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Who here has gottent treatment for mental illness? I suffer from bad anxiety and a little bit of depression. If I go to a doctor what will happen? Anything I should lookout for? I'm hoping they will just ask me some questions and prescribe me medicine. I'm scared robots.
>>26590977
Describe panic attack symptoms so they give you benzos, the most effective treatment for anxiety
>>26590977
if you describe normal anxiety symptoms they'll give you SSRI's
they're next to useless, and have horrible side effects
if you describe panic attack symptoms, they'll give you benzos
they work well, but are highly addictive, withdrawal is hell
I got given antidepressants and told to see a psychologist
I was too autistic to tell the psych anything and I gave up on the medication eventually
Keep this thread alive, I'll be back in an hour
>>26590911
Malaki titi
Malaki titi
Malaki titi
Do you guys are still able to speak spanish??
Entienden esto que estoy posteando? Negros arroceros??
TARINGA AT NIGHT
>"are you from Germany?"
>"are you Russian?"
>"where were you born?"
>"really, you were born here?"
>"what part of europe are your from, spain?"
anyone else keep getting asked this at school/uni?
why have i been getting this from random normies lately and how does a fucking nationality have a "look" other than cosmetically? just say white and im not even fully white im almost half mudblood and i was born in the U.S.A
>>26590892
>anyone else keep getting asked this at school/uni?
I'm a NEET and have never left my home country and my parents never emigrated.
So no.
>>26590892
no one ever approached me in school, i was complete ghost mode. i guess it beat getting bulliedalthough they probably did it behind my back
>>26590892
you should use this to your advantage, you have that exotic appeal.
women go crazy for foreign accents.
THIS IS IT ROBOTS
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT LIFE
THEN TELL ME HOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT
I WANT A BIG BOOTY GF
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'M GOING TO GET IT BUT I'M WORKING OUT AND I'M GOING TO STUDY AND GET INTO GRAD SCHOOL
YOUR TURN
I want a forst generation Porsche Cayman.
I have a job now and will start saving very soon.
Hell yeah
I want friends.
I have no idea how I'm going to get it.
>>26590862
U 2 die
U kys fag
I paid $30 to talk to spicy J today (the girl in the picture) for 3 minutes over the phone. Her and becca diamond are my favorite porn stars.
She claimed her ideal penis size is 7" and that she's open to all races of guy. Do you think she was lying just to be nice?
It was cool to be able to actually talk to the most perfect looking woman on earth. It seems almost unreal.
God, I would fuck that woman till I died.
jesus christ anon pull yourself together
The butt jiggle thing does nothing for me.
HELP: Guys, did my crush just view me as a school shooter?
>in uni
>absolute 10/10 babe in my class I love
>I got put down in freshman class since in HS i missed a class credit because my schedule was changed
>my crush hot 10/10 freshman literally talks to everyone in the class, even the ugly people. she's somewhat obnoxious
>i noticed all year I was the only one she never said a word too
>today playing a game
>she was talking to someone else then I could hear her voice behind me and she said "Ooh what g-...." then stopped abruptly. I could tell she was going to ask what game it was, but it was obvious she stopped because she really didn't want to talk to me.
Which means I'm either weird as fuck to her (most likely) or she's shy around me. I don't say a word in the class ever since I don't really know them since Im class above, but I'm not an autist neckbeard that is fat or wears glasses and dumb clothes or anything. Idk why she refuses to talk to me.
i don't understand women
>>26590781
They don't either, don't worry
oh yes op, i understand. i am also you.
people will say they understand. they don't.
Is it ok to eat raw rice?
shit takes too long to cook.
you probably won't be hurt, but you won't absorb the nutrients.
Just shitpost while you wait for it to boil, it isn't intensive cooking.
>>26590641
Get a rice cooker, OP. Just add rice, water, and push the button.
what type of syndrome fag asks questions about rice on 4chan
Do you find any animals attractive?
For me it's spiders.
>>26590555
Yeah but I'd never act on it
>choosing anything but sneks
>>26590555
I find horse dick attractive.
What music does /r9k/ have sex to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJl_jJV4aD0
Why do so many people here listen to rap? Are you guys really this dumb?
>>26590449
What's wrong with rap?
Currently listening to "Bang out" by Tyga
>>26590421
>have sex to
Nigger, you're on the wrong board, faggot.
>"Anon, I hope you dont mind me asking this, but is everythin okay? Ever since I met you I've noticed you are so hesitant so speak.You seem genuine and kind, and I just wish you would converse more openly with me"
>>26590402
I'm just inherently superior to you by being a man, so I don't know what to speak about with you because your mind is not programmed to have any substance in it. I would still fuck you though
>>26590402
How did we ever end up together in the first place if I'm always so hesitant to speak?
>>26590402
dang liz harris is cute
Any veteran bots here? Any suffering from flashbacks and anxiety everywhere you go? And you hit the deck when a car backfires and start screaming?
I want out of this, I went into this just a boy and came home a monster. I wish I never served after what I'd seen and done.
Find your nuts.
>>26590360
>and came home a monster
Well I guess /your/ PTSD is the result of karma then. :)
>>26590360
Anything specific that caused it?
T-this is a set up, I think.
I think Chad wants to fuck me?
> always smiling at me like I've said the funniest shit ever
> striking up conversation way more often
> bantz
> asked me if I'm dating anyone
What's his deal, I'm chubby and kind of dirty, why is he noticing me all of a sudden?
fuck off fat bitch chad doesnt want you
he thinks youre easy and is trying to pump and dump you dumbfuck
>>26590644
essentially.
also post pics of chad so we can decide if he is chad or not
>not having a body like this
You have nobody to blame but yourselves for not having a gf
>>26590230
>had a body like this
>no joke
still ugly as fuck
still 5'6''
still no scoial skills
i got plenty of blame nigga
>>26590230
he has wide shoulders already genetically
wide clavicle. i dont have that
i do lift but i still dont look like that after 3 years
>>26590230
>you must have an unnaturally low level of body fat and glamour muscles flexed at all times to have a GF.
look guys, I normally just play along to avoid the REEEEEEEEEEE
but you seriously dont need to go through all that trouble just to fuck girls.
>tfw a normie who has a gf tries to tell people about "depression"
>he lives in a first world country
>he claims he suffers from depression
>>26590240
>Implying Africans are smart enough to feel depression
Depression is linked to intelligence sorry Tyrone
>has access to food and water
>claims to have "depression"
>that one asian girl in your university class who is so autistic she still reads rage comics and tries to emote herself like a meme in real life
>spouts 9gag memes like 'dafaq?' in real life
>also has a lazy eye
Is she robot gf material?
no, you bozo
>>26590188
asians don't read shitty rage comics
>>26590266
Yeah I know a few who unironically browse and like 9gag shit.
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