with the only sound being the birds chirping away.
It's one of the only times I can remember being completely content and at peace.
ITT: cringey things normies say
>"you just won the internet"
>>26599396
I never understood exactly what that meant
>>26599408
It means you won the internet
>"lost all faith in humanity"
