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"I..." You were flattered that she would want to give you her first time. However, you didn't know how to answer her. Even though Kana was cute, you had Aira. What would she think if she found out you cheated on her? "What should I do?!" Your heart was in turmoil.
Kana realized what she was asking of you. Immediately she felt guilty. "S-Sorry about that Anon... I-I just had a moment of weakness..." She immediately pulls away from you. She takes her head off your shoulder as she starts to develop a disgusted look on her face.
Then, she starts to whisper to herself. "W-What am I saying?! I-I can't do that to Anon... It's unfair..." You could see how conflicted she was. Then she apologizes to you again.
"S-Sorry about that request Anon... Just forget about it. I was just being stupid, hoping that I could make some more memories with you before I go..."
"I... I see..." You tell her. "Kana, when do you leave?"
"Me? I-I leave in one month..." She tells you. "I leave christmas eve."
"I see..." Then, you make your decision. "I'll do you this last favour then..." You tell her with a whisper. "If... If you really want me to be your first time then... Let's go."
>>26685453
first for happy ending
>>26685453
NO NO NO NO NO NO
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? OH GOD NO!
>>26685453
happy end man u need to do it!
nott doing so hot desu how are you all holding up
>fourv days off work in a row
>wake up today at 3pm, shower, eat, and get frustrated at SFV trying to unlock colors in survival mode
>finally beat it, still so pissed at the game that winning doesn't even feel that good
>close game and sit at desk feeling no desire to touch my 200+ backlog of games or my huge anime backlog
>no desire to do anything
>put on pajamas and get back in bed now
Why the fuck am I even on anti-depressants? They sure as fuck aren't helping with this feeling.
Have a nice day everyone! I can't wait till summer.
It's almost 7pm and I haven't left the bed yet.
I kind of need to pee but I don't use bottles and I don't want to get up.
At least I know I can get drunk tomorrow and black out instead of crying myself to sleep like last night.
Why is it that hip-hop and black culture is so popular? I mean its all over the current popular culture... From sports to music its all niggers. More generally, black people are considered to be cool. What boggles my mind the most is why do a lot of white kids buy into this shit too?? Why the fuck is hip-hop so popular??
I for one, cant stand hip-hop and a lot of other things that niggers like. One of the main reasons i dont like watching football is because most of the players are nigs. Same applies to basketball...
How do u guys feel about this? I feel like most people love nigger sports/music and think nigs are cool.
>>26685201
Do the world a favor and stab yourself in the head
the dudes in your pic is Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan, and they're tall alphas so there's that.
>>26685201
just kill yourself already, do your parents a favor
Women are worse than animals.
>>26680363
that roastie was not looking to get toastie
>>26680363
Wow she looks hot! (So does her daughter).
>>26680363
She's a qt Italian
Idk where all the based bartenders went, but i miss these threads. Come on in, have a drink, vent your feels, put a tune on the jukebox if ya don't mind. How are my brobots doing today?
I'm worn out, even though I haven't done anything all day. Back at home after my degree, getting bitched at for not having work yet. I just wish I could find a decent job; the NEET life is killing me.
I'll take a pale ale if you please, barman.
I've been in bed since 9am
Help me
>>26680797
where de you live?
Post unbelievable things about yourself that are 100% true.
The newer style Pepe is my creation.
>>26673386
I actually have a gift for words and writing, like a minor superpower. When people speak, I actually see the words spoken like they're overlaid on an inner screen, and they're colored and animated by letters and by nuances in speech and meaning. It's like having closed-captions on in real life, and I actually see it. I say that it's a minor superpower because I've always been really good at reading and writing, I was in a fuckton of spelling bees as a kid, I have a knack for speech and poetry, etc. I'm also relatively decent at translating dead languages.
I also feel sound and have some kind of spatial-conceptual synesthesia going on. I additionally have an IQ above the 99th percentile.
>>26673386
If that's true, kudos to ya, robutt. How's it feel to see what it's spawned?
I have an uncomfortable computer set up and now I have a chronic pain in my right arm.
>>26673386
The old style pepe is better 2bh
>tfw your crush asks out your friend
>tfw she says yes while you're screaming NO in your head
there is no worse feel
Why do fembots love Rustle?
>>26673071
>wake my up and seeing another fembot thread
there are worse feels, guy.
>>26673071
I hope you cried all night bitch.
I'm jumping to my death. The last thing in my way is this door. The black bolt isn't being used.
The building is 21 stories high and above concrete.
I was able to make it to the top and bypass the first security measure because it was literally a broken ass fence with a hole in it.
I was thinking of smashing through with a sledgehammer, but there has to be a better way. Loud noises could cause people to investigate!
Help me be free robots.
For all those curious on why, I'll post my suicide note for you guys publicly when I am confident I have a way out, but for now I don't want anyone blowing the whistle based on any personal info in the note.
I'm sure you guys would like me to take some Chads and Stacies with me, but I can't. I have no access to guns, and nothing would guarantee the cops wouldn't stop me before I suicided.
Alternatively, anyone know where I can get some Nembutal? Seems like the Silver Bullet for suicide, but its rare as fuck and illegal.
And yes.
I will do a flip, just for you.
>>26681422
Don't do it brospehus
>>26681422
Just be careful, okay?
>>26681422
Don't do it roboto
Anyone else here pay for escorts not just for sex, but because it's literally the only time you feel like someone gives a shit about you?
