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How do I fake myself to give the impression of being confident?
Pic somewhat related
Get dubs and move on
>>26601526
You cant. You might think you can fake it but consider that it looks completely shallow to others.
>>26601586
I'm asking because a chad told me the main trick about being attractive is giving the impression of confidence, and it doesnt if you really have it or not in reality. And actually I know several normie guys who have a lot of complexes but still manage to get gfs
Post what you're drinking anons.
Pic related, custom cup I made and ordered when I was a kid. I got some regular Lipton tea with some sugar.
>>26601503
Looks more like instant coffee than tea to me.
>sugar
>tea
are u 12 u fking gayass homo? i drink coffee with milk because thats what real men do faggot
>>26601523
Why do you say that?
ya got me hooked.
Would any NEETs volunteer their services as a live-in maid/housegirl for a rich businesswoman?
Your role would include doing chores, serving food and drinks and entertainment.
You would be required to dress up in a cute outfit and must remain in character when around madam or her friends.
>>26601452
that's basically the way I want to be for my bf
>implying
but it's no good because I'm a gril not a qt trap
I'd probably do it but i'm too much of a faggot
Where do I apply senpai, and how much do I get paid
What have you all eaten for breakfast today?
2 leek, ham and chicken pies, 3 cups of grapefruit juice and 1 cup of green tea
2 bananas. bowl of oats
I haven't eaten today.
Should I send my ex a text message? We broke up 10 months ago.
No, you should not.
A dick pic is fine though.
>>26601120
shes busy cleaning up her vagina from anons sperm right now so now maybe try later?
Wait until the day that was supposed to be your anniversary and get drunk before texting her.
ITT: Obscure things that worry you
>tfw by 2030 and onwards it will probably be absolutely impossible to murder someone and get away with it
>>26601010
You are very edgy man!
>>26601010
In 2030 most of the earth will be a uninhabited radioactive wastes
>>implying there won't be WWIII by that time
Why don't you get a hobby?
It might take your mind off of how shitty life is.
>>26600969
Don't listen to this advice
It doesn't help. You'll still be just as miserable
>>26600991
I'm not giving advice, I'm just asking a question. Why? It didn't work for you?
>>26600969
>play games all day
>life only gets shittier
Sound advice
>there are people on this board right now that don't finish masturbating on their bed sheets
What's your excuse for not wrapping yourself in a crusty cacoon of your dead seed every night?
man, boys are gross
That's pretty unclean. You should flush it down the toilet, man. Or at least have a disposable jack rag.
>>26600957
I just let it fly onto the floor then clean my carpet once a week
Enjoy your weekend, NEET's. You finally get a couple days to yourself to unwind and to experience the simple pleasures in li- but wait, you do that every single day don't you? You're endlessly consuming and relaxing and never lifting a finger, all your fun activities are having the soul drained from them as you repeat this process day after day.
Poor thing, you're probably getting angrier at your video games when things don't go your way as their your only measure of your worth right now. And all those animes must be getting a bit dull after all these months, right NEET?
Just have a lie down instead, you're probably still sleepy from your 10 hour mid afternoon nap.
Poor Wagie, it must be frustrating having to keep doing the same old shitty work for your jew boss day after day. When things don't go your way you just remind yourself of all the money you make but are too tired and stressed to use, and you think that makes you better than us. You must be ready to burn out from the stress any day now.
Enjoy sleeping away half your weekend and then spending the rest of it doing things that you couldn't do during the week
ITT: Russians trying to break american industrial morale.
Or globalists trying to get you to give up your taxes youve paid into welfare by demanding 'leeches' are removed, leaving you out of luck when you're too old to work and the net (you paid for) was removed because 'leeches'.
More weapon money!
>>26600861
Coming from someone who's been in both positions, being NEET is less soul crushing.
Daily reminder that faggots, queers, Nancy boys and Marys are literal destroying this country.
They undermine traditional marriage and defile our streets. They take off their clothing in public. These so called men go into public bathrooms of high schools to recruit your children. Then they gain control of academia and the working class Democrat Party. These queers destroy all male spaces by making everything masculine seem like it's for weiners. Now the military is full of them and they are already gaining control of the churches now the principle religious doctrine in America is to bow down and kiss fag ass. This country is a disgrace.
