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Can someone on here explain to me why my brother and sister spend tens of thousands of dollars every year traveling?
I literally don't see the appeal of this at all? Why would I want to leave the peace, low crime, upper class suburb in the worlds most livable city, to go visit some shitty dangerous foreign country and spend tens of thousands of dollars doing it.
I literally will never understand people who do this.
can be used to brag to others
chances are they are dumb as shit and dont know fuck all about their destination so "interest" can be ruled out
its what normies do, do shit to impress other normies
Can someone on here explain to me why my brother spends tens of thousands of minutes on an anonymous image based internet forum?
>>26550545
Depends on where you go. A good part of europe is safe and legit a cool place to stay at but brasil and other south american countries are shitholes.
Why do girls lie like this?
It makes them look good when their friends see them posting things like that. Increasing their social status.
Each and every single one of those comments from those women are all strategically placed for their own personal agenda.
> Expecting any form of logic or honesty from a female.
They lie because it's in their nature. It's like asking why water is wet. Women lie because they are women.
>>26550257
they do it publicly, then in the company of their friends they make fun of how much of a fucking alien abomination she is and how her clothes don't suit her at all. Females are manipulative and are programmed to tear each other down by nature.
>enter room
>see pic related
>wat do
eat the booty like groceries
Put my face in that ass.
>>26548706
leave room and sit outside
Any fat fembots on?
>>26545124
They're all fat, and if you truly believe they exist
>>26545169
>lonely fat women don't exist
lol fat fembots cant compete with small petite fembots.
they should just kill themselves.
4+4/elizachan
In normal relationships, how does sex work?
Specifically, I want to know who in most cases does the initiating? Is it the male?
And, is it blatant such as the male asking the girl "hey do you want to have sex", or something like "when we get home we should have sex", "we should have sex tomorrow". Or is it more subtle, like the male starts touching her more and tries to kiss her and just escalates it?
What would you say is the normal?
Also, does the female ever say to the male eg, "I want to have sex later today", or does the female start to kiss the male and escalate? Or is sex more the male trying to get the girl to accept it?
I want to be filed in. I feel like I don't actually know how relationships work even though I'm 23 lol
And a few other questions:
>where does most sex happen (eg, bed)?
>do the man and women get completely naked?
>is sex mostly happen at night in the darkness? or is it bright in the day? don't people feel shy being naked in the bright light?
>what happens after sex, as in wouldn't all the cum come out of the girls vagina, or does it stay in there? does she have to go clean her vagina after?
>is it awkward afterward?
>what is the main position couples have sex in? and also, how much of sex is kissing? do they kiss the whole time while having sex or is it not like that?
>are you supposed to shower beforehand or after?
>are you supposed to talk about it after? like "that was fun I liked x I didn't like y etc"
>does the girl really moan when having sex? are they really quite loud or what? and in porn the girl makes crass talk I mute it, but that doesn't happen in real life right? "oh fuck my tight pussy oh fuck yeah fuck me ahahah hss hss" lol
>what percentage of sex happens while under the influence of alcohol, in normal relationships? is it the norm to have sex sober? aren't people shy?
Someone fill me in, I feel naive.
The day i schedule sex is the day I an hero.
>>26544909
Yah you don't talk about it you just start kissing her and teasing her until she gets horny then you slip it in. Girls do the same they kiss you until you get hard then you fuck. No one plans it it needs to be spontaneous
>>26544909
I was in a relationship for about a month so I might be able to shed a little bit of insight.
>I usually did the initiating (I'm a male), though I'm sure if I didn't initiate she probably would have at some point.
>It usually starts with kissing when we're alone (tongue kissing), although every time she got undressed to go to bed I would initiate and she'd go along with it. And when we were in bed I'd fuck her multiple times, usually two or three (we once spent an entire day just having sex, watching Red Dwarf, and getting breakfast/dinner).
>I'm pretty vanilla so it was all in missionary, the excitement generally came through technique (how fast/deep I'm thrusting), I've found that women enjoy it if you vary your speed/depth
>it mostly happened in bed or in the shower
>it happened completely naked
>the lights tended to be off, but it sometimes happened in the morning/during the day. Day and morning sex are pretty cash, I would recommend it as a way to start your day.
>she always cleaned the cum out with a paper towel or tissue
>it's not really awkward, you feel closer together in some respects
>it all depends, generally kissing initiates it but sometimes we'd kiss along the way all throughout
>either/or, it depends on when in the day you do it. If it's in the morning it makes sense to take a shower after.
>you can, I generally didn't because I'm kind of a prude
>"oh fuck me harder" and shit like that, I'm not particularly well endowed so the moans were more subdued, except for when I'd do things like change speeds
>sober sex is the norm, it all depends on the person. some women prefer drunk sex.
They basically give the qt arab waifus away, they force you to swear off all the bad shit in your life, and it's a damn good community. So, /r9k/, why not Islam?
