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Anon, it's Friday, don't tell me your staying home. Gotta go out to be out anon
>>26605338
but i have no friend.
>>26605790
same, GTFO normie op
>>26605338
i'm home but i start work at 5.30 am tomorrow, was out for works night out saturday night for the first time in a while, maybe i will try and force myself out tomorrow.
Reminder. All the good girls met their first love back in highschool, exchanged their virginities, and are married to live happily ever after. Any girl that's still single has ridden the cock carousel round and round and will never be able to function in a monogamous relationship.
>good girls
>implying
>>26605321
It's not like we're any better. Any robot on this board who claims otherwise is deluding themselves.
classic good grill behavior
Who else /autism watch/ here
>>26605300
hey, i have that watch, it's awesome for running and swimming, i wear it almost everywhere
That watch brings back good memories anon.
>>26605300
Are g shocks autistic?
Who /hates warmer seasons/ here?
It's 60F where I live right now. Yesterday it was cold as shit and there was still snow on the ground. Five months until fall arrives.
One of the few things I like about spring and summer is that the ice melts and I can enjoy a nice night cruise.
>family cranks heat to 75
>im dying
>turn fan on
>open window
>uh anon it's cold outside why is the fan on?
Stupid fucking roaches. 38-50 degrees is the ideal outdoor temp.
>>26605345
I hope you're talking about celcius because everyone knows that 70F is literally vacation spot weather.
I would hate to live in a hot country. But in Ireland we get a week of real heat a year. So it's something of a nice novelty when it comes along. Normies love it of course.
ITT: Normie Pepes
tfw haha
>>26605203
>Implying le robot frog wasn't a normie meme from the very beginning
Unfunny shit to the end
>>26605241
it was made in the unknown forum communities before we found it, if anyone's to blame for pepe becoming mainstream, it's us here on 4chan for posting the shit out of him
When you pass a cetian degree of freakness, normies start loving you. Whats the psychological explanation of this?
>>26605197
when you're completely non threatening, or pose no competition
they also lose any respect for you though
>>26605197
Status. They don't actually love this little girl. It's on social media. What they want is to look like a hero in front of other people so they get praise and status.
That woman, if she was alone with the girl in that pic and knew nobody would ever see or hear of their interaction would treat her like a deformed monster.
Thats bullshit you daft fuck.
People are kind on social media to make themselves look good.
They, like everyone else, dont give a shit, unless it directly affects them.
ITT Share OC poetry
>I am a poo poo man
>I live in poo poo land
>I drive a poo poo van
>'cause I'm a poo poo man
>I'm in a poo poo house
>I want a poo poo spouse
>I have a pet poo mouse
>Here in this poo poo house
>I have these poo poo feels
>while eating poo poo meals
>these feels they will not heal
>These poo poo feels are real
soy un perdedor
im a loser baby
so why dont you kill me
>>26605161
Poo on loo, pajeet.
>>26605161
Ok i've made one just now...
>I am a pee pee man
>I live in pee pee land
>I drive a pee pee van
>'cause I'm a pee pee man
>I'm in a pee pee house
>I want a pee pee spouse
>I have a pet pee mouse
>Here in this pee pee house
>I have these pee pee feels
>while eating pee pee meals
>these feels they will not heal
>These pee pee feels are real
who /tried so hard to not be themselves and now they have no clue who the fuck they are or what they stand for anymore/ here
i can't be the only one
>>26605155
>tried so hard to not be themselves
lol, y u do it?
>>26605155
Finally, another person with the same struggle.
*who tries to be themselves...
You made a typo lol
Um...I guess I know who I am but like I can't be the person I want to be. You know?
Like I want to be a good girl and all but I just can't stop partyiiiiiiin and fuckin lol. But I'll stop soon I promise!!
There is a new drug that can dramatically increase the size and girth of your penis.
However, it has a major side effect, gynaecomastia.
Meaning that for every inch you add you effectively go up a cup size.
How much (if any) would you take?
Whatever the healthy dosage prescribed by my doctor is of course.
DD cups
10 inch dick
then i take female hormones and become a living futa
What's the downside though?
>girl is nice to you
>instantly fall in love with her
>picture your life together
>never tell her how you feel
>wait for her to slowly leave your life forever
Why is life so painful?
>>26604569
>girl is nice to you
>instantly fall in love with her
>picture your life together
>realize you literally just met her
>she's probably just doing her job
>never see her again
>>26604569
What is the sauce for this?
>>26604569
>girl is nice to you
>make out with her
>says she's queer and doesn't date boys
>tell her you don't want to talk to her ever again
>she is sad and says you ruined a good friendship
>tell her that i didn't want to be like the pathetic beta orbiters that surround her
>explain why her sad looking dude friends are pathetic and they don't have the balls like i do to tell her to fuck off
>block her number
damn it feels good to be a gangster
a real redpilled ass nigga never takes none
>mfw he isn't voting for Bernie this November
Explain yourselves right now.
no
understanding
of
economics
he will most likely not be nominated. that is why
>registered to a party other than democratic or republican
throwing away my vote
why would he do that?
why is life so hard?
Life isn't hard dude like just walk up to a girl and say hi it's easy man c'mon
>>26604502
I envy those whose biggest problems are relationship related.
The laws of physics compel it to be so, my fellow sufferer.
How many likes/comments do your Facebook posts get on average?
I get an average of about 5 likes and 3 comments. Sometimes I'll post a real banger and get upwards of 12 likes.
>having a facebook
inb4 >responding to shit bait
i saged you my nigga
0-1 usually. But I actually post interesting shit and not selfies and food so I expect a turnout like that
>>26604458
~80-200
dae look up successful people online with the same last name as you in order to better pretend you are inherently a well liked and valued person?
fucking talk to me faggots im crying inside
I do this occasionally where I just look up my last name on Google
>inb4 ancestry.com subscription desu
All of the top hits for my last name on google are for the same gay quarterback
At one point in your life you will have no family members left and you will be alone. Your grandfather will die, grandmother will die, your father will die, your mother will die and your brothers and sisters. You will be completely alone in this world with no one to rely on . With each day we are reaching this point. Today I lost 1 of them. Love and respect your family because they are the only real people who will love you no matter what...
i have a twin brother, im close with all my family but would literally rather all 4 other siblings die than him.
>>26604376
trust me anon, they will outlive YOU
>>26604376
I have no grandparents and my current course of actions is waiting until my parents die before I blow my fucking brains out, assuming something doesn't push me over the edge or I don't fuck up so bad they stop caring about me.
