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>She changed her relationship status to engaged
Yeah. I know that feeling bro.
I had a crush on one of my sisters friends for 10+ years. From age 15 to 25. I always felt those butterflies in my stomach anytime she came around the house. But she was always in a relationship with Chad. This Chad was at least 2-3 points more facially aesthetic than me. When I first heard they finally got engaged it was pretty shocking to me. Now they're married as of a few months ago.
I never had a chance to do anything with her because she was always with Chad.
My only chance of ever having sex with her now is if some how secretly Chad is a shitty husband to her and she ends up wanting a fuck buddy, could that be me? Maybe.
>>26574591
A long life with Chad, and you feel nothing but rage.
>>26574591
Bitches aint shit but hoess and trickkss
I want Tomoko to kill herself.
>>26574537
Why though? Did she upset you?
>>26574537
i want tomoko to kill me instead
or stalk and then kill or torture that'd be okay too
>>26574537
Fuck you, tomoko deserves to live
Would you date a Pakistani girl /r9k/?
>>26574513
Only if her entire family was dead and she was good looking. Chances are very low.
>>26574527
What this guy said
comment originalo
>>26574513
in a heart beat, she must hate islam
anybody lurks and never posts because you too afraid to be judged?
Its mostly due to laziness. Fuck the captchas
me. but recently ive been posting more often
Wow this thread sucks donkey dick, Judging you hard OP.jk i love you
Am I doomed to be alone? I don't even know how to properly interact with others in person and just try to ignore them as if they weren't there. How does a robot develop social skills?
If you don't know by 18 then chances are pretty good that you never will. You need to accept that being an autistic sperglord nofriend kissless virgin isn't a symptom of your situation but a symptom of who you are as a person.
Get on antidepressants, they may help mask this so you can pretend to be normal better. You'll have to take them until you die though.
>>26574454
I'm not kissless though if we count my younger years (like 10 or 11). I don't know where it all went downhill
Bump for both of us with social anxiety
Hey robots i need that infographic/copypasta with redflags, please.
Just check three things:
>Her relationship with her father
>Her relationship with her brother/s
>If she has dyed hair, tattoos or piercings.
If the first two are bad, there is a great possibility it will suck. Third is just a plain no-go, however you can do more research, if she is punk or something.
Also more brothers she have, the better relationship it will be as she will know how to communicate and handle guys.
>>26574319
Is this the one you're talking about?
>>26574695
>>26574695
1.great
2.great
3.yeah, yeah, no. She's an stylist and into fashion and shit. Also tell me why its plain no go.
Why every time there's a mass shooting the majority of people say it's a "hoax, false flag?" And why use such specific words? Are most people just really paranoid, or do most people actually think it's not real? Ex: When the shooting in Paris happened I was on Twitter and didn't have to wait too long before I saw YT vids of people claiming it was a "hoax." It's seems to be becoming a bit of a phenomenon. Please don't come down too hard on me for being ignorant on things, I just want to know what you guys think.
Because they've witnessed it so many times, Sandy Hook shooting was undeniable suspicious, as was Dylan Roof, do some research.
They're scared. Things that don't make sense to them that shatter their illusion of safety directly oppose what they think they know about people, so they make elaborate stories up in their head to reconcile their delusion that so long as they stay near white people they're safe.
Basically people who can't accept that bad shit happens. Dig their head in the sand. Nothing random ever happens in the eyes of a tin foil hat, it's always fake and orchestrated to trick them. Nobody died, they're all actors and went home safe. No no the government just paid them all to hide away and change their identities and faked their deaths!
Ive failed at anything I've ever tried at. Currently I'm trying to learn how to draw. I'm spending hours and hours...reading books, watching tutorials, etc and I don't get better. I still draw like I did a year ago when I really started seriously (its been longer but a year ago was when I really started practicing). I found the reason...it's because I'm black with low IQ, That's the only possible reason that I can't draw like I want to.
>white with high iq
I can't draw for shit senpai. Literally saw a nigger drawing the other day at uni. Wasn't that good, but was better than anything I could ever do.
you don't need IQ for drawing, but talent
>>26574358
steady hands, talent and a vision.
if you had the chance to create a story, a film about something you felt was real and genuine towards a robots life, what would your film be about?
90 minutes of a guy sitting in a dark room at his computer. Clicking his mouse. Occasionally chuckling and the films climax is when he masturbates to hentai.
upstream color was a good movie
watched it on a ton of tussin my first time
>>26574151
soooo goood
Everyday on the bus I see actual retards, downies, autists (actual, batshit crazy stimming autists, not people who stare at memes on the internet), either going to institutions, actively looking for a job, etc...
Why can't you ?
diversity quotas
No government money for hiring whites
Because they don't know any better. The people you're talking about live in blissful ignorance.
Sometimes I feel that life would actually be much better if I just flat out was too retarded to know how the world worked and how fucked up it is.
>>26574112
>believing in depressive realism
Everyone knows how fucked up the world is, they just cope with it and move with it better than you do.
Why are white men sissy pussy fucks now?
Because of cultural marxism.
More trannies and gays among blacks and arabs, by proportion.
You get soft in the first world, is more the issue here.
>now
Cmon son
Why don't you grow a bonsai, /r9k/?
Expensive like a russian tear
because trees creep me out desu
I already do. It's like me, mostly dead but somehow still alive after being given the bare minimum to survive for years on end.
> Be me 20 y/o medical student who lives in Iraq
> Dad used to be an engineer until the previous regime wanted him to join their party, but he refused
> they tried to kill him 3 times, until he decided to retire and stay at home
> raised 3 kids from complete poverty and spent his entire life trying to make them successful members of society
> oldest son is an engineer who always worked at jobs away from home and we rarely see him, now he's at the US working as a bridge inspector
> Younger son is a doctor who's over qualified and graduated 3rd on his class, decided to marry an Australian girl and flew away to Australia
> mfw both of them left my dad for good
> mfw they both don't want to take care of him after what he did
> mfw he feels so lonely and depressed sometimes
> mfw my brother and his wife have a baby and my dad gets really happy
> mfw my brother asks him to stop sharing pics of his own grandson because "people might get jealous"
> mfw I'm the only thing he has left
I really think that he might consider suicide one day.. what should I do???
That's shit I'm sorry.
Not much you can do but be there.
>>26573979
He literally said that raising a bunch of farmers instead of doctors and engineers would be much better, since they'd at least still be around him and support him.
Your in Iraq?
How do you feel about all the autistic delusional dickheads from the west joining ISIS and going into your country and fucking it up even more than it already has been in the last decade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxGkPqQuig
What music do robots jam out to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cjnZkOB0zg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ErLPejJjR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpLs6qfYoI
I KNOW ITS GAY, SUCK MY DICK
>be horny
>get faggy fantasies
>fap
>get manly fantasies
why
>>26573841
because you're a fag. It's that simple, anon.
>>26573841
it's just the after-fap effect anon
>fantasize about getting cocks up my butt and swallowing cum
>fap to gay shit
>start wondering what went wrong with my life that made me a faggot
>fap to srt8 shit
>feel like a worthless piece of shit that no woman will ever love
I have the perfect solution for you fags. I've had experience on this for many years. You just anally masturbate and never touch your dick ever again, except to pee.
This way, you're always horny and pleasuring yourself but can't climax and get feelings of regret.
