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Are you embarrassed? Does your family talk shit about you? Can you see the disappointment in your parents faces?
i stopped looking at my parents' faces long ago
>>26569185
xanax is how I'll be handling it in the future
Hide in my room with door locked. noise cancelling headphones. loud music constantly. piss jug and a few 1 litre bottles of water, which I can substitute in case the jug gets full.
ignore all knocks and requests for my presence. easy done.
why don't you just get an ugly girlfriend?
Someone please take me, nobody wants me.
because the whole point of wanting something is that you actually want it
Because even ugly girls get guys thrown at them.
doing a social experiment on tinder
>using 2bh
>an /r9k/ memeword
dead giveaway
Looks mean everything.
Watch the matches come in
This is new and exciting, surprise surprise women like having sex with attractive females. Stay mad neetbitches
My family has a signature dish- more of an eating challenge really- we eat once a month that is just a cheap television remote control deep fried in batter multiple times, then dipped in chocolate and encased in candy stripes. Everyone has to eat as much as they can and the winner gets to choose which shows the family watch.
My whole family like the same shows though. They literally just do it to feed their obesity. They call it the 'portion control' to try and be funny but really it's just disgusting
Your trying to hard OP.
Why do you want to be seen as funny or clever so badly?
>>26568973
Stop trying to be funny. You aren't funny. You're trying way too hard.
>>26569005
>>26569080
wow guys that's pretty mean
what song are you anons exiting this wretched world to?.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
FUCK THIS MAKES ME JUST WANNA FGUCKING DOOOO ITT
YAAAAAAAAAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tcW-j7KFgY
This.
It just makes sense for it to be https://youtu.be/MbzwWGj192c
If women had no hands how would they masturbate?
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Female-Masturbation-3327/f/Crossing-legs.htm
I envy females.
>>26568942
their beta orbiters would carry them to chad for him to eat her out
>>26568942
Sit on a washing machine.
I'm gonna ask a girl out soon, how would I diffuse the awkwardness after a rejection?
How to diffuse if she already has a bf?
I'm planning for every possible common thing that can happen.
Also what's the best place for a first date, in case I succeed no mater how small the chance?
>>26568924
1. You don't. Walk off.
2. You don't. Walk off.
3. I recommend a walk in the park followed by a date in the bedroom.
>>26568924
>accompanies an uninteresting blog with an interesting image that we can't discuss
OP is a fucking fag
>>26568924
just ask her casually
>h-hi what are you doing x day?
>nothing anon just fucking tyron all day
>oh of course you have a bf you are cute, well see you around i guess
easy, just dont make it look like you are dying for her and her "no" is meaningless
Which RWBY butt would you sniff?
>>26568899
none because ass smells like shit
>>26568922
you dont eat ass? youll never get married
I tried watching one episode of this and have no idea why people would enjoy it
I think I'm in love, robots.
others will heckle you saying shes a "bitch" but I honestly adored her. Great pick, anon.
Aiko, Audrey, and Nikki are best girls.
>>26568849
OP here, pic is related: it's the object of my attraction.
/who lonely and suicidal here?/
Do you guys often dream of death before you fall asleep?
>Dream
>Not asleep
I just want to die with someone in my arms, man
>>26568869
Try looking for a suicidal buddy?
Public service announcement robots - never let your wife have access to your son's passport ... especially not after you've discovered her cheating, been thrown out of the house and she's divorcing you
Without breaching doctor-patient confidentiality, I just came out of what's easily the most depressing interview I've had in weeks.
>Man discovers his wife of 20 years is cheating on him and confronts her
>She explodes, lies about him being abusive, gets a family violence order
>He's no longer forbidden from contacting her, returning home (to the home he paid for) or going near her
>He runs his primary business from the workshop on his property so he's now lost 90% of his income (as well as the reputation he's lost from customer's orders sitting unfinished in the workshop)
>A friend goes round to collect some clothes etc - he finds out his 8 year old son has been sent overseas, halfway across the world ... on his own ... to live with the wife's 70 year old parents until the wife can drain the bank accounts (which thank god have already been frozen)
>The violence order makes it a crime for the husband to contact the wife ... but she's allowed to send a constant stream of texts and emails telling him about her affair, how his son's never coming back and any other bait she can think of ... any reply is a crime.
>She leaves the country
>He applies to the courts for a 'variation' of the family violence order on the grounds that there's no evidence he was every violent, he needs access to his workshop to keep his business running, and SHE'S NO LONGER IN THE FUCKING COUNTRY
>Female judge refuses any changes to the order
Fuck this world.
Only silver lining is that this guy is now out of what sounded like a truely toxic relationship.
>>26568688
Sounds like you have a real job Anon, sorry to hear it was tough today.
I want you to know that if I ever feel like my life is causing more overall pain than pleasure I will spend the rest of my days doing terrible things to people like the woman in your post.
>>26568688
Lawyer?
Comment is unsurprisingly, not original.
>Female judge refuses any changes to the order
What the fuck, mang
I feel like this kinda shit happens all the time
There should be laws against such bias
go crazy guys
the man lives rouind the corner from me goes into to work for the plumbing emergency at 3 with a kettle full of fish guts and throws them into the pond to attract toad eating birds before picking up a hot faccocia and a latte on the way to the dentist that specializes in lodged pastry removal for the third time this week after eating frozen pies again this man never learns I tell you kapish
>>26568601
I CUMMED
The best of all of them in my head and shoulders and a lot more fun if I was a great way for me and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and shoulders and a lot more fun if I was a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my head is killing it with my head is killing it with my friends are like that you are so cute I can't even see it as an excuse for not having to wait until you have a great day for a few weeks of my favorite part of the year and I don't think that it was not immediately available to all my life and death in my head is killing me right back at you for your birthday and it is not an issue of whether it was not a fan since day of school tomorrow and I'm
D-do you think she'll reply bros?
She probably doesn't want to, but will anyway so that she doesn't have to blame herself when you off yourself. You're emotionally blackmailing her.
Yes but only because >>26568492
>>26568474
Story OP? What's the context? What's going on?
Which drug will make me happy? No alcohol or weed pleb shit
>>26568280
Stimulants, maybe try adderal or meth.
>>26568280
>what drug will make me happy?
>oh but not the one thing that will make me happy. it's for plebs
OP truly is a fag
>>26568352
Weed makes me paranoid and alcohol is for normies
Do women only care about money? Is it possible to get a gf without having lots of money?
Also women hate thread
women who feel love the same way that men do are mentally ill. women want security and stability, that's why they "try out" different guys.
No it's not possible, though some will lie to make themselves feel special and make them feel like they "aren't like other girls"
Bitches on r9k is a good example of that.
>>26568114
I wouldn't mind me some mentally ill pussy.
