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>women
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/46j7r7/do_you_ever_fart_and_the_fart_goes_past_your/
if females would post more quality content like this on 4chan then maybe they'd be accepted
female farts are so interesting
holy christ over 1000 upvotes and 400 comments
if this was posted here it would have been saged
Has anyone used the suicide hotline before? What do they do? What am I to expect if I were to call them? Did it help?I need to know because really feeling it
Yeah, once. They don't know your life story or situation though, so it's hard for them to help. It's far better to have a friend you can rely on to get you through those difficult times. If you don't have that, then go to the hospital or crisis center for a day or two.
>>26600343
Look at it this way
If you don't call them, then you can't say you've tried everything to make yourself better.
Give it a shot anon, any foothold you can get on the climb back up is better than rock bottom.
>>26600343
If you want help then you won't kill yourself.
>2016
>white people still exist
why
>>26600281
>2016
>non-whites exist
whyjust fuck off to your native countries
These threads are getting real fucking old.
we're not going to be around for long
our women are flocking to other races and even after stuff like the gang rapes in Cologne they STILL prefer men of other races to us, even if that means taking literal rapists over white men who are just proud of their heritage
the white race is being left for dead by its own women. I think we deserve this though, really this is just karma. I've already decided to do my part and not breed. My daughter would just wind up with a black man or something and my son would probably kill himself when he realizes white men's days are numbered.
Post your ONEITIS and we decide if shes a qt.
Only 3d real women that you are crushed on.
>>26600114
You asked for 3D and posted a 2D.
I'm rlly confused rn
>>26600144
this picture is not realated to the original post.
Chelsey is her name
Why is it hard to tell when Asian girls wear lots of makeup when they actually put pounds of it on their faces? Is it because I'm white myself and live around white people? Can Asian men tell when Asian girls ARE wearing pounds of makeup? I mean, when a white girl is wearing makeup I can usually see it but with Asians it's a whole new level.
>>26600100
doesn't matter because you will never
EVER talk to one or be around one
if you can't get women of your own race
then you have no chance of getting a gook one
>>26600100
Yeah its because you are white, im sure its more obvious to asian guys when an asian woman has a ton of makeup. You can spot all the details easier in someone of your own race
>>26600100
Simple, white, black and arabic girls try to improve their look by overusing makeup, while asian girls just hide their retarded slut faces, that's why. Doing so will not only make you look good, it will also look natural
>born female
>instantly desirable to at least ~50% of males
>to get higher quality men, have to work on appearance and hygiene
>regardless of life choices, still have multiple men pining after you all of your life
>born male
>attractive to nobody
>to increase chances, must become successful, rich, or famous
>once you make it to the top, every woman will want you, but until then you only occasionally get lucky when women are boozed out of their mind, on drugs, or in a messed up state from being dumped
Which life is better? Indefinite loneliness or being desired even if there's no good reason for it?
>be 5/10
>don't give a shit
>some people like you, some don't, but you are never surrounded by false flattery or dumb horny egocentricists
I know I'm just telling myself I'm happy. I'm not. But I wouldn't necessarily prefer it any other way either.
If women are indeed repulsed by any male who is not a 8/10 or up then they probably don't really enjoy sex for the most part.
>>26600222
With ugly men.
How can I help you robots out?
>>26599982
You cant help us Mr.Chad. You can only help yourself by leaving this vortex of depression. You think you'll be doing good job by giving advice but it's impossible for you to relate with our situation.
By fucking off of our board
>>26599982
Penis transplants are now a thing
I have a two inch dick
Just donate to me your pennis for when you of in a couple of years at some party
Hey /r9k/. Rate me. Should I check my white male privilege?
Rat/10
tall white guys can't be robots, you should be swimming in pussy
>>26599992
what's rat? radiant and terrific?
>>26600021
well i don't wanna brag but i'm quite the pussy magnet in world of warcraft
What are you like when you're drunk? Me? I'm a little more talkative but otherwise still a beta male.
>>26599941
I'm the same, except sometimes I also say unfunny things I think are hilarious at the moment.
More talkative and very honest. Can actually be pretty alpha if I'm in the right environment and the other girl is intoxicated.
>>26599941
I am a clown, childishly happy and say a smiley "hi" to strangers often.