It used to be in this country that men would join the army after high school and be one real men not Marys. They would serve this great country for 4 years and learn self respect. They would then marry and get an honorable career and their wife would be a virgin not a whore or a fag. They would work a job and raise a righteous family and have kids they raised to be straight and a Christian not a fag or liberal and their child would repeat the ways of their parents.
Now it's gone the fags have ruined this nation. You need to stand up if you see two Marys kissing you tell them "hey this is the greatest nation ever and I'm tired of seeing queers."
Ignoring the fag problem won't make it go away and we need stop being scared that's how we need to save this nation
>>26600719
Traps are life.
That picture is just proof of State Street being trash.
>>26600719
You join the army spergmode?
If Donald Trump wins can we take America back from the thugs and chads?
He's gonna make marijuana illegal. Abortion illegal. Divorce illegal. Porn illegal. Gambling illegal. No more immigration. No more welfare. No more vaccines. No more fluoride. No more drugs. No more "separation of church and state". The death penalty will be used a lot more. The chads and "pick up artists" are going to suffer.
>Porn illegal
>Porn
>illegal
>>26600717
>vaccines illegal
The way he just slipped it in there... 8/8
Isn't Trump kind of a Chad himself?
Why do men say women are boring when they're the real boring ones?
>don't want to travel
>don't like doing random shit for fun
>just want to watch tv all day
>they never act excited about anything because they think it's uncool
Women might not be as smart but they are a lot more fun
>>26600687
>don't want to travel
If i had the money i would
>don't like doing random shit for fun
what are you talking about, that's not even remotely true
>just want to watch tv all day
i don't have a tv it's been 6 years now
>they never act excited about anything because they think it's uncool
Not true, i'm excited when i see things that i like.Shut your fucking whore mouth
>>26600687
I demand you post more cute images
>>26600687
>don't want to travel
>don't like doing random shit for fun
Girls want to do all that shit.
ON THE GUYS WALLET.
Of course no guy wants to blow his entire pocket. Are you that stupid?
>15, ask out girl from school
>rejected
>15, ask out cute half-asian girl I still can't get over
>agreed then later rejected by text
>16, ask out girl from school
>rejected
>19, ask out fat, I-just-got-out-of-an-abusive-relationship, girl in art class my mum dragged me too
>rejected
>20, ask out fat, ugly, slut who's mentally messed up and self harms a lot
>accepts but later cancels and ignores me
>20, ask out autistic, ugly, chubby, girl who has to sit on the floor otherwise she throws a fit
>rejected
>20, ask out severely mentally and physically retarded girl who's part of a handicapped group I volunteer with
>rejected
That's my life, how about you?
>>26600592
2D women > 3D women desu
>never approached any girl in any way
>had 2 girlfriends
>women often show interest in me
[Spoiler]>tfw no gf because too beta to ever make a move[/Spoiler]
>15, ask out girl from school
>we fucked 3 months later
>get bored and dump her
>16, ask out girl from school
>we fuck a month later
>get bored and dump her
>17, ask girl to fuck
>we do
>19
>lose all interest in women and want nothing more to do with their illogical ways, turn to 2D
>masturbate to 2D at least 7 times a day now
You guys are missing out on literally nothing. Stick to 2D
Boys that grow up with sisters in the household are basically feminized at a young age subconsciously.
Boys that are single children or have only brothers end up being a lot more macho and masculine. This is what is desirable for girls.
So blame your parents for not aborting your sister. You would be a lot more successful in life if it weren't for her.
Source? It sounds like an interesting topic of discussion but it needs some kind of basis
>ytfw grew up with an emotionally unstable sister and mother that went through at least 5 different long term boyfriends before i turned 18
>tfw never had a strong, consistent masculine influence in my life
>tfw who i am is the product of emotionally unstable women
>tfw no gf
Hmm, I had an older sister. Some Chad-y people I know had older sisters.
The bigger problem is being raised by a single mother.
Was he a pedophile?
He was a virgin.
If you're ugly does that automatically make you a pedophile? Bodybuilding.com seems to think so.
He was a God amongst men.
