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>tfw deathly afraid of talking on the phone
how do I conquer this?
U Should Start By Stop Watching Anime U Friendless Manchildren
>>26602330
why would I give up my only friend? that's not gonna help
Exposure. Force yourself to do it.
What's your oppinion on pancake tits?
Are they visually more revolting than roastbeef flaps or less?
>>26602309
I have round pancake tits
like they're saggy but not flat and deflated
growing up i had deflated pancakes that i was severely embarrassed of but ive grown up to not care
>>26602717
OP's not asking about moobs.
>be white obese bot
>have japanese milf tits
Yay?
Why are dark blacks so asshurt about light blacks?
Because it's always a struggle between light and darkess.
There can only be one.
>>26602168
because they know the darker you are the less human you are
>butthurt
It's just banter, faggot.
Okay I have a question for you fembots:
Have you had a boyfriend before?
It seems like most fembots have at least had one boyfriend. Even an ugly girl could get an average boyfriend.
I think most fembots here are attractive enough to get a boyfriend, but not socially aware enough to keep one and maintain a healthy relationship. I have anxiety and an eating disorder, which typically repels boys since I probably seem needy. I also don't have very many friends, so I'm pretty clingy when in a relationship. As a result, they don't last long.
>>26602096
I have never had a boyfriend. I never interact with men IRL because my parents are Muslim and I live in the M.E. where it's frowned upon to even talk to a male that isn't a relative.I did have a gf secretly before though.
>>26602173
>clingy in a relationship
As a guy, I don't get how other guys don't like this. It basically means loyalty.
Doesn't matter how small, just something that made you a bit happy recently.
In my case, I made the mistake of buying a Chromebook as my new laptop (didn't know what the hell chromeos was) and after about a month of tweaking I was able to make the thing run a lot faster and installed ubuntu. Now I can play CS:Source on it lag free
What about you, anon?
you have to suck my cock now
>>26602501
oh, okay
original comment
>>26602007
i made the 25+ general thread and it had a lot of replies
What's your oppinion on cum?
Love it/hate it?
Hate semen. Absolutely disgusting.
disgusting. the knowledge that i'll have to clean it up is the only thing that keeps me from masturbating constantly
>>26601964
This. I wish I could reprogram my body with a custom command to stop my fucking brain and heart the next time I ejaculate.
These threads are normally fun. What and how do you wear, robots?
Template is pic related.
>>26601926
original content ddasdasdas
>>26601951
normie detect
>>26601957
Not with those fucking shoes
/rev/ - Revision and Study General.
"its almost new" edition.
Essentially this is a place for robots to come and collaborate in studying. I think it reinforces a positive motivation for some bots in uni or other schooling whereby they don't have many (or any) friends to help them - this is a place where you can come.
Don't have any permanent rules yet since this general is in its infancy, but to quote an anon, here's the idea.
>Even just showing people that you've tidied your desk, or showing some maths, or an essay, or a drawing and have people tell you well done.
>All just comfy working, people asking questions about others work, and asking for help.
>Lots of pictures, lots of encouragement
let's see that study work, /r9k/!
I like the idea of this thread. May come back later before I get down to working on my stuff.
>>26601945
Just trying to help others out, whilst doing work myself.
Other people gather with friends in the library to study, but for that you need friends and a library.
fuck off, I don't want a thread full of future burnouts with superiority complexes. Higher education produces a work force, remember that. Qualifications prove that you are dedicated rather than intelligent.
>tfw /pol/ shills all over this board
What's wrong with /pol/?
>>26601960
They invade other boards. It's as if /mlp/ were to invade. /pol/ is a containment board
>>26601984
>>26601835
Fuck off shitskin.
Someone needs to keep you subhumans in check.
How tall are you?
How tall is your gf?
Me:
>5'7"
Her:
>5'9.5"
Me:
>6'
Her:
Error 404: file not found
>>26601755
Me: 6'4"
Her: Any height I want her to be since she's imaginary
>>26601755
Oh look. A normie thread.
Why is consensual murder not allowed? Why is suicide illegal?
I'm not even living. I'm not even a part of society. If I have 10 thousand dollars in the bank, why can't I take that to somebody who is willing to put me out with opiates or something and we both benefit?
I don't understand this at all. Everybody plays the moralist and says they care about life but they only do if the people they're "protecting" see death as a relief". And then the only solution is to send me to some hospital or therapists and so that I have to pay them and there's no guarantee that I ever get better. Why can't I just use that money to die?
>inb4 "u can already suicide retart"
Yeah, well that's beside the point.
>>26601701
because it would be abusable and as far as the law is concerned it's not worth even one wrongful death.
>>26601701
>Why is consensual murder not allowed?
Very hard to separate actual consensual murders from just murders.
>Why is suicide illegal?
It's not. Not really.
The ways through which you could do it easily are illegal, but that's mostly from two reasons:
1) Governments have a vested interest in keeping you alive, regardless of whether you want to be or not
and
2) People are stupid. If dangerous shit is legal, they'll kill themselves - except by accident. Or kids will do it, again by accident.
Have you tried? Because I think there are definitely people who would go for ODing you for 10 grand.
>be me
>attend uni
>semirobot, look normal but dont talk to anyone
>there is a party tonight
>i am invited
Should i go? I dont know anyone. I have alcohol tho. Im quite asbo. The party is just 3 blocks away. I want to feel with the "i have fun at parties"- meme
Go, and try to talk to a minimum of 5 people or find who invited you and stay with them all night.
>>26601686
Just go. Bring your alcohol and share it with the people there, don't be cheap. Chat and drink and then chat some more, that is how you get to know people so you won't have to worry about not knowing anyone.
absolutely go, this is one of those fork in the road decisions, if you don't go you will never get invited out again and you will probably continue your robot path. the fact that you got invited to a party so late in the year means normie see potential in you
just go, have 0 expectations, keep it light, just be normal and have a couple beers, try to meet people, talk to some girls, and just keep it basic! Nothing extravagant.
just keep it chill and be cool, you will have a great time
>tfw failed calc 101
>>26601668
Just find the limit as distance between being and yourself approaches zero.
>>26601668
fukken study nigga, just do shit
>>26601773
>try to study
>read notes over and over again
>read notebook over and over again
>watch lectures on youtube over and over again
>6 hours of doing this and still don't understand shit
>tfw you have retarded
>have one chance at life
>be 6'7 tall
Want someone to cut you off at the knees, anon?
>>26601622
Are you in auschwitz mode?
Is this the humblebrag general?
>have one chance at life
>be born very wealthy
>tfw will never find a gf that I am certain loves me for me
>Hey, you, would you mind moving a little to the side? You're standing in the wheelchair space.
>>26601551
yea no worries.
>>26601551
>ayy bby, that's because I'm gonna fuck you so hard that you'll be unable to walk afterwards
"S-sure, y-you too."
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