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>tfw finally asked grill to be my gf
>tfw she opens and takes a little while to reply
>think it's nothing
>20 mins later no reply
>she's posting on Instagram and is on fb but still no reply
>tfw it's been a few hours and still no reply
What do?
she read it, didn't know how to let you down lightly so she's putting it off til she figures out how to reject you while maintaining social integrity
>>26593977
Putting down orbiters is really stressful
If you go too far they'll get depressed and need reassuring, and if you don't go far enough they get hope for sex someday
It's a weird balancing thing
>>26593977
This. Let it go op, try to respond with grace when she answers. Do nothing until then.
>TFW YOU CAT-FISHED TOO HARD AND NOW YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP
Explain the situation and maybe we can come up with a semi-solution.
>>26593860
and in the eeeend, it doesn't even maaatteeeerrrr
and you're trying to keep?
who are bigger normies - people who know their way around light drugs or people who have had sex?
>>26593834
Surprising fact: Probably 50% or higher of the lurkers here have sex regularly and know their way around light drugs.
who /weed, acid, mushrooms/ here?
>>26593834
people who have had sex
you don't need to be a tolerable human being to purchase drugs
>>26593834
equally normie to me, op
they both require some basic level of social function that i personally have never had
been around people who have had these skills and still wonder how the fuck it all works
What does /r9k/ think about libertarianism?
stop making these shitty threads please
>>26593766
Its a good subject for >>>/pol/
>>26593766
It's the patrician's choice of ideology unless you're a stupid statist or collectivist.
My fleshlight just came in the mail.
Is my life over?
>>26593720
boomp de poomp
>>26593720
Of course not, if anything a fleshlight makes your life better because for one thing they are way better than fapping and on top of that I think I would have gone insane by now if not for them
Also in the past month Ive had an explosion in my social life and I've been using fleshlights since sumer 2013 so again your fleshlight and the rest of your life dont really impact eachother beyond a mild boost to your sanity
it's just begun
wait
>fleshlight
>not an onahole
kill yourself
Don't you just hate that alarm sound in the morning, wagekek?BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>26593697
Yes.
Thank fucking god my work starts at 2 pm now. I can actually wake up naturally.
>>26593697
Still better than eating ramen every day
>>26593697
>wagecucks will be filling papers or waiting tables
>meanwhile I'll be reading philosophy from the comfort of my chair
I can't imagine what's it like to be that cucked
Who /smelly girl/ here?
if you smell like sweat or pussy pls sit on my face
>>26593656
It's mostly my feet that smell
>>26593645
There's plenty of guys with a fetish for that on this board, so I don't think that's a problem
Wow, being a woman sure looks like hard work
>>26593628
>all those numbers
My phone has literally never looked like this. Do girls really get so many notifications that it just becomes tiresome to go through them all?
Fuck off anon, it is. Just take a look at these;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i71ucapje7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/23/sports/la-sp-sn-lolo-jones-20120523
>>26593681
Yah I've had this before it's just frustrating looking back since I get 1 a day now or something
If you were dating a girl who could not endure sex - meaning that it's physically possible but painful and unpleasant to her - would you be ok with dating her without sex or just make her do it anyway?
Sexless relationship would be perfect desu.
>>26593625
I'm not sexually oriented so it would be perfect for me.
>>26593625
Make her do it anyways. Show your dominance.
How can you mend this broken man?
>>26593569
that's how I used to dream about a real girl
now I don't care about girls anymore
I don't see anything broken about picking best girl.
>Rei
That isn't "broken" at all
How's that book/game/short film/album/cartoon/graphic novel/poem going?
well
i've been thinking about it
Album's coming along, going to release a single in the next couple of weeks and we have a show in April
My stage play is on its 3rd draft, and I'm currently preparing notes for my 4th draft
It's easy. I write really fast but I know it's good. The music is even easier, I have tons of lyrics written and I just wait for the rest of the band to come up with something I can make the lyrics work with
Art's so fucking stupid and easy, anyone can do this shit
I even started making cover art. Drawing is easy too
>>26593585
I'm so fucking jealous of you, you literally have no idea.
I'm the kind of person who wants to be an artist but lacks the skill or talent to make my ideas become real. In other words, a worthless failure.
What happened last October?
some angry mixed kid shot up a school after posting on r9k
>>26593475
P
E
P
happened
I'm so glad the board is slower now
I've seen threads last for a couple days
Can we have a rule that states no one is allowed to post pictures of white women here anymore? Real sick of seeing them get posted and these coons slobbering all over them. White women don't even look good anyway:
>long beaklike noses
>either have long angular horsefaces(liv tyler) or fat pudgy faces(jennifer lawrence)
>pasty pink skin the color of raw pork
>no bodies at all, if lucky they MAY have nice legs but that's it
>stringy flat hair that resembles animal fur
>horrible personalities, immensely vapid, shallow, and downright naive/stupid
Honestly, you'd have to have real shit taste to actually want white women.
>tfw you see a black man with a white woman and always wonder what went wrong
>tfw you feel sorry for the guy
I agree, this board should be asian, black, and latinas only
white girls are stacies, therefore they shouldn't be posted here
fuck these cracker whores
I'm pretty tired rn but browsing 4chan. I heard a blood curdling scream twice that isn't real. Is it cus I'm really tired rn?
>>26593421
You may want to lock your doors.
And keep us updated on the screams.
>tfw layed down to go to sleep
>mfw i got up because i started being paranoid
>>26593421
as long as they're female screams, everything is ok.
Tonight I was suddenly Ambushed with a completely unexpected conversation. My mom asked me if I am depressed and thinks I should see someone for it and to help me deal with my ASD. Then she stated talking about how I really need to clean up my room and asking what I think might help me be able to clean it and keep it clean. Then she talked about what my long term goals are and what I plan to do for a career. Se also talked about my lack of friends and how I don't go out with anyone.
All I wanted was food.... Not this difficult conversation.
Your mother has demonstrated that she cares about you and that she worries about your health and lifestyle. You should do as she suggested and see a therapist, they were extremely helpful to me. You should also clean your room.
>>26593442
OP, don't listen to this guy. Therapy is a waste of time. You should clean your room though.
>>26593412
Your mother has demonstrated that she cares about you. Thats more than my mother has ever done. I literally had to get them to take me to a therapist so they wouldn't kick me out. 3 years later, my family hasn't so much as google'd my mental illnesses. They wanted to throw me onto the street instead of helping me.
Just go with it, therapy is okay if you can afford it.
