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I've noticed that my mommy's tendies are crispier and yet juicier than the tendies I've tried in other places. I've also noticed that I have 40% of my tendies left over from every time I buy them from my mommy.
I want to sell my tendies but can't sell them alone. I've borrowed 250,000 GBP from some mommies at daycare to buy mommy's secret recipe (I also had to give her a muffy licky too. Yummy :) ).
Now I need other big boys' GBP to make more tendies at more places for even more GBP. You can by parts of my tendies thingy for 12.50 GBP a part if you want to own some of it.
Hope this works :)
I want 500 GBP worth of shares, and you've got yourself an investor
>tendies
>GBP
how's reddit this time of year?
>>26583027
Great! You'll get your dividends... Um..three months from now
>>26583045
>accusing people of being reddit
why don't you tell me?
Shhhhhh
Be very very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him please, he's had a very long day of sitting in front of a computer.
sleep tight neety-poo
Jokes on you I use the computer while laying in bed.
TENDIES I WANT TENDIES NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>oldest (19) sister with two younger ones (17, almost 18; 15)
>17 year old sister is super quiet, possibly aspie, really sweet but bad at people
>a week ago, she tells me and my other sister that she "might have a boyfriend," seems reluctant to elaborate but that's not unusual
>yesterday she asks me to pick her up from school
>get there and she is hanging out with her bf
>literally wearing a fedora, scraggly pube-beard, oily skin, moderately overweight
>as I walk up to get my sister he tightens his sausage-fingered grip on her shoulder as if I were some kind of threat (im a grill, so this is even more bizarre)
>get her in the car and ask her about him
>she says his main hobbies are "Reddit and league of legends"
>he is in anime club
>he has MLP plushies that he BRINGS WITH HIM TO HIGH SCHOOL
>as far as I can tell she likes him because he gives her attention and is enough of a beta cuck that he's not threatening to her (she's usually kinda scared of men)
what do I do /r9k/
how do I get this to end
I love my little sister and do not want her to get fucked by fedoraman
You can't do shit. She's a teenage girl. She'll just say some bullshit about how you don't understand or know what "true love" is.
Make him think you're interested in him
Make him think you want to fuck him
Get him to break up with your sister
Accuse him of trying to rape you
>>26582641
anon I am also a teenage girl
I don't think she thinks she's in love with this dude, I think it's more a function of her low self-esteem and naivety than hormones.
How much do I have to pay a girl to tell me she loves me and talk dirty to me everyday?
Also, where can I find this arrangement?
I don't care if it's pathetic or fake, I need this shit in my life.
I only have $100 to spare right now, how much would that get me?
I'm expecting her to call me, text dirty stuff and say she loves me.
I want to jack off while talking to her on the phone even.
>>26582523
>$100
A filthy diseased ridden whore for 45 minutes.
>>26582523
If I get this job tomorrow I'm willing to pay $300 a week for a girl to tell me she loves me while I jack off.
If she's really good at it, I'll pay more. If her voice is really sexy I'll pay up to $600 a week.
She has to respond to me telling her how much I love her, and make it sound like she cares about me.
>>26582548
I'm not getting a prostitute, also I can find a big booty amazon with nice face for $200.
>>26582638
Then why are you asking?
>"robot"
>has several friends
>has social media
>has a tinder
>talks to girls regularly
>"robot"
>my only online friend for 5 years said he is going to host a party
>mfw
I WANT MY FRIEND BACK, THE NORMIES TOOK HIM.
>seeing your one and only friend being taken by the Normies
Last time I've seen him was 5 years ago, we were best friends for 6 years, I trusted him like no one else.
>"robot"
>has tried marijuana/LSD
>has had sex with prostitutes
>has had happy endings at massage parlors
>has had girlfriends
>likes sports
>has normie clothing
>studying in university
>close with family
>maintains social media and regularly gets dozens of likes and comments
>has tinder
>has convinced a girl on omegle to get nude
>has convinced a girl online to send him nudes
>goes out with friends on a bi-weekly basis
>travels the country/world
>has a very good job
>is married
>has kids
>if he opened up about his depression or anxiety, his friends/family would be supportive
What does /r9k/ think of fraternities and Greek life in general? I'm transferring from a CC to a uni next year and have been thinking of rushing one. The idea of the potential for great friends, as well as networking makes it hard for me to not consider joining one. Yes, I do know about hazing and that's the only think that might keep me away.
>>26582513
Its a bunch of Chads doing Chad things and having sex with sluts.
If you aren't tall, white, and come from a rich family they won't want you.
>>26582513
Do it, just join one that you click with and take the hazing like a man
>>26582597
See with hazing I'm on the fence. On one hand it sounds absolutely terrible (like being beaten or getting sexually abused. On the other hand it sounds fun as hell and really silly (if not embarrassing but who cares if you get a laugh out of it and make buddies in the process)
NO FUCKING WAY, we have a mutual friend. I thought her pics were photoshopped.
She's real.
lol I would let her top me off, go for it OP, I'm sure she makes up for her face in other ways
qt to be honest
She would definitely swipe left on me look at her eyes and hair.
I'm not good enough for that.
You have to be black, fat and three kids to want me.
Would you have sex with a boy who looked like a girl?
no if it has a dick it is a guy
>>26582239
>>>/lgbt/
Back to your containment board faggot
Blox
>>26582239
do "hons" on /lgbt/ get triggered by these super feminine trannies?
Women with bodies like these are truly disgusting.
>nice body
>disgusting
Wewlad my lad
>>26582046
*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Original comment desufamsempai
>>26582046
You're low test
Would you take $2milly or $100k? Conditions inside
$2,000,000 USD and you have to split it with the person you despise most
$100,000 USD 100% your $$
Srs would take the 100k
Couldn't enjoy anything knowing my ex got a handout like that
How salty is OP?
>>26582010
/b/ tier thread my man.
Stay salty.
>tfw don't even know who you despise
just give me the extra money
>>26582010
hmmmm....
>i despise myself the most
>get full $2 mil
TOO EZ
What type of personality is the best on girls?
I need your opinions, /r9k/.
>>26581868
Charismatic, enthusiastic, intense, emotional, volatile, evil bitch. Other girls can go away.
>>26581868
I don't know anon, at this point, any woman would do
>>26581868
One that compliments my own. There is no objective best, it's going to depend on who the person giving the opinion is.
>I-I made you a c-cake, Anon.
>Do you l-like it?
I-I l-love i-it t-thank y-you s-so m-much f-for m-making t-this f-for m-me
you actually made this?
Theme is retarded, but good job on the fondant, that shiz is too complicated for me to make
If you could have any girl/guy to do ANYTHING with for 24 hours, what would you do?
probably just hold each other
cuddle up underneath a big blanket and just hold each other and feel the others' warmth and heart beating
>>26581807
Do they forget everything after the 24hrs? Are there any legal constraints?
>>26581807
I want to live in a NEET apartment with a skinny ugly girl and have sex all the time and do whatever else we want.
Do you hate your parents for creating you? Do you think having children is selfish? Do you think life contains more suffering than joy?
Then boy, do we have a thread for you!
I don't really hate my parents, I just resent having been born.
No.
I was created in a test tube. My parents paid to have me as a child and now I hate myself for not being a better son.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
maybe?
Really though, what's the point of life?
I mean, what is the actual point?
Becoming one with memes.
>>26581510
what is the point? to suffer
that's like asking "what is the plot of literature?"
