What was the last thing you said to a girl?
Bye mom
>>26599642
this. she's gone for the weekend.
>Sure
I said this to my mom a few days ago
Who here /kind/ ?
>tfw forgive everyone
>tfw philanthropist
How do you deal with the spitefulness of the world ?
>>26599590
>How do you deal with the spitefulness of the world ?
you don't
we're too soft for this world anon
Not me.
I use my fear and feelings of inferiority and turn them into hatred towards normies so that I can feel superior to them
I'm /too kind/. A total doormat. I even gave out $300 of free video games to random anons for christmas for no reason.
Is it a deal breaker for guys if a girl has to wear diapers because of really bad weak bladder?
sort of
you'd have to have a lot going for you
>300+ replies
>pls be my gf
>can I buy your used diapers
Ayyyyyy
>tfw no watersports gf
What is the best way to live a happy and successful life?
Knowing the Truth and living your way.
>>26599299
Instead of doing what you love, love what you do.
To be successful in life, it means dedication. Find something you're good at, even if it's math or something boring. You don't have to be better than other people. It just has to be something you feel like you're better at than anything else. Then you get better at it, not because you have to, but because you legitimately want to.
Real life isn't like school, anon. Once you go out into the real world, you can stretch out and explore...
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>>26599299
Being born attractive.
Being tall.
Lots of money.
If you have one or more of these you will have a great life
ITT: threads you disregard and hide instantly
>pepe in the OP
>fembot
>black feels
>anime in the OP
>manlet thread
>penis thread
Elliot Rodger threads especially.
>>26599315
This.
Also Eggman threads.
>>26599273
>youtuber thread
>furry
>loli
>roll thread
>pokebox
>trap
>gay shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWDvOILAtow
HAHAHAHAHAHA
itt: we post Nu-males getting BTFO'd
>>26599269
This is... a nice... video...Why do people film themselves committing a crime? That guy can just go to the police now and she will be charged with assault
>tries shaming him with his goofy glitter eyebrow photo
>he responds calmly and rationally
>FUCK RATIONALITY I AM WOMAN RAAAUUGGHHH
Everything wrong with modern women
>>26599269
>BTFO'd
all i saw was two retards being retarded
Who else is working a wagecuck job for a year to save up to travel to japan?
>>26599231
You mean to be a tourist there or to live there?
Seems like an ok place to be from but a shit place to visit. I wouldn't tour east Asia at all actually ... Their justice system is almost nonexistent and they hate drugs.
>>26599231
Done that three times already Japan is dope as fuck, their social culture is autistic as fuck so you feel so at home but you can socialize like a normie too bit actually enjoy it
>castles
>museums
>drinking culture that is actually fun
>smokes and liquor from vending machines
>so much porn
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Disabled women have a right to sex, why aren't you dating them?
http://www.bbc.com/news/disability-35561347
>play this game where you don't know if you're being a predator taking advantage of a weak person or a beta cuck who can't get any better
Being disabled just means they want Chad to fuck them until they can feel it.
But what about disabled men?
Who else /tryingtoimprovethemselves/?
>been going to the gym
>trying to apply for a job
>volunteering
Why not start now? You only get one life.
I'm trying to get a job again. That's about it right now. It's a start.
because i've already given up
>>26599080
Working out is pointless.
Jobs make me sad.
Volunteering costs money.
hey guys, getting my pc back from the police after getting v& months ago (also im innocent). I'm anxious that they broke it or wiped the hard drive or something. any other robots have experiences to share about this?
>inb4 how did you get caught
>>26599072
FBI ayy lmao
>>26599051
What happened?
Was it scary
Fembots, I want to know how crazy you really are.
State your mental illness please.
>>26599024
Women are generally unstable due to their hormone cycle, emotions tend to take the best of them. So generally almost all of them are "crazy" some more than others.
I don't have any mental illnesses, unless you count my inability to make friends and connect with people.
I can't even make conversation with my dad anymore. I wish I was 5 again and no one had social expectations for me.
I'm a perfectly normal shy insecure awkward piece of shit.
>tfw 24 years old KHV
>tfw all I've ever desired in my life was just a girl to want me
>got /fit/, learnt how to dress, fixed my hair, fixed my facial hair, fixed my skin, fixed my teeth, fixed my posture, got a job, I even own my own flat, learnt how to cook properly
>try every single online dating site and apps available to me, and go to a local popular bar every friday
>still LITERALLY 0 girls interested in me
when...
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>>26599021
You want to know why none are interested in you?
Because that's all you want. They can somehow "smell" that desperation. They can see it in your eyes. My best advice is to shut it off. Just stop caring. I've gotten more pussy by wearing sweatpants and autism shoes than I've ever thought possible. I wish I was meme'i get you right now, but it's true. Your desperation makes them sick.
>>26599021
>>got /fit/, learnt how to dress, fixed my hair, fixed my facial hair, fixed my skin, fixed my teeth, fixed my posture, got a job, I even own my own flat, learnt how to cook properly
Doing all of this doesn't make up for the years of psychological damage which only subtely reveals itself when you try to interact with others (in body language, the way you talk, in your facial expression, etc.), but normies can still pick up on it, conciously or unconciously, and see that...
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>>26599062
>>26599068
yeah OP didnt you know normies are telepathic?
despite all basically being retarded they are literally able to tell your thoughts and feelings, but for some reason only when it pertains to you trying to gain their affection and in no other case
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow, turned on the news, and saw that humankind had made first contact?
>>26598912
Flood 4chan with ayy lmao memes
I wouls become a lot more motivated to study propulsion and astrophysics. If there's aliens out there and they have the capabilities to reach us, then there's a universe worth of strange culture and technology to discover. I want in on that.
>meet alien
>"ayy lmao?"
>alien: "...ayy lmao"
>"ayy lets go smoke k"
>"AYYYYYYYYYY"
>When you add an anon on /a/ to talk and says he'll message you the next day
>He never replies
It's been three days. It was a brit anon from the midlands.
>>26598855
what you dumbasses don't realize is that we browse an anonymous board for a reason
to stay anonymous. get the fuck off my board normalfag
did you make the thread on /a/ as well?
god you're pathetic
>>26598874
Don't bully, just want to ask him something.
How do you get over the fact that this all is probably a simulation and that the beings outside of it, in the 'real world', are able to manipulate everything around you and influence you, for some kind of unknown purpose?i'm already on anti-psychotics
>>26598768
That's not exactly how it works.
This simulation has a purpose, individually we're insignificant and so are our problems. What's going on is that a type 3 civilizations is making a simulation of what it'd be like to colonize our planet and how we long it'd take us to colonize others. Once it's over they'll do it in real time and we'll experience this allover again unless they change some things around.
The simulation that is taking place is doing so in the future, meaning that the planet we're on isn't even habitable in real time.
>>26598768
I try and forget about it
>>26598918
>individually we are insignificant
Then how do you explain the fact that i am only experiencing my own reality, and not others'?
It sounds egotistical as fuck, but there has to be something special about this reality i'm experiencing; or theres something that's going to happen to me. I'm always nervous about what that certain thing is.