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Is you high test enough for this giant ass?
Goddamn it, saved the wrong one
>roasties on suicide watch
what happens when tech starts warming these 20LBS OF ASS?
>>26659429
>giant
It's barely an inch wide.
Does anyone else have a fetish for girls getting an unwanted kiss. I think its really cute when it either two straight girls accidentally kissing or if it's a hot girl who gets kissed by an unattractive guy bonus points if it's her first kiss.
>>26652254
Dio please go.
Probably gloves. That's a new one for me. I want to see a girl with sexy black gloves beat somebody up.
>>26652254
Accidental nudity, upshorts, pussyslip etc.
How I saw my first several vaginas. That shit stays with you forever.
/r9k/ you wake up in a room, there's a window and a box. Wat do?
3 decides
>>26661986
Kill myself with box.
>>26662003
kek well that ended quickly
>>26662003
Revive self with box and leave room to go shoot up a school like a real man
Are you ready for the future?
No.
Why would she have that thing as a boyfriend?
>>26660526
>coal burner
> on r9k
Fuck off cuck
>>26660562
She's just being progressive anon
Progress is the future
feeling the sunday night blues right now my good lads edition
All you faggots better be voting to leave the EU
>>26656643
I'm just going to vote for whatever seems like the majority opinion in britfeel
who else here /doesntunderstandpolitics/?
Voting to stay in the EU because then I can't run off to Italy and kill myself.
/r9k/ how fucked am I?Post your own too please.
>mfw people take this shit seriously
>not providing a link
....
Am I fucked up too?
Fembots, what's it like to know that you can bring life into this world?
Wouldn't you like to know you walking dildo, you probably get off to the thought of having a vagina and nice tits
>>26655112
Dildos and porn have ruined sex for our generation
>Currently pregnant
Feels good man.
Be honest here, do you REALLY want a gf? or do you just want a qt girl you can fuck? I can't imagining any man wanting someone he has to listen to, take out shopping and all that?
i dont have anyone in my life i care about. if i had a qt gf to protect then all of this lifting and martial arts training wont be for nothing
nah just a fuckdoll to dominate. don't want a memory of having my heart broken by a cheater desu senpai
I would like someone I could take to the opera or for midnight walks. I suppose a best friend would be better than a girlfriend here, but I imagine that's even harder to find.
Cyborg feels & stories
(inb4 reeeeeeeeee)
>tfw you can't get over your ex
>tfw you're texting with several girls but it's all meaningless and hollow and you still check your ex's profile everyday
>tfw your ex is amentally ill and a truly pathetic person deserving only contempt
>tfw you still think of her every day
someone remove me from the face of this planet pls
>broke
>can't afford supreme German made parts
>cheap Malaysian pocket actuators constantly leak fluid
>tfw you'll never be able to logically seduce a cyembot
>>26657110
How is she mentally ill?
Ask me anything r9k. To start:
24.
$139k-156k/year.
Asian.
>>26655594
well lets get the obvious question out of the way
are you a grill
What do you do? Do you live in or near New York city?
>>26655594
Really cool story bro
Finally got my penile surgery done. Finally can go after girls with confidence
>>26655448
what is this? are you a trans man?
What the living fuck is that thing?
>>26655448
are you a qt transman?
What is it that makes someone attractive?
I mean this white guy for instance. He's not bad looking, but something about his face isn't really that great, even though he has amazing and a good bone structure, it's giving this michael cera feel.
Is it just having one really good, strong feature? Like nice eyes? Or a couple?
Because I feel like people call me ugly even though I've got an alright jaw and cheekbones.
Eyes are the most important part I think though. Then skin complexion and nose.
>>26654633
low bodyfat, strong masculine jaw, confident stare
It's more about the lack of ugly features. You need to not have acne, patchy beards, ugly tats and scars or tons of fat. We all get ugly someday though. Part of getting old.
>fitness
>prominent jawline
>confidence
>wealth, to an extent
You're taking a walk and minding your own business when this book falls from the sky in front of your feet.
What do you do?
Write my name.
this to be honest family or burn the book, because is too dangerous for me.
>>26652612
/thread desu my familia
Who 25+ here?
How are you holding up? How's life for you?
Share feels and stories.
28
Going back to uni for postgrad. Overall life is pretty boring and lonely
>>26647853
what subject senpai?
OP here
>28 years old
>still live with parents
>no job
>no gf
>very anxious since being a child
>irritable bowel syndrome
>taking antidepressants since 10 years
>hands in pockets
>she weighs more than 130lbs
>>26646550
My hands are in my pockets so you leave me alone
>>26646550
Don't be surprised you're always alone bitch
