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Chart thread.
Post your own, and rate other's.
here is a template
and here is mine
>>26614777
pls r8 m8
>>26614805
3/10
please post original template
if money was not a problem for you anymore what would you spend the rest of your days doing?
>>26612022
I'd become a shutin and just have what I need to live delivered
>>26612022
Vidya 16/7
The same shit I'm doing except living in Hollywood in a suite right under this teenage girl I find attractive.
> Kesha broke down in tears in Manhattan Supreme Court Friday when a judge denied her request for a preliminary injunction that would have temporarily nullified her contract with Sony Records - and freed her from working with the man she says raped her.
>The "Tik Tok" singer says she's too afraid to continue collaborating with super producer Dr. Luke, whose real name is Luke Gottwald.
>The 28-year-old, whose real name is Kesha Rose Sebert, claims that Dr. Luke drugged her with a "sober pill" and raped her shortly after her 18th birthday in California. He was never criminally charged.
>Kesha, in a dramatic all-white outfit seated in court next to her mother in a back row, initially looked stunned as the judge refused to issue the injunction. Then as a tear soaked fan in front of her started sniffling loudly, her own eyes filled with tears.
TL:DR
Roasty claims she got raped and wants out of contract she's been paid for.
Judge says "lol, no proof"
Crocodile tears begin, 1.87million tweets
Another day, another roasty getting BTFO
>>26609399
p sure the kesha shit is legit and everyone in the industry recognizes it but can't do anything about it because contracts.
Always liked keshas song tbqh
Sony always wins
You cant beat Sony
Since East Asians have been proven higher IQs, I believe it is only logical that most white men would want to marry upwards and go for Asians.
>inb4 muh elliot rogers
>>26615622
+3 IQ points on average, -2" in dick size on average. Is the trade for your offspring worth it?
>>26615836
Republic of Congo, 7.1
Ecuador, 7
Ghana, 6.8
Colombia 6.7
Iceland 6.5
Italy 6.2
South Africa 6
Sweden 5.9
Greece 5.8
Germany 5.7
New Zealand 5.5
UK 5.5
Canada 5.5
Spain 5.5
France 5.3
Australia 5.2
Russia 5.2
USA 5.1
Ireland 5
Romania 5
*China 4.3
India 4
*Thailand 4
*South Korea 3.8
*North Korea 3.8
Fuck, I feel sorry for Asians.
the bell curve is retarded and pseudoscientific
Daily Existential Crisis Edition
Waifus, post
oc
My waifu is a boston terrier
watch out lads
Let's do this friends - i'll throw them all together in photoshop at the end :))
>>26602080
Hope you're patient.
Ok, I'm game - choosing a square
shameless OP self-bump, dont want this to die too fast
that's right, fat people are the lowest form of life on earth, they should be round up and SHOT
itt you can share your hatred for fat cunts
I despise fat women
Like seriously? One requirement for bein a woman and you couldn't even do that? Fucking cunts
Requesting that 'making of' comic about this image.
Also, I don't have an issue with fat people if they're keeping that to themselves, and not being a burden to people around them.
I do have an issue with 'fat acceptance' and shoving it down people's throats.
Be fat all you want, but don't get me involved.
>>26607801
Is it even really a requirement? Plenty of fat women can find husbands and have families.
Men as a whole should have higher standards.
Anon is fast asleep and is about to wake up? Please post what u want to happen next.
anon wakes up and has a nice morning fap.
a nigger appears and starts nigging
>>26598763
anon wakes up and starts fapping. But you werent specific enough so he starts fapping to trap porn.
post your obscure feels
>mfw i just had a very intimate video chat with a stranger i met on omegle
>sexted with him and later sent him suggestive pictures of me
>shame.jpeg, instantregret.png
>both stop messaging after he cums
>why do i have no self-respect and resort to doing this to myself?
>plz save me frends
your post is terrible
>>26614940
because you're lonely?
why do you regret suggestive pictures so much?
>>26615019
im trying the best that i can
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JDxuh0MT0H
Lets hear some voices.
https://clyp.it/1l2nfrnv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DAnKYTJcW5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mWjNkZwKD9
How's that job hunt going, robots?
