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Do you have any "life ruining" secrets? Things that you keep so private because if anyone found out those things that you keep so private then you'd have to face the possibility of having your entire life ruined and not only face public shame and humiliation and the loss of friends and ties to family members but also being cast out from any and all social groups including work related ones. Maybe it's so bad that you have to be sent to live with an aunt that lives in another city or state and you try to start over and leave your poor parents behind to deal with the shame of having to face their peer with everyone knowing that they are the parents of someone like you. And that's usually best case scenario for the normal weirdo robot levels of degenerate autism. But think about all the legitimate pedophiles and other sickos on this site.
Do you have any of those types of secrets?
>>26484315
Do you?
Original desu
Biggest secret I had was that when I was little, some little boy and myself experimented and packed eachothers's fudge for a couple thrusts before his mom walked in on us. I've only told one person, my gf, and now I guess you fags.
She was surprised I think, but now I don't think it's that bad. She doesn't think so either, i was like 6.
It fucked me up for a while though, like was I gay or bi. I didn't enjoy it, but I didn't hate it.
I've never been attracted to a man, but if I was I would fuck him desu senpai.
I've just been with girls, I guess i'm straight with a little curve.
At this point I doubt i'll see a man i'd consciously want to fuck tho. 22 now. I love women, but i'll acknowledge men's good looks and features. If someone tricks me with a pair of legs and ass that looks good and like a womans but are a man's i would still enjoy those legs the same.
>>26484315
Not really. I do have kind of a troubled family life that I don't like to talk about, which makes it awkward when people ask what should be normal questions.
Any vegan/vegetarian robots?
I'm considering going vegan. I see it as the most logical course of action, given the ethical and environmental, and potentially health benefits.
I've had this view for a long time now, but have been nihilistic towards the idea in the same way that I'm nihilistic towards politics, my action/inaction won't make any difference.
But it's logically ridiculous to hold that view, because it would result in nothing ever happening. I think its rooted in my self-hatred, in that, I don't feel like I belong in this world, and so there's no way I can make a contribution.
I also find anti-vegan arguments to be idiotic, and the whole of "bacon tho" culture is big-bang theory level of humour. absolutely disgusting.
I'm starting to see parallels between religious people and meat-eaters, in that people seem to repeat the same debunked arguments, and become offended and emotional during any discussion.
It also opens up the door for trolling normies.
Humans have eyes on the front of the head because we are hunters and it allows us to track prey easier. Humans also can't naturally digest fruit and vegetables, we rely on the bacteria in our intestines to do it for us.
There you go, 2 evolutionary reasons not to be vegan
>>26480105
I eat some meat but usually just a steak tartare/week. I'm trying to erase all manufactured food from my diet for health reasons.
Be careful about vegan/vegetarian diets, they're not necessarily adapted to you. I know many vegans who swallow tons of greasy gluten-laden shit and wonder why they have leaky guts and acne and shit.
Also, some races are more or less tolerant to lactose or surgar. If you're white from northern europe you're most likely completely tolerant to lactose. If you're black, you may want to avoid lactose and sugar since blacks are more prone to high blood pressure and diabetes.
Don't forget that your body is not an intellectual concept, it's a machine that requires an adapted fuel source. You can tweak it a little but don't be like those idiots who kill their pets because they pretend that dogs and cats can be vegan. Hint: no they can't. Don't force a cow to eat meat either.
>>26480187
Evolutionary reasons shouldn't have any merit. Evolution is the process that causes species to change over time, not a manual on how to live. Humans can live reasonably healthy lives on a vegan diet, or at least with less meat.
>>26480195
I see your point. I haven't decided if I will go full vegan, or just reduce meat in my diet such as yourself. I need to do more research on the health aspects, I have come across many anecdotal examples of vegans being healthy, and the one vegan I know IRL, is also the healthiest person I've met.
I wouldn't be dumb enough to put others at risk.
Anons I just got fired today.
I am posting from work and my boss has told me to come in tomorrow to tidy up my stuff and sort out any clients I am dealing with then to never come back.
He found out I pissed in the coffee machine and posted pictured here because some cunt figured out where I work and decided to email to him.
I have 1 and a half days left working here. What should I do to get back at these normies once and for all?
>>26490916
You should probably piss in the coffee machine.
>>26490970
Nobody is allowing me downstairs in the kitchen or lounge area. Just work spaces to finish whatever I am doing then leave.
>>26490916
>posted pictured here
Where's the thread archive?
New OC, you like?
>>26489975
you know that whole system of personality tests is pseudoscientific garbage right?
>>26489975
I don't like being suicide tier, but I do like it speaking objectively
>>26490137
personality tests, yep.
Jungian functions, not so much bud.
(although they're still bad science like the whole branch of psychology)
>Who would've thought this would be first comment
at what age is it safe to conclude that you're just not gonna make it?
i'm 22 and a half and never had a gf. i think if i don't get a gf by my 25th birthday i'll just an hero
anyone else have a set date?
>>26489545
I'd be okay with like 50, but I think if I reach that age then I would just keep waiting for my heart attack or stroke for thirty more years. I mean, there's always Russian prostitutes I can fuck.
I'm 22 as well. If I don't change my life by 27 considerably I'll use all my savings to buy drugs and waste my body completely and then go ER on some unsuspecting normies (srs).
You'll keep moving it back, honestly.
