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Would you lose your virginity to a furry?
No, I may be a good for nothing virgin NEET, but even I have standards
N-no. How does one even meet a furry without vomiting? Please anon.
I've fapped to furry porn so I'd guess I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't. I don't know what the average furry is like.
>Are you sexually active?
What do you do in this situation?
wait you mean with another entity? like a human?
No but I can be right now if you bend over.
I fuck my hand three times a day.
LETS CRUSH SOME PUSSY M80s
YEAH LETS CRUSH SOME PUSSY
GONNA STICK MY BOY PP IN THE GIRL PP
COME ON LETS CRUSH SOME PUSSY YEAH
GO
>>26603333
GET GET GET GET
QUADS CONFIRM IT MY MAN
LETS CRUSH SOME PUSSY YEAH
WOMEN ARE SEX OBJECTS YEAH
A WOMAN IS ONLY WORTH THE VALUE OF HER VAGINA
GO
WOMEN MUST BE ELIMINATED
>tfw she is online but not talking to you
who else /fridaynightfeels/ here?
I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her.
>>26603270
>I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her I miss her.
Tell us a bit about her. What is she like?
>tfw you had to stop talking to your oneitis because it was too painful
>tfw she was never going to like you as more than a friend
I'm better off this way. I do wonder what she's up to sometimes.
>>26603328
Surprisingly well read and educated.
An 11/10 to me, though some wouldn't think of it.
The person that seems to tick all my boxes over and over again.
I felt like I was dead and my heart had grown insensitive and then she chatted to me, we exchanged skypes and she just slammed herself full force into my every thought.
I wish I had never met her. Being lonely didn't hurt that much a few months ago.
TRUMP WILL HAVE AN ACCIDENT
>>26603238
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahbahahaha
Nice, very nice OP. Will be paying attention.
>>26603238
Don't you dare hurt God Emperor Trump you ultra cuck commie son of a bith
>get message from dad
>ask when my gradutation is this spring so he can get hotel room in my city for that date
>i dropped out a couple of years ago
>my mother finally found out that I've been lying about going to university for the past two years yesterday
>didn't even say anything, just ran out of the room crying when the realization dawned on her
>>26603113
OP! You got some splaynin to do!
what did you think was going to happen you fucking moron
It has little cartoon aliens in it :)
Are you rich now?
why did you bother censoring your first name?
Why are you hiding your name? Your book is advertised online. Anyways, good job OP.
Hey wagecucks enjoy your two days of freedom before you have to go back to slaving away so Mr. Shekelstein can buy his new diamond plated yacht. Enjoy your glimpse into the glorious NEET life. Shame it's not forever.
>>26602955
You didn't try hard enough for this one.
>>26602955
Thisis what wagecucks must deal with every week.
How do you guys get neetbux without having children?
-Estee Edit Metalishadow Scarlet Eclipse cream as liner, and foil glitter all over lid.
-Urban Decay Naked 2 palette, Primal and Undone in crease and outer V.
-Estee Edit The EDGIest Kohl Shadowstick in Black Viper on waterline.
-Benefit They're Real Mascara
-Kat Von D Tattoo Liner in Trooper to draw on some bottom lashes.
>>26602802
>TFW I HAVE THE SAME HAIR AND MAKEUP AS HER BUT ILL NEVER HAVE THOSE FUCKING GENETICS
Why is there a makeup thread in my r9k on a friday evening?
>>26602802
Ugh I wish I could afford expensive palettes to play around with. I've been so lazy with my appearance lately.
How close are you to the ideal penis size?
can someone post the real one
haven't measured since I was a teen but somewhere in the enjoyable and satisfying range
>>26602801
I'm just about in the enjoyable category, oh well fuck it not like I'm getting laid any time soon
and if I manage to get to that stage I really don't give a shit if my dick is good enough to get her off
What countries are popular with dark hair, pale skin and light eyes? I need to know..
>>26602664
possibly german
>>26602664
somalia
this is not unoriginal
>>26602664
Based Latvia
Why don't you occupy an abandoned dwelling and turn it into your own NEET crib?
black mold
I'm puggler the punk rock juggler who lives off his seed
>>26602606
no electricity, running water or heating
>come its this time again! what are you waiting for? get in!
Those tanlines are gross
stop making me hate life
>>26602503
Hold on, I need to start up the shrink ray first.
>Hey bratan! We are going out to look for more faggots to bash! Davai!
What do you do?
is everybody holding a metaphorical dildo?
slavs have got the right idea, why aren't we dealing with our homosexuals like this?
>>26602496
Is that beaten Alex Ich?
>If I wasn't single and had a girlfriend
Top kek
>if my girlfriend showed signs of a natural biological function I would pamper her for no reason at all
He's just asking to get cucked.
>>26602610
poor, deluded robot
Chads give lip-service to women to get easy social capital. Robots grovel to them for scraps of attention, and can't understand the difference between the two
>>26602371
People poop themselves who cares.
Being grossed out is as silly as this gaylord taking her to the salon and nuking the sheets from orbit.
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