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Would you rather have