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Do you guys really think you're ugly? Why? What makes you think you're ugly
>>26490173
no girl has ever made the first move and talk to me
I'm fat. Fat = ugly
I used to be really good looking when I was thin, never had a gf though.
Working the weight off now.
>>26490173
pale skin
Only a few more hours left until a fresh work week wagecuck.
And once again, lil' wagie gets his life incredibly cucked by Mr. Shekels need for a yacht. But, hey. They are contributing to society. They are helping the poor.
>>26503386
Thisis how wagecucks live, two fleeting days of freedom sandwiched between ten days of slavery and oppression. Sad.
Your alarm clock will be going off soon wagecuck. I know you will feel groggy and unrested from insufficient time off, but you know how Monday traffic is! Mr. Shekelstein will be checking your time card to make sure you weren't late once he gets to the office after his morning round of golf.
ITT: Women that pissed you off in movies or tv shows
Karen from Californication. Fuck her. And fuck Skylar too.
>>26500221
She reminded me a lot of my own mom and I hated her
>>26501399
I always thought she was attractive in an ugly sort of way
Fembots, your new boyfriend asks you to do this, how do you react?
Tell him I don't do oral, ever.
Tell him I'll never ask him to do it either.
If he has an issue with that, I will gladly end the relationship and show him the door.
>>26498598
Depends on how hot he is.
>>26498644
Don't ever comrpomise fembot
Good women that aren't disgusting like you are rare
Well, fuck guys...
I can't believe this just happened.
>wake up today feeling good
>decide to go to the bar for the first time ever
>walk into the bar
>half the bar turns their head to look at me
>stiffly walk over to a open seat at the bar
>before I can open up my mouth the bartender says "Ok..lets see some I.D"
>I scramble looking for my wallet
>I can't find it
>"maybe its in your coat that you put behind you on the chair" he says
>"haha yeahh your right" I say
>The fucking chair falls over as I try to grab my coat from it
>Everyone in the bar looks directly at me
>I finally find my wallet
>hand over my id to the bartender
>he looks back and forth at me and the id
>"Hmm, okay" he says
>He hands it back
>I juggle the I.d then it falls on to the ground
>think to my self that I'm such a fuck up I can't even go to a bar correctly
>At this point I don't even want a drink
>I order a fruit punch instead
>Think that while I'm here I should try to talk to people and make friends
>spot a group of 3 guys and 2 girls
>walk up to them and say "Hi hello there, my name is anon"
>The girls look at the chads
>One Chad says with a smirk "uh hi there bud, are you lost?"
>I say "Haha noo, I am just looking for some buddies to hang with"
>one of the Stacy's busts out laughing "I have to go to the bathroom" she says
>I say "safe travels"
>Her friends "I really can't take this weirdo anymore, lets leave"
>they all agree to leave
>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
>They leave
>I sit in the same spot staring at the wall for an hour just thinking
>Finally leave
>get home write this
Why can't I act like a normal human? What did I do wrong guys?
>falling for the "just be yourself" meme
Stay away from people if you have aspergers.
>>26493293
>>as one of the chads walk past me he puts his hand on my shoulder and says "Don't worry bud, keep trying"
Man, some Chads are very heartwarming people. Unlike Stacy, it is possible for Chad to not be completely lost to normalcy.
>>26493293
listen to the chad and keep trying, next time bring someone with you or talk to the bartender for a while to get a feel for the place before talking to groups
Fembots, why isn't your vagina beautiful like this?
because i've gone through puberty.
MODS MODS MODS
>>26492528
>Going through puberty ruins your vagina
Roasties will believe this
Becuase when i rub my pubic mound for comfort i dont have to worry about pimpels or in grown hairs becuase of my glorious hair down there.
Anybody else trying to restore their foreskin? How's it coming along? Do you think your dick will ever return to its natural state- or at least, a pretty good imitation of it?
I've been working on mine since 2014. I just tug really hard on the skin every time I go to take a piss or shit, and when I'm lying in bed, waiting to fall asleep. So like 5-10 minutes a day, with many days off and days where I forgot to do it or just didn't care about it because I was depressed. So all in all, I've been tugging my dick for many, many hours, and this is where I am at.
Obviously, I still have a long way to go. I'm just glad that I have a fair amount of skin to work with, since I had a pretty loose cut.
But yeah, I'm hoping that one day the glans will be covered and the callouses will peel away and I'll actually be able to feel something during sex. I mean masturbation, who am I kidding.
Sometimes I'll get motivated or whatever and keep up with the tugging every day for a week or so, then I drop it for months on end.
No, because I'm not some autist wants his dick to look like a dog dick. You were memed by Goat Fuckers 34th Coalition of Europe into being ashamed of having an aesthetically superior cock.
Yes, a cut cock IS aesthetically superior, even with scarring, because those are the cocks that women learn to be the norm due to the porn industry.
>>26473974
What the fuck nigger have you ever heard of some God damn lotion?
Your bellend looks like the fucking Sahara you dumb nigger
If you long for human contact you were never a robot in the first place. Leave, robot-pretender normiescum.
Longing for human contact is critical to being a robot. The core of robotness is longing for human contact but not getting it.
You on the otherhand are just a psychopath,
>>26503429
Shut the fuck up failed-normie get the fuck out you delusional cunt.
I want it but I'll probably never get it.
You men are all the same.
No wonder no one wants you.
Also it's fucking normal to fuck guys, get over it.
>>26502635
>Also it's fucking normal to fuck guys, get over it.
They're called transwomen you fucking misogynistic transphobic piece of SHIT and they may have dicks but they are WOMEN
FUCK yOUUUUUUU
cry about it dumb bitch lmao i've never seen a more pathetic thread in my life
as soon as women get over being single moms or undesirable forever alones after 30 because men have a sixth sense for used up whores
>4chan is now full of Republicans
What happened?
>>26500404
>cuck is a republican meme
end your life
Counterculture for the sake of being contrarian, of course.
>>26500404
4chan is politically contrarian. You reek of newfag for not knowing this.
Feels thread please, I want to be saddened
Post sadpics
Bumping my own thread, but in a way, not getting any replies is the saddest thing of them all
Don't worry anon, it's not all sad.
>>26499034
Oof, that one's pretty good
More, I'm not in a shitty mood yet
>be me
>thought valentine's day was tomorrow
>did my day as usual
>missed out on being sad and brooding
Oh well, there's always next year.
took a fat shit then made some nachos
>do the same things I do every day
>nothing changes
i wrote a letter confessing my love to my best friend that i'm never gonna send. he is busy plowing a roastie
How do you stop hating yourself? How do you learn to genuinely love yourself?
You have to separate who you are from the person other people tell you that you are
Good luck with that tho its tuff
>>26493742
Be a stupid person only idiots like themselves as they cant see their flaws.
You have to completely lack self-awareness like the normies so that you can pretend your flaws don't exist and that the world revolves around you.
What are you guys
>eating
>drinking
>playing
>fapping
>feeling
>watching
>listening
>>26489716
Stop being an ugly Mexican
>>26489770
Dox?
aasos
>>26489716
>tfw stacies complain about couples because they have to suffer being single for a couple months out of the year
>tfw you have never even kissed a girl and have no friends
American robots, you have 10 seconds to tell me why you're not voting for this man.
He literally wants to give you free things.
Because major Supreme Court cases are coming up on things like affirmative action and voting rights and I want a conservative in the white house to appoint the new justices.
Scalia already died and Ginsburg isn't going to be far behind. We need conversatives to overturn the shit.
i forgot to register to vote before leaving for college
Nothing is free
Trump will Make America Great Again
