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>desperately want offspring
>too scared/shy to talk to men
guess ill never be a mother
>>26564753
Ha ha ha ha
How long have you browsed this board
>>26564761
three years if my memory is correct. i just need to vent because my biological clock is irritating the fuck out of me.
>>26564796
Why not treat /r9k/ like an extremely fucked up eharmony site and just wait forever too get too know someone?
>onahole arrived today
>came 6 times today
holy fuck, thank god for the japs, this is perfect
pic related, what I got
>>26562746
noicebrleoaskdnlfnweds ebin:^)
>>26562746
A mans fall.
Id feel sad if i were you
>doesn't even get at least a venus real
you fucked up poorfag
TFW no baby & 28 years old
I'm 24 m and it sure looks like I won't have kids either
>partywhore wants to settle down
>can't even find a provider in the most cucked beta society in modern human history
you must be really, REALLY ugly
>>26556092
Better hurry up and put a bun in that oven!
Wait too much longer and you'll end up popping out mong babies.
>Age:
>Gender:
>Most fucked up fetish you have:
>Were you abused as a child?
![tumblr_nojv7rHaxd1u57dsio1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RZYhded.jpg "tumblr nojv7rHaxd1u57dsio1 1280[1]")
>>26549443
I really like high test mature women
>>26549498
Stop posting lewd disgusting shit you abnormal subhuman.
>>26549498
>tfw anus has a roastie
Its really sad to see girls mutilating their bodies just to get their holes destroyed by chad and jamal
Would your life been better if you lived, lets say, in the middle ages?
No
I would be burned as a witch
I give off magical vibes I can't help it
I have epilepsy, so I'd probably be burnt at the stake at some point.
But if I were physically healthy, I think I'd do pretty well overall. I can read and write and do math which is a massive leg up over like 90% of the population. I'm also a Catholic with a pretty good understanding of the Bible.
>>26562373
I would probably be a peasant, born, tied to the land of my ancestors harvesting a measly crop and still giving most of it to the lord, dying and never traveling more then a few miles from the place I was born.
What is the #1 most autistic fandom/community/hobby?
>>26560037
evangelion haters is the most autistic community, they just repeat the same slurs without actually contributing to anything, ye we get it you understood EoE after reading a article on it but it wasnt that ard to understand just by watching it semi carefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KYYVrBX4v0
>>26560037
OP's pic answers their own question.
bronies
furries
weeaboos
horseriders
So be honest /r9k/, how much of a pseudo intellectual are you?
add milliondollarextreme to that pic
>>26553122
Quite high but I'm hipster about it and keep it all to myself essentially.
It only comes out when someones feeling a bit random and asks a personal or 'deep' question and I completely overdo it but that's 4chans doing.
>that pic
so basically every political view you can have except tumblr tier SJW then
Any INTJs out there found a girlfriend? If so, how?
>>26549460
Yes. I went to a bar and asked her out.
>>26549794
>bar
>not a whore
Choose one.
>>26549460
>defining yourself by stupid letters no one gives a fuck about
Are you nice to animals, anon?
>>26549102
Yeah i love animals i dont even kill ants when i have them in home i just pick em a throw em from window.But if i will ever see someone torturing animal a will kill him.Edgy
>>26549102
yeah, ill injure somebody severely if I catch wind of them being abusive to their pet
My dog > mankind
Is Wojakposting dead?
>>26558800
Yep, sad frog replaced him
>>26558800
czech
[/spoilerd]
Puppetmaster Wojak is better
a warning to other fembots, from a fembot:
don't date a robot. they're alone for a reason.
it may seem perfect to have a quiet and intelligent boyfriend, it really does seem great at first, but it won't turn out great.
they are extremely selfish pic relateds. they will never consider your happiness, only their own comfort. they will break you a hundred times. robots are not misunderstood humans like the rest of us - they are self-absorbed wrecks.
don't make the same mistake I did. don't waste your time on a robot.
Post pics of your feet
Original comento donn't mute me
but it goes both ways. i'm a fembot with a robot bf and we're both shit people so we're a great match.
You call us selfish yet all you care about is yourself and your needs, you seem like one of us in disguise
Why do so many women "attempt suicide"? I've dated 7 girls and 5 of them had cut marks on their wrist (going the wrong way lmao) and those same 5 also "tried to overdose on pills" but were conveniently in a place where someone would find them.
Bitches can't even do suicide right
But really, it's just to get attention.
>>26556207
Because it's attention seeking
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer too?
Learn to google/take any psychology class ever and you will know this. Men attempt suicide less but follow through more. Women attempt it more but follow through less. Men choose methods like gun/hanging, women choose drugs/cutting, things that work less effectively. Again, you're retarded, this is common knowledge
>create modern civilisation
>establish a nice, peaceful and advanced society
>invent many great things, our lands become the most advanced in the world
>decide to let less fortunate people from lesser civilisations in
And...
>foreigners freely hate us
>our own people hate us
>we gave them everything
>we allowed them into our society
>now we fall
The white race is a disgrace, how did we let the numales and succubi do this to us?
>>26555815
Western Slav here, how do you people get this cucked?
>>26556749
by watching anime
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>>26556749
When life becomes too easy people create problems that don't exist.
>that one embarrassing thing you did when you were younger that will haunt you forever
What was it r9k?
my neighbor was talking about monkeys playing on a roof and im just like wtf lol and went along with it but he was really talking about my friend and i who had went on top of his house.
>>26554139
made a fool of myself in front of my entire highschool (400+ people)
There are many things I regret, but nothing that was especially embarrassing with a lasting effect. I suppose I made a few mistakes with women that didn't do wonders for my morale in future endeavors of the heart. I always seem to make an ass of myself with the ladies.
What are some obvious red flags you look out for when dating someone?
>smokes weed
>watches anime
>is a gamer
>is comfortable in a shit-tier job
>is left-wing oriented in politics
>has a history of sexual abuse
There's probably lots more, but these are the major ones I can personally think of right now.
>>26553948
>smokes weed
>watches anime
green flags thread?
>multiple sexual partners
>lies about them
>smokes
>enjoys life
like, ugh, is there anything more unattractive?
