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Who here literal wageslave?
>>26590217
>tfw not even wage slavers want me
Seriously how fucking hard is it to wash dishes? Yet you tell me you're not hiring me because I'm not qualified enough and someone else more qualified has come along AFTER I applied? Fuck you bitch and fuck you HR.
Ayy
Making $10 an hour in San Diego
Life could be worse
>>26590289
Where in SD? I'm guessing you live with your parents
I've been told >>>/soc/ but /soc/ is all dicks and a few beta-orbit threads, let's get a NEETcave thread going! Just moved (unemployed, no h8) and here's the new throne.
I refuse to post my living room again. You guys at least have rooms...
My desk is enough, lad.
>>26593214
Check out the /bst/ on /g/
Whatca doing right now?
I'm currently on 2-FA and Etizolam.
What you got intus?
>general druggy thread, all drugs allowed.
>>26589227
how does 2-fa compare to regular amphetamine? and why do you take a downer with an upper?
i haven't had etiz in a whiiiiile
i miss it. i had 90 pills of clonazolam and flubromazolam each, it was a fun time last month
>>26589315
Well I only had real amphetamine only a couple times but I would say they are very similar.
I had a little too mich 2FA and now I can't sleep so I',ll try to comedown a bit faster by using Benzos.
Eliza is qt. She's so amazing and perfect.
>>26587051
I'm still here, OP...
>>26587051
She seems crazy and a huge narcissist; she'd probably be willing to beat me up.
>>26587071
Holy shit. Hiiiiii. You're perfect. I'll do anything for you
Describe ur life with a picture.
I think the leg stride on that picture is the best part.
also pic related
caption related
>>26580072can't take it anymore senpai
Why is weed a social requirement these days?
>be today
>have a friend who's generally chilled out, met him a year ago
>when I first met him we were both virgins, shared feelings about girls and relationships and shit
>is also a stoner, which is fine for time being
>fast forward to today
>friend now has a gf, we all get along good
>friend wants to help me lose the v-card, he told me he lost his a few days before
>gf offers to invite her best friend over for today - a 7/10
>friend is also bringing two of his other stoner friends - one of which is some 30-something year-old guy
>all of us are 18, the 7/10 having just become
>we all go to this back garden with a shed
>enter the shed, they start setting up weed
>I don't smoke or do the shit
>they offer me a joint at times, I kindly reject them
>don't know what to say because as a robot I don't know witty banter crap
>a joint later, banter erupts and we're all given nicknames, the old dude constantly calling out my name which doesn't even make any sense
>tries to push me over for no reason, probably a test to see if I could stand straight
>they start wanting me to try their shit, even after me telling them they can have all the shit to themselves
>eventually realize that the aim was to either get me or the 7/10 stoned so that it would be easier for me to fuck her, dislike the idea and quit
>my friend tries to stop me from leaving at first, but I eventually leave the place and go home
Fuck weed. It shouldn't be a fucking requirement to prosper socially. Fortunately had the drive to bail out before being forced to do something I didn't want to do. I don't care if it's good - I don't need it and I don't want it. The fumes were bad enough to begin with.
Passed up potential virginity loss in the process, but I don't give a shit. I don't want to damage my health or future and get addicted to something which costs and comes with the risk of getting busted.
>>26579926
weed junkies need to be shot
>>26579926
because most people are fucking retards
You could easily smoked once (not even smoked just grabbed the smoke with your mouth and then release it)
Have sex
And never smoked again jesus
That is why you're a virgin
Hmmmmmmmm
Which one?
All of them. Literally all of them are beautiful and suckable.
DD to B is fine beyond DD can be ok if done right
C if skinny is good
D-DD is good if average body.
How is your relationship with your sibling?
They are all mostly obsessed with me, but they're all gross and out of my age range so there will be no romance
haven't got one
wish i did though, it would've probably helped me through life a lot
only have a sister
we get along but we never have been close or anything
she loves me enough to care about my welfare I guess
Who are you voting for?
Who do you honestly think will win?
Me?
Probably voting for Mr. Sanders.
I think it will be either Hilary or Ted Cruz who will win.
Why is it that always the weirdest fucks are running for president? Mostly on the republican side.
>>26590603
Oh great, the Sanders shills are moving over to /r9k/ now. You guys getting tired of everyone trying to kick you out?
I'm voting Trump.
I don't trust my fellow Americans to elect him though because he isn't politically correct or a career politician.
If Trump doesn't get the republican nom, I'm going to burn my ballot, I don't fucking care anymore. I don't care about your free college of ludicrous demands from easily replaceable fast food employees.
plz go reddit
>that guy who puts the flame as high as it goes
>that guy who takes the metal cover off and fucks with the gear to release flamethrower levels of fireit's called a crack lighter
>>26589545
My friend always did this and got weird about smoking up with lighters that weren't like that, so now I always do it out of habit. Takes like 10 seconds with a Leatherman.
That's the same guy who burns his hair when he goes for a smoke
What do you think your first time having sex will be like?
abrupt
I already had sex, and so did most people on this board.
>>26588967
Salty bags of milk, coins and sand.
whats the funniest ban you got?
I personally have never been banned, but I have a dynamic IP, so I catch a lot of other people's bans.
Fuck all of you fuckers on Sprint for being such shitheads. Fucking /tv/ and /a/ pedos.
>>26584999
I'm permanently banned there now. kekkykek
>>26585045
Another good one.
> quality
> /x/
Ha!
Hey there losers
6ft4 masterrace reporting
Life is hard, and honestly if I wasn't this tall I probably would've ended it long ago due to depression But I was born tall, meaning I will always persevere. Because I will always tower and dominate over everyone who I meet outside.
How do you manlets actually go about life everyday? Why haven't you ended it already?
Height thread also
6ft 2 reporting.
It's nice to be tall, at least it gives me some chance of ever making it with a woman.
Unlucky manlets
6'2 7/10 white male reporting for duty, sir.kys manlets
>>26582024
Poor anon doesn't know 6ft4 is giraffe mode. At least you can find a height fetish gf.
Good lads yorokobe edition
Posting waifu tbqhwy lads
ococo
How do I use the NHS, lads?
>>26579025
Can't ever have too much of the waifu.
Voice thread. Vocaroo or Clyp.
I'll post later in the thread when it's nice and quiet in my house, but get the thread started for me, guys.
If you can't think of anything to say, sing a random nursery rhyme, even if you're bad at singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CbP4jTt6bO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s003Ab8QDvHd
bumpin
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pQdrPDS0Zs
