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Redpill me on suicide hotlines.
Are they traps to get people sent to involuntary psych holds? Or are they just a normie-tier garbage service that only attention whores use, and where shitty unempathetic "advice" is given?
It just sounds ridiculous to think that a hotline is going to save a life like that, don't only gullible normies fall for this shit?
>>26597755
normie tier senpai. Maybe 1% chance you get someone who can actually understand how you feel. Even if they want to help you, they can never understand and some problems simply cant be fixed. sorry to be depressing senpai. I support you
>>26597755
>Are they traps to get people sent to involuntary psych holds
yes
and worse
Last time I called a suicide hotline, I ended up in a psych ward which I wasn't allowed to leave for nearly 24 hours, all because I told the operator that I had taken several more pills of Lamictal than prescribed.
One of the worst experiences I've ever had, fuck those idiots.
>Not even fat girls want me
>fat girls always want me
>have to go out of my way to ignore them
I mean I LIKE chubby chicks but please don't put us in an awkward position
20-30 pounds over is great, my preference even
But anything past that is gross
Hahhahahaah seriosuly haahha
>>26597712
>tfw facially deformed girl with no friends rejects you
Daily reminder that you will neverhave this.NEVER
I don't want it.
Check and mate.
>>26597654
Sour grapes best grapes
I-I'll show you. I'll show all of you
What song is going to play at your funeral R9K?
>Even if a song plays and no one heard it, it still played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLKyaOLb2Fs
>>26597607
Probably some cringy edgy shit because I'm so shut in that even my parents don't know me anymore
http://youtu.be/OZXS4tnmI_0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
Only handsome ppl with jobs allowed itt
>>26597586
It's almost like you're _trying_ to exclude everyone here.
>>26597624
Lets form a club
Im totally a robot
>>26597663
I would date the fuck out of that / 10.
I think you already started it. I'm in, just as long as we can brainstorm ideas for new businesses.
>that one type of girls and women you know you shouldn't even like, let alone lust for, but you do
Well, /r9k/, which ones fit into this classification for you?
For me, it's the basic bimbo looks, with bleached blonde hair, long painted nails, generally slim (but I don't mind them chubbier either), with a fairly large bust (if they're fake, then that's even better) and an openly promiscuous attitude.
It's fucking awful, is what it is, and I can't even say where or when I got this fetish for bimbos, but holy fuck, nothing gets me going like they can.
they're born and bred for your enjoyment, sir.
Scene girls.
I can't help it, something about the style is just too hot for me to handle.
>>26597544
You got it from watching porn
![kawaii_floppy_disk_square_sticker-r914b5911d76e4402a0893184267889ea_v9wf3_8byvr_324[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n2idxBh.jpg "kawaii floppy disk square sticker-r914b5911d76e4402a0893184267889ea v9wf3 8byvr 324[2]")
Don't you feel sad about abandoned items?
maybe its just my autism but i always feel uneasy when ever i see my stack of floppy disk, this feeling of brutal betrayal of a good loyal friend that didn't do anything to deserve this treatment it gets by being forgotten and dusty
ITS A FUCKING INANIMATE OBJECT YOU AUTIST
>>26597534
just like us robots
Yeah I feel the same way, I never liked seeing things unused or thrown anyway after being played with.
This is what empathy is desu.
Should you always respect your parents no matter what? In what circumstances are you allowed to hate your mother?
>>26597509
Hate or love whatever and whoever you want.
There's no way you "should" feel.
Why should you respect your parents? You didn't choose to be born to them, so it makes no sense.
>>26597509
Nah man. There's definitely valid reasons to hate your mom.
Daily reminder that if you are a roast and above 5"5 you are a repulsive femfreak.
damn i hate tall womyn
This will become a manlet thread in 3 2 1
disgusting monsters
A girl I'm texting with wants me to install snapchat 'so we can share pictures better'
Is she after my precious bodily fluids?
>2016
>installing the snapping jew
I dunno but she's a fucking normie. You can try it I guess not much to lose I think, just normie social media shit
>>26597409
No. She just wants more self validation. I was in the same boat in high school. Girl wanted me to get snapchat and from what I heard I thought this meant nudes. But oh was I wrong...
>>26597974
>Snapchat in highschool
Underageb&
Who /bimasterrace/ here?
>still want girls, but they don't want me
>start fucking guys using app's
>let cute guys suck my cock FOR FREE
Win win
>>26597344
>still want girls, but they don't want me
Yeah because they don't want your aids you fucking faggot.
being prison-gay sucks. I feel nothing but self loathing afterwards
>>26597344
Are there any traps on these apps? How much better are dudes at sucking dick?
Shhhh...
Be very quiet. The NEET is sleeping. Don't wake him please, he's had a very long day of sitting in front of a computer monitor.
>>26597305
stay comfy NEET friend. :)
Sleep tight neeter
Slep tight neeter
How can I accept being a permavirgin?
Logically I know that I will never have sex (26yo 2/10 5'5") but I'm finding it difficult to live with the fact.
If you can clean yourself well, you may still be able to get a hooker.
>>26597252
oh man how does it feel being that short? i'm 6'2 and posts like this remind me that i won the genetic lottery
>>26597252
How can you be so certain? Is having sex really important to you?
Why are the United States' body standards for men so high , but Australia's low.
>>26597219
http://mic.com/articles/135554/here-s-what-the-ideal-man-looks-like-in-19-different-countries?utm_source=policymicTWTR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social#.XSI99wMLC
>>26597219
The fucking US man. Why are our beauty standards so high? Tumblr rails on and in about having to not eat like pigs to be considered attractive. But guys have to be damn near gods.
>>26597219
>that fucking South Africa photoshop though
3 Questions:
Question number one: Do you have mercy?
Question number two: Are we monkeys?
Question number tree: Is time real?
>>26597136
yes, no and yes.
please let me know if you would like me to elaborate
>>26597136
Yes.
I don't have enough evidence for this.
Define 'real'.
yes
monkey is just a word
no it is always now. time is a construct