I would have said that at 22, I'm fucking 32, I'll kill myself at 62. Not much purpose living past your middle 60's anyway.
confessions thread
confess something you'd never confess to IRL
>>26489519
I've fapped to bestiality. I regret every day.
>>26489541
armature
ive poisoned (killed) about 12 dogs now
Anyone here ever rob a drug dealer? How did you do it and how did it go?
Also; Drug Game/Dealer stories General.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>26489460
>robbing a drug dealer
Nigga you asking your ass to get smoke later on cuz that money aint even his thats a gang's money and they kill any motherfucker that fucks with them.
sounds like a great way to get put 6ft under
>normie main dealer not responding
>had to ask Chad for help
now we wait...
If you had a gf, could you forgive and forget if she cheated on you?
When I was a young, naive beta cuck? Yes.
Now? Fuck no, it's inexcusable.
>>26489372
Forgive? Yes. If you don't have the ability to forgive people you are damaged goods.
Give her a second chance? FUCK NO.
>handwritten note
>effort
I'd... give her another chance...
hand written messages have more meaning.
Anyone else here sick of all the fucking coons on this goddamn board? Talking about these stupid niggas who come on here bitching about black girls and glorifying white women all the damn time.
>black girls are ugly, white girls are so beautiful and sexy
>black girls are bitches, I like white girls cuz they're so nice
Fuck off with that faggotry. Attractive black girls shit all over your pasty ass white bitches. And for all this shit about how mean black girls are, damn near every last one of you regardless of race always complain about "stacies" which are ALWAYS white girls. You gotta be one big ass fucking cuckold to not only hate your own race, but then shit on your own race of beautiful women and glorify white women that act like bitches and would probably kick your dumb nigga ass down a fleight of stairs to fuck some white male model.
tl;dr black guys who hate on black girls need to shut the fuck up and quit crying because some black girl was mean to them in middle school
Why would you expect black people on a site such as this to like each other?
>>26487762
Because it's retarded seeing a bunch of coon ass niggas on here crying about how they hate being black, how they're ugly and not chad because they're black, and getting called nigger by white nerds on this board; then have the nerve to shit talk black girls nonstop and glorify white girl who wouldn't even spit on them if they were on fire. Same dumbasses that would sit here and say they'd rather fuck mystery of all people than a woman that looks like this.
>black guy on /r9k/ says black women are ugly because they have "nappy hair, dark skin, and big lips/noses"
>thinks white women are gonna want him despite having the same features he says are ugly as fuck
>"b-b-but it looks good on men! My BBC!"
Bwahahahahaha
Male
6'0"
145 pounds
Pic unrelated
6'2"
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M
Sup fellow skellybro.
Male
6'4''
220 pounds
norman through and through :^)
>>26487420
>>26487465
6"4
200 pounds bear mode
M
Fucking manlets ITT lmao
Are you a real man?
>>26486759
I think fembot is butthurt
>>26486759
I'm attractive so I can do all this and still get a gf
>>26486759
I don't play games cus i'm too poor and also cus depression
You guys don't actually believe a girl's pussy is damaged because she's had sex, right...?
Of course not, I'm overjoyed when I find out that my woman has fucked countless other guys. I'm certain that I'm not just another one on the list.
>>26482456
What do you think, loser?
>>26482456
Yeah, sexual diseases are just a myth made up by insecure beta males, retard faggot.
I want an adventure. What should I do?
Go on one.
Sell your things, get a backpack, throw some clothes in there, and start walking. See the world. The only thing stopping you is your own fear.
>>26481072
I suggest becoming physically /fit/, weight lifting and cardio, or do a auto-defense course.
Do a survival course too
Vaccine yourself
Make sure you get a enough money before starting
Then do what >>26481083
said
>>26481125
>>26481083
Sounds interesting, it'll probably take me a few years to raise enough money to travel properly and get fit. Thanks for the advice anons.
Who /smoker/ here? Why do you smoke? How much do you smoke a day? Are you okay with your situation, or are you trying to quit?
Here's my story:
>be me, 18
>move out of state for uni
>immediately become depressed, isolated, all that good stuff
>start buying Marlboro Reds because I'm a retard that knows nothing about smoking
>would occasionally go outside for a puff but for some reason never got addicted
>fast forward about three years; I've moved back home but I'm as depressed and anxious as ever
>start going through a period of extreme restlessness
>can't sleep, always hyper-alert, nothing can calm me down, etc.
>try to take my meds - they don't work; try to drink alcohol - it doesn't work; try to fall asleep - I can't do that
>remember mum is a smoker and keeps a pack of cigarettes outside
>think "fuck it" and decide to try one and see if it works
>smoke that shit up, it immediately feels like a huge wave of calm washes over me, I feel like I can *finally* get some respite from my hyper-fearful mind
That was about three months ago. I've become a pack a day smoker ever since. I'm not happy about it, but at least it keeps me feeling sane with the amount of shit I deal with in my head.
I'm 19 and smoking since I was 13. I'm smoking between halfpack - 1 pack/day. I'm pretty okay, but I want to quit till I finish university
>>26480110
You mean you want to give it up while you're still studying, or you plan on quitting once you've finished your degree?
>>26480132
I don't know for sure, but I plan on quitting in my third year, now I'm in second semester.
qt 3.14 thread
>>26467773
>no pure, natural loving gf
>>26467783
>You will never let her cry into your lap and pet her hair as her favorite meme-team loses for the umpteenth time
why live
>>26467828
Her hair looks so soft
