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>>26553743
That cant be real.
This asshole probably tried to rape her or something
all that matters is what you look like guys
never forget this
>>26553823
never ever forget that truth
Can Asian guys be robots?they have black girls, slightly average white weeaboo girls and chubby Asian girls but they do not want them and still claim to be lonely. I think they are more like fembots than actual robots. Anytime a guy rejects a girl for a petty reason, it is always an Asian guy.
>>26553201
maybe if you look like the guy in the OP picture
>>26553201
You can only be a robot if you're male
Asian guys are all women
>can small dicked, flat faced, manlets with zero sex appeal be robots?
pretty sure they can yeah
>A woman will never look at you in this way
Ethan lucked out, dude.
>>26552293
Get some fupa and a lil ravioli and they'll be all over you OP
>>26552293
>ywn eat humas in Israel with Hila
Why live?
>tfw no Hila gf
Every day feels the same as every other day edition
Have an overwhelming urge to get my boy pussy destroyed by some craigslist weirdo
>want a cute bf desu lad
>tfw no trap to gently femdom you lad
>I could suck a mean dick rn lad
Every thread feels like every other thread.
qt invited me to a pub quiz today boys, how do I not fuck this up?
liturgy
Constantinople
>>26547861
semaphore
encouragement
>I wet the bed until late middle school
>sometimes I randomly get scared and hide under my covers
>I walk around in circles whenever I'm alone in an elevator
>I pace around my apartment muttering to myself a lot
>I can't make eye contact with most people
>I'm horrible at pretty much everything but I'm pretty good at like one or two things
>whenever I shiver from the cold my whole body does this like spasm thing and it probably looks silly
>I bang my head against my pillow every night
>I imitate movie characters I see for the rest of the day
>sometimes my friends order food for me at restaurants if I get too nervous
>I obsess over one thing at a time and learn everything about it
I've never been diagnosed but I honestly wouldn't be too surprised, I'd like to think I'm at least high functioning but I honestly don't know
>>26546477
after greeting someone in public i whisper ''fuck you fuck you fuck you'' under my breath for a minute or so to ease the embarrassment of social interaction
I'm so bad at making conservation that sometimes I'll mention how someone did something to break the silence or whatever but then I realize it comes across as criticism/complaining. I hate me, I'm better off just not speaking.
>>26546477
You might have schizophrenia
I'm falling for all of the black femanon propaganda.
How do I get a nerdy non-ghetto black gf?
Do black women like tall, white tech nerds?
>>26541443
It depends on the girl and how you talk to her.
>>26541465
That might be a problem. Apart from traveling between school and my internship, I'm a shut-in.
>>26541537
Then how do you expect any girl to like you?
what do you sound like, /r9k/?
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https://clyp.it/pblf2r3t
https://clyp.it/5tzcvd22
It's that time again, robots. Post a pic of your favourite femanon and why you love her.
>likes comics
>doesn't have friends
>only man to approach her is some homeless dude that harasses her at the bus stop everyday
>stays inside 90% of the time watching cartoons and capeshit while her room mates are at a bar getting drunk
>looks kind of sad in most of her pics
I would like to express deliver a hunky Chad right to her doorstep.
>>26545649
cocochan I LOVE you and I would very much like to make you my wife!
Eliza-chan!
She's the light of my world. everything good seems to just radiate off of her. she's turned my life around, honestly..
she even made a new board! 4+4chan/ elizachan
>>26545649
Who is this girl? I want to marry
>meet nice awkward girl, a bit chubby
>get along really great with her
>quite a bit younger than me, only 21
>start getting more serious with her
>she tells me she has had EIGHT (8) different sexual partners (shes probably lying and its more though)
WHY THE FUCK IS LIFE SO UNFAIR
>dated a virgin for a year and now 8 partners disgusts me
What's happened to me
>>26551073
You chose not to settle. Also fuck that cow OP
>>26551045
Did she tell you she was awkward?
She lied.
>haha anon im so awkward xD
>women can't be alone
I bet no one is willing to be my bf. Pic related
thats a man though
>>26547893
Holy FUcking HELL mate
>>26547893
I'm not attracted to girls with manly features. Also, you look like you're significantly taller than me.
Tell me why you aren't vegan yet r9k?
>>26547013
Because whales are delicious.
>>26547013
I'm vegetarian, but I like food too much to restrict myself to the degree of veganism. I hardly ever buy milk or eggs but I'm not giving up butter or real desserts, sorry.
Also, going out to eat at non veg places is hard enough when you have to turn down 90% of what is being offered out there, I'm not limiting myself even farther.
I think people should be allowed to eat dogs if they want to.
Porn addiction, No Fap/No Porn.
You guys realize this is aimed at normal people right? It's aimed at normal people who already are surrounded by women, socialize, go out, have girlfriends, have wives, do all that normal stuff. It's meant for those types of people because those can start to get addicted to porn and then they start stopping what they do normally.
But what about us? The guys that have never had friends, have never had a GF, never socialize, dont know how to socialize, will never have a GF or get married, will never live a normal life, those of us ostracized from society by our own lack of communication/social skills due to a history of terrible experiences.......fapping and porn is all we fucking have....not doing these things wont fucking improve our lives whatsoever, it isn't suddenly going to make us out-going and social.
TDLR: Nofap/noporn is for normalfags.
Honestly I agree
When I tried NoFap it made me want to completely remove my sex drive. I wanted sexual arousal to completely disappear. I tried hard to find a community where other people tried the same thing but it as all religiousshit.
Masturbation causes poor memory.
Fap addict here..
>>26546387
the availability of internet porn is what ruined this generation of males. this kind of explains all the break downs that happened since the boom of the public internet in the mid 90's to now.
getting porn on 14.4k to 56k dial up to high speed internet that streams whatever you search for, the porn industry boomed with the onset of public internet.
it went from picture porn to high def video porn instantly available by just having a computer and an internet connection.
this is why this generation of men are so lost, it's because they are lost in porn.
i've just explained why everything went so wrong from the 90's to now with young men.
time to post unsettling comics
or pics
this one is good idfk
life is but a shadow
been waaay too long
>>26543984
Explain
Ffffffffffffuudttyuibgff
>>26544069
face recovery surgery i guess
>>26544069
>In 1994 nine year old Sandeep Kaur from India had her face and scalp completely amputated from a threshing machine. The machine caught one of Sandeep;s braids causing her head to be pulled in. Sandeep's mother, who witnessed the accident, said: "I didn't know where her face was. Everything was peeled off." Abraham Thomas, one of India's top microsurgeons was on duty when Sandeep arrived at the hospital unconscious with her face in two pieces in a plastic bag. The surgeon managed to reattach Sandeep's face back onto her skull and reconnect the arteries.