Women just don't like you for who you are. They only want you for what you have, not for you as a person. Whether it's the cliched stuff like money, power, status, etc. Or just what your worth is to society. They never really like you for you. You just get duped into thinking otherwise. They never really appreciate and enjoy you for what you are as a human... as an actual, god damn individual.
Even the girls I go to obviously don't like me. They just pretend to because you're paying them. But, literally, it's the closest I get to feeling like I'm a human being who's worth something. The only time I feel like someone honestly likes me; like someone honestly cares about me. Even if it's obviously fake, even if I spend several months saving up for just a few hour session. It's, again, the only time I feel like a living, breathing person who someone would want to be around. I actually have to pay exuberant amounts of money just to experience that with a girl.
That's basically what it's like in society today. Unless you have some tangible, physical object to represent what you're worth, like an Oscar or wealth, your person hood, personality, humanity, etc. are utterly meaningless to people. What you have is of more worth than who you are.
>>26678375
That is the difference between a hooker and an escort.
You sir, have it figured out.
And no I am not paying either a hooker or an escort for sex
>>26678375
Lucky you.
I would hire an escort if I could find one.
And if I wasn't such a pussy.
>>26678375
Bumpin for that tasty hooker green text ......
pls pls pls
Honestly, are these autism shoes?
I wear them with either jeans or smart trousers, and a shirt and jumper
>>26676825
Fucking nazi boots, if you were them in the wrong places you get beaten up, still not as bad as the other shoes
If you're under 25, no. If you're over 25, yes.
>>26676825
nothing wrong with em
>>26676892
>> nazi boots
wtf?
good lads pretend the last thread never happened edition
>>26676674
I like you mate, you're alright
tildeanon is king of britfeels
Poleaboo hopes this will be a comfier thread than previously.
How many people here are virgins
>>26669860
>21 years old
>Lost my virginity to a club slut like a week ago
>Pretty sure she had no idea I was a virgin
>Whisky dicked hard and couldn't get it up properly, but still fucked her for a couple of minutes, she gave me a blowjob, I fingered her and then we cuddled for like two hours
It's a weird feeling, I don't know how to properly describe it, but I feel no different at all, like a couple of days ago I just randomly thought to myself "wow, I really fucked a girl" but other than that it has had pretty much no affect on me whatsoever. I'm kind of disappointed tbqh, also condoms genuinely fucking suck, jesus christ, I could barely feel anything.
>>26669901
>Condoms
USA? US has some very shitty condoms. It's like fucking with a plastic bag on compared to the ones I use.
And we told you that sex wasn't that much of a big deal. You guys make it a big deal for yourself.
>>26669860
>been dating my gf for nearly six months
>never lets me fuck her but wants me to eat her out all the time
Is there a bigger cuck than me on this board
ITT: Ways to tell if someone is a virgin
>long fingernails on men
>they don't know if they snore
>the infamous virgin walk
Do you know any others?
>>26670167
whats the famous virgin walk liek?
>the infamous virgin walk
Wat?
\The virgin walk just applies to women.
"Anon... Anon!" You hear the familiar voice of your childhood friend Kana pull you out of your daydream.
"Ah... Kana... Hey." You smile at her.
"Don't hey me..." She puts her hand on her waist as she looks at you with an angry look. "Do you know what time it is? And you barely helped out with the cleaning of the classroom!" Now that you noticed it, the classroom was bathed int he orange tint of sundown.
"Ah sorry class rep."
"Don't class rep me..." She plops herself down beside you. "So... What's wrong?" She was as sharp as ever.
It was quite scary how she could tell most of the time what you were thinking or what was bothering you. "Eh? What do you mean?! There's nothing wrong..." However, it was probably natural since she has known you since you were five.
She just looks at you with a skeptical look. "Why do you even try and lie to me? I can read you like a book..." She crosses her arms across her well endowed chest. "Now spit it out... You know not every guy has a cute childhood friend they can confide in!" It was true, Kana was athletic and smart. With her cute face, and fashionable look, she was quite a popular girl in class. She stood out quite a bit, especially when she is always beside a plain looking guy like you.
"Hmm... I guess there is no use hiding it huh?"
>cont.
>>26664741
"Of course!" She says proudly. "You've been spacing out all day and you've had that stupid 'I don't know what to do' look on your face."
"Eh? Kana... Have you been watching me all day?"
She immediately gets flustered. "E-Err... No... Maybe..." She starts to blush. "Alright, maybe I did. I just couldn't help but watch you keep sighing okay? I thought it was super pathetic for a guy to look like that!" Even though Kana was sharp when it came to other people's feelings, she couldn't be honest with hers. "Now are you going to tell me your trouble? or not?"
[ ] Maybe speaking about your fight with your girlfriend would make you feel better.
[ ] "Ah, it's okay." You'll deal with it yourself. There's no point in involving Kana.
FUCK YES ANOTHER ONE OF THESE THREADS
OP I HAVE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME
Option 1
What're you, /r9k/?
Super Autist here.
>>26662412
mouse/sloth
>tfw daydreams are becoming extremely vivid, sometimes I get lost in other worlds
>tfw lost phone so no public saftey net anymore
>>26662412
Cerebrotonic is a good fit, though I'm not terrible at cooking, exercise and getting outside, everything else resonates
elephant man
i don't even think i'm that ugly though, i just have literal zero self esteem