>>26608881
I have a job but looking to change careers. They keep asking why I wanna change careers. Yo nigga, I work retail that's why
Going good
Also my brother is in that situation
>Wants to work in IT and even went to uni
>No jobs accepting him because he 'needs experience'
>Needs job to even get experience
>Stuck as a wagecuck in retail
>got hired at (big company" warehouse
>orientation date was like a month from when I got it
>now it's 3 days away
>they sent an email saying "there are steps you have to complete before orientation which will come from this email"
>just now received email 3 days before literally as I was typing this post to complain about it
Why do they have to make this so stressful
Why are there more and more guys into traps these days?
As a femanon I'm not sure what to think of it all. Are the men who are into this stuff gay, or are they just into women with a penis? Like are these guys the type who'd allow their gfs to peg them?
Role reversal is hot as fuck. Also tits or gtfo.
>>26604715
Some dude made a Ted talk about it.
Apparently men don't make the mental dick=masculine connection. They just see it as sexual. So feminine appearing people with hourglass figures, large hips and soft round faces are attractive regardless of whether or not they have a dick.
The opposite, a guy with a pussy, grosses men out.
>>26604715
society is working hard to make your gender obsolete. why would a man go through all the trouble of dealing with a woman when he can get all the benefits of a woman while still hanging out with one of the guys?
Who esfp here?
This is what I got.
>>26603144
I got ESTP because I'm a chad. ESFP lol, female as your personality type. You do realize this now makes you a twink.
>>26603144
We already have one of these stupid fucking threads
fuck off ya cunt
>>26603174
you wish faglord
i got bitches falling all over me
Any spaghetti fembots here?
>Been crushing on this guy for a while on my dorm floor
>Just say hi to him and stuff in the common area and in the dorm halls
>Sometimes talk about classes every now and then with him but want to know more about him
>I'm not super attractive or super ugly and thankfully not obese
>Crush usually plays with his dorm floor friends some board game in the common area of the floor
>Dress up somewhat cute and try to be casual while doing stuff in the floor kitchen area since he's there like making food so I have a reason to be there
>Usually they leave the board game out all the time since they usually play the board game an hour a day and no one is gonna bother it since the floor is pretty trustworthy
>They finish playing for the day and they all start heading back to their rooms
>Crush is still there
>Use this as a chance to talk more
>Go up to him and start asking about the game
>trying to show interest
>Bend over to try and show him some cleavage while being all curious about the board game pieces
>End up bending over too far since he was sitting down in a chair
>Fall on the table and mess up the board game and shit falls all over the floor
>it was silent for a good 10 seconds
>Start feeling tears coming
>"s-sorry"
>Stormed out of the common area
>go to room and start crying into pillow
>Realize I should of offered to stay and help him clean it all up
>He probably thinks I'm a bitch now
>Cry harder
Plz share stories.
>>26612843
Hey, I got a good one.
>girls don't think I exist
>every girl I asked out has rejected me
>I'm 5/10 being realistic
Remember that thread about that fucking ugly guy who pretended he was a 2/10 girl but guys still hit on him? Fuck off, there's no such thing as a moderately attractive fembot. You're all niggers, get the fuck outta here. All you have to do is ask out any beta and they'll say yes, this is your fault for setting your standards too high and being autistic and trying to manipulate a man's carnal urges to your benefit. FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU CUNT FUCK ALL YOU FEMBOTS ESPECIALLY THAT NIGGER TRIPCODING NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU
what game was it?
also just cut the teenage crap, just say you fucked up and were too embarrassed to stay.
apart from that you don't sound robot at all
>>26612968
>All you have to do is ask out any beta and they'll say yes
This.
Fuck off roastie, check your privilege.
Dupont, Nathan Ray
17 May 1975 - 22 September 2002
Jasper, Indiana
We think of you everyday, will love you forever,until one day when we will meet again.
Smich, Michael
13 September 1973 - 13 June 2007
Indiana, USA
I love you Mike and miss you so much. We will never let your memory die."The Song Has Ended - But The Melody Lingers On" "Always Loved" - "Never Forgotten"
Titus, Lance Christian
09 March 1979 - 26 October 2006
Ohio
Kee, Geoffrey
24 September 1986 - 16 September 2010
California
Our Remembrance
My journey is complete now, the tide is drifting in. My vessel moves on gentle waves, eternity begins.
We miss you son