>Be me
>Never really fit in as far as I can remember
>Move alot no stable house/school
>Shitty relationship between parents which will obviously eventually end in divorce
>Sister and cousin are both Stacies but are nice to me, probably out of pity
>Never share any problems with anyone
>Never share anything aside from idle conversation with anyone
>Have at most 2 friends at school throughout childhood
>Middle school comes around, this is where everything gets even more terrible
>6&7 grade I hung out with robot-tier kids
>Cousin/sister always saying how innocent/lame I am
>No girls will even look my direction
>8th grade comes around
>Still a autistic faggot
>My cousin is good friends with all the cool kids, says I can hang out with her no problem
>She really does mean it, one of the few good people in my life
>The problem was her friends, as I said before I was a massive faggot
>Never fit in with them, only make 1 friend and I think it's out of pity again
>Her friends bully me when she's not around
>Obviously tell no one
>Especially won't tell her, don't wanna start any problems when everything was fine before I got there
>Girls literally look at me and start giggling and whispering to eachother like some shit out of Mean Girls
>Like all the other years, just play vidya at home, never go out at all
>Finally gtfo of middle school
>Still obv robot
>HS comes around
>Fall for the self-improvement meme
>Start thinking freshman year will be the year I become normal
>Hang out with sister and her senior friends since I had no friends
>Undiagnosed auist so I don't even fucking talk
>Before I know it the years over. Same shit different day
>Sophomore year my sister had graduated and this is where I got really bad
>Hated school so fucking much
>Not cause of work but cause of people
>Just linger around my one friend from middle school
>On my phone all the time don't even look up when walking
Will cont.
>>26599740
Wow what great thread
Cont.
>Skip school to smoke and get on Xbox because people at least talked to me and I was really good at CoD
>Failing every single class
>Don't care
>Miracle I haven't been kicked out yet
>Skip right after 1st period on an almost daily basis
>Tell my one buddy that I'm skipping to go chill with people or some shit
>On days when he's absent at school I would walk around the hallways during lunch
>He was absent alot
>Walking around like that would make me extremely anxious
>Get sweaty and shit
>Back to class- "hehe anon why are you so red hehe"
>Sophomore year passes
>Junior years the same garbage
>17 at this point. Decide enough is enough. Senior year will be the year I become a normie
>Give the self-improvement meme another chance
>Lose weight(wasn't fat in the first place tho)
>Start feeling confident
>I'm extremely behind on credits because of the past 3 years
>Taking underclassmen classes
>Don't care still
>Start talking to more people, meet a few girls
>Feel like I'm finally escaping robotism
>Have a good amount of what I thought were friends
>Smoke with them after school almost daily
>Skip with them
>Girls are now nice to me(proves that girls treat you based on status)
>Still not normie, its more of "knowing he language"
>Still don't go out or anything but idgaf I have school friends at least
>Shits going real good forget about robot-feels, feel confident, no more social anxiety
>Shits the best its ever been
>Some fucking POS assistant principal comes in one day and takes me out of class to search me
>Finds cigarettes no big deal
>Talks to my dramatic as fuck mom
>She withdraws me from the school
>Have it all just tken away from me
Been about 3 months now without a single message from my "friends". I can't initiate now because it is far too late and that ship has sailed. My real problem however is that my robotism is back. I'm again nervous around others, depressed, wasting my life etc. For the past 3 months I've done nothing but play vidya at home
Cont.
My mother has been getting progressively more tired of my shit. Now everything she tells me is with attitude. Constantly tells me how I'm wasting my life. Constantly tells me I'm obsessed with vidya and have no life. Every time she talks about me to other people you can hear the disappointment and she quickly changes topics. Literally smoke 3-4 times a day to not think about my problems. Days I can't smoke I cry myself to sleep. Cousin still at school-doesnt talk to me.
My sister(also only friend) is now gone because she has a life and I won't see her for almost a year
Went from the best point in my life to the lowest within a day.
Prob won't get replies or no one cares understandably but I can't talk to anyone irl
When did you Robots realize you're here forever?
Uncle anon, can you drive me to cheerleading practice?
>>26599729
As an uncle, the whole loli thing wouldn't work for me. If she wasn't related to me, though...
>>26599729
wrong board m8
>>26599729
"I'll drive you to incest practice more lykk it" ;/\)))
"I'm so depraved LOL"
>be american
>get shot by high speed bullet
>>26599689
>be european
>get around by high speed train
>be nonfreedom country
>die cause no guns
>>26599689
>be European
>get cucked by Islam
Thanks Trump!
>tfw no yuno gf
why live
Why Live?
WHY LIVE ??
W H Y L I V E ? ? ?
>>26599674
>a girl will never love you so much that shebecomes god to go back in time to save your life, killing everyone in the process
why live?
>>26599674
>>26599738
they exist
and aren't common
probably very rare or damn near non existent
The reason being most of them are lying hags who couldn't commit to anything or anyone
>>26599738
>a girl will never love you so much thateven after her memory was completely erased she cannot forget about you and still loves you, even through dimensions and alternative universes
this is a feel i will never stop feeling
Do you guys just keep refreshing the catalog until something good pops up
>>26599668
Yes, it would appear you've deceived me with this thread.
>>26599696
Post relative stuff then anon
Before is cuter.
And yes I think we all do that.
>tfw payed a homeless girl for a handjob for 6 euro
anyone else know this feel doe?
was she qt
roblox
>>26600057
no ugly as fuck but i needed a release. i recommend it desu