They basically give the qt jap waifus away, they heal you with their zen and cool shit idk, and it's a damn good community. So, /r9k/, why not Japan?
>>26544986
you convinced me anon, TO JAPAN!
Also kill yourself op
>>26544737
Because the picture you paint and reality are very different. Do your own homework on that.
I went to the supermarket to buy poppy seeds.
I asked staff member when they restock
>she knew what was up
Can I get in legal trouble for this?
legal trouble for asking a grocery store employee when they'll restock on seeds?
no I don't think so
>>26544696
No, lol stop being so paranoid. What exactly did she say?
What would you get in trouble for?
How are you guys holding up? I haven't taken out the initiative to find my Dad's shotgun though I'm in his house.
Psychotic Depression reporting in, I'm expected to live 20 years of my life in hopelessness and despair.
>>26542303
all i wanna be is dead
bipolar 2: unmotivated, lazy, hopeless. Medicine doesn't help for shit.
My family doctor tells me that I have agoraphobia and OCD and gave me meds that aren't doing anything to me.
But the family doctor doesn't want to send me to a psychiatrist.
What are robots eating for dinner? I'm eating Little Caesars its delicious, conveniently, & affordable
>>26540852
Albacore Tuna with mayo. I don't care if I get mercury poisoning this shits the best
Little Caesars is literally the worst pizza you can buy. It's so fucking bland that it's a chore to eat. Their pizza is like cardboard with sauce and cheese.Crazy bread is fucking delicious though
>>26541436
it's coated in msg though, so it's pretty moreish
Do you feel like you are the only person with sanity and intelligence? everyone is a degenerate fuck here,i lost 15 iq whenever i talk with normies
Yes i have superioty complex.but that because normies are insane,they are sheeps with no consciousness
i seem to have misplaced mine
>>26540387
Yeah, I was 18 once.
>>26540387
I feel more intelligent than 90-99% people around me at nearly all times, and I'm as sane as can be.
>fucking normies standing around waiting for people who're gonna take 5 minutes when they could be going about with things that would become simpler from 5 minutes of work
>FUCKING NORMIES WASTING TIME EVERY FUCKING DAY
>FUCKING NORMIES WALKING SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS AND PUBLIC!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs&index=23&list=WL
>Do this twice a day for a month.
>???
>Holy fucking shit it works.
>>26539259
describe the video faggot
Why does the pause and volume controls not appear on embedded youtube videos anymore?
> guys guys give me views!
Any other robots have experience with Chads that weren't assholes or didn't treat them like dirt?
One of my few good friends growing up was a Chad. Our families knew each other a bit, same neighborhood. We used to play Grand Strategy games together.
> At uni, both of us go to different schools, but not too far away
> Chad friend wants to hang, let's call him Brad.
> "Hey anon, what's up man? Wanna do something and catch up?"
> Tell Brad I've been working out more, and working on social skills. Really trying to break out of my shell
> "Anon that's great! I know some girls who would want to go out later, you down?"
> Tell him sure, might as well see if it payed off.
> Decide to just do dinner and a movie
> Brad and I show up at restaurant, meet girls there.
> Both are Stacys
> He introduces me
> Make small talk with one Stacy, Brad goes to bar with other one.
> Being kinda awkward, but you have to start somewhere
> Other Stacy comes back, tells her friend something I can't quite make out, then they leave
Brad comes back and as we are driving home, tells me other Stacy asked him if he had any other less creepy friends for her girlfriend. He told her to take a hike. Once we get back he feels awful about the whole evening. I tell him it's alright, that I'm used to it. He just gives a small smile
> fuck em' anon. You wanna lift, go do something else, just us, I'm always down. Just gimme a call.
He knew how shit it was, but he still wanted to help out. He wasn't even into getting laid each chance he gets. He did a few times, then over time came to understand why the views around her exist. He understood, but still urged me to be better and get back up. Some Chads are dicks, but many are decent guys. If you want to improve and know one, ask them for help or advice. I know some of my experiences would be worse without his help.
>>26536470
God bless friendly chads.
>>26536470
OP you can't be friends with Chad. In his presence any good features you have will go unnoticed.
I work a manual labor job full of chads. They're all pretty nice except this feather Indian who hates all white people.
C-o-m-f-y thread. You have been muted for 2 seconds
>tfw no home cinema
>>26655389
Thank you so much I love these fucking threads
>>26655640
You're welcome anon, I love them too.
Where were you when waifus, onaholes, and BIG JIGGLY ASSES combined?!
>>26682992
Price and link pls
It's for a friend of course
>>26683093
$900
Sold at Fantasia.
>>26683093
i remember from a thread, some guy said they were about $900.
I just failed my driving test again. Another 350$ wasted.
What the fuck am i supposed to do now?
Shoot up the DMV like a true faggot
>>26695398
I don't even have my learner's permit.
Also, very kawaii girl.
>tfw going to driving lessons again after 5 months
>scared that my teacher has high expectations
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