i accidently downloaded some pizza. i thought i was downloading regular "teen" porn but when i finally opened the files i found illegal content. i deleted it as soon as i found out what it actually was. am i in trouble?
Only if you fell in love.
>>26674415
you fucked up when you downloaded porn instead of streaming
>>26674415
You won't know for months if you are. Your ISP will flag it from the center for missing and exploited children's database, and the FBI will execute a cyber search warrant on your house afterwards. Any traces of cheese pizza, even deleted, counts as possession.
Enjoy getting buttfucked.
Hey, I was wondering what other fellow robots/ cyborgs can tell me what they do for a living. Since I need some ideas for jobs I can do at home.
neetbux and doing mechanical turk jobs for a couple of extra cents
Mostly art commissions and sometimes reselling stuff
>>26672302
around how much do u make monthly? (it's cool if you don't want to tell me the exact amount, but a rough estimate would be nice
TITTY MILK
>>26668663
They are literally built for fucking. It's practically all they're good for.
>>26669616
Men are literally built for protecting women. It's practically all they're good for.
>>26669634
well good thing they don't need our protection anymore.
they definitely still are fucking though.
men: 1, women: 0
i hope there is a gender war someday, put this superior male strength to use.
There are billions of females.
You have plenty of hope.
>>26662155
this
you'll be fine
Who gives a shit? What am I going to do, move to some jungle in Africa so I can fuck someone?
And they all have sex with 10 Chads.
I'm 100% sure of it.
I'm a trans guy and I'm curious how many of you would get together with or fuck a trans guy. Anyone have a fetish in particular for trans guys? Ever been with one? Thoughts?
Trans guys are so hot desu and if a guy like that ever showed interest in me I'd be on them in a heart beatam a girl tho
I'm down with Trans men but y'all aren't down with me. I've been deemed either too effeminate or a "chaser". So yea, don't pursue y'all at all.
Just as bad degenerate freaks as trans women, always just look like ugly short men.
You can't be born the wrong gender, getting some pubes and a plastic cock doesn't make you a man
>Apply for a job as a graveyard shift janitor
>They want FOUR references and two letters of recommendation
FUCK
WHY IS IT LIKE THIS
>>26660189
You've gotta be trolling. That's absurd.
>>26660189
I usually only have one reference to offer; former employer. How the hell do they expect you to give four? Ask for more than one and i have to dip in to stuff like landlord and family doctor.
>>26660189
Is this real?
You have a link to the company?
if you are white you have 5 seconds to explain why you dont have a qt 3.14 asian gf you have literally no excuse. it is a fact that asian women worship white men
I'm not white and memes aren't reality.
You don't know what you're talking about man. I live in a majority asian town (bay area), and asian girls here avoid white men like the fucking plague.
I have had a thing with a half asian / half nordic girl the last few years.
Unfortunately she is psycho and slightly bi-polar. I tried, but it seems like she enjoys being treated like garbage. The more I care, the less she does. The less I care, the more interested she is.
A lot of females can be pretty loony.
Why is this board so racist? There is only one race, the human race.
Because of /pol/ and the Stormfag invasion a few years ago.
Because I'm full of hate.
Does that mean different types of dogs don't matter because they're all the dog race? You should protest the AKC for racism.
Some good movies
>>26652580
Roll
I DARE YOU SAYING THIS SHIT ISINT ORIGINAL
rolling
fuck off you stupid blue faggot
>>26653504
Already seen it twice
rolling againnn
How do i become more attracted to my girlfriend and stop drooling over hotter girls?
Im in a 2 year relationship, shes pretty much perfect for me, was a virgin when we met, loves me, low maintenance, does anything i want whenever i want, anal, bjs, makes me food etc.
The problem is shes not remarkably attractive. Shes not chubby or ugly or anything, just plain. She has small boobs, decent butt but nothing special, doesnt have a gorgeous face with big eyes etc.
I often wish she looked something like pic related and get frustrated with her even though she...
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Try telling her, as tactfully as possible, that you'd like her to work on her appearance more, and offer to pay for whatever mani/pedi/tanning/salon shit that she wants. Or just tell her that you have a fetish for plastic women and that you while she's perfect for you, you can't help but notice how she doesn't look like barbie. At the very least talk to her about it and ask her to respect your decision to tell her, you've been dating two years and you took her virginity, how taboo can this sort of thing be?
I think /adv/ is where you belong, partner. Now on your way.
>>26652424
first off: get the fuck outta this board. second: are you retarded? just settle down you stupid faggot, if you are not a Chad you don't get to choose, just keep eating her ass and that's it.
Why don't you take steroids anon?
Fat anons, take dnp and get slimmer.
Manlet anon, go to the gym and take test E. You need it.
Social anxiety anon, take some fucking nootropics like modafinil or whatever, it really works.
Why don't you guys take substances that can dramatically change your lives to the better?
Once I live on my own and have some disposable income, I'll sculpt my body. I'll use these amazing substances to my advantage.
Why don't you do the same?
>>26651344
>modafinil
how to get?
>>26651655
Online stores.
Got mine from the deep web(Nucleus)
Despite it being legal
>>26651655
Literally just go on Reddit and find a faggot like that Rex guy that sells it.
Robots:
You are the owner of a bomb shelter at a time of nuclear war. 10 people show up and want you to let them in, you can only bring 5.
1. A 16 yr old girl of questionable IQ, a high school drop out.
2. A policeman with a gun. Thrown out of the department for excessive use of force.
3. A Muslim cleric and community leader, 75 yr old.
4. An architect, homosexual.
5. A 26 yr old male black militant. No special skills.
6. A 26 yr old male law student.
7. The law student's wife. Spent the last 6 months in a mental hospital. Still heavily medicated....
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The violinist biochemist
The Red Cross MD
The 16 year old girl
The law student
And his wife
>You can't be a faggot and lock everyone out
Well fuck my shit up then, but what if i lock myself ALONG with everyone else out?
win/win if you ask me senpai
>>26651262
How would you lock it from the outside?
>shares more events on facebook than pictures or statuses about her life
>has a child
>has way too many orbiter beta males (indicates that she is a manipulator type)
>taller than me (I am 6 ft.)
>hates or disregards arts (I am arts graduate)
>throws temper tantrums when pissed off (very serious red flag)
>assymetrical face or some weird kind of body shape like...
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>>26651151
>the color of her hair
>the fact that she takes drugs, smokes, drinks alcohol in any quantities
>history of anxiety and depression
>how well she gets along with her family
>she is messy sometimes and doesn't always take care of herself
>has attempted suicide in the past or commited a light crime
>is...
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>>26651222
What is so soviet about that?
>>26651151
That entire second paragraph is pure projection.
Please leave you coked up normie.
>meet very cute Polish girl over skype
>she is insanely attracted me
>she is 19 year old virgin too
>seems pretty much like a waifu
>start planning a trip for me to visit her in Poland
>find out she has MS and can barely walk and is basically a cripple
fuck me. just when things were looking good. it's always too good to be true.
Whats the problem? Seems like youve found the perfect waifu
>polish
She's probably a crazy coalburner too desu
>>26650978
so it's not her that's the problem it's you who thinks you're entitled to some perfect female.
Me? I'd totally be down for the polish MS qt.
You're a shit
>6 dead in Kalamazoo
>millionth mass shooting in the last 5 years
>americucks still wont give up their guns
Why are Americans so stupid?
Because gun don't kill people
>>26649363
>be america
>have hundreds of millions of guns
>tfw no country has ever successfully invaded you
>2nd Amendment is struck down
>American citizens can no longer own firearms
>Syrian refugee Muslims get shipped in by the thousands and are placed all over the country
>hundreds of thousands of Americans die when they all go Jihad and no one can properly defend themselves, like shooting fish in a barrel
Nah, fuck you we're keeping our guns. Pry them out of our cold dead hands motherfucker.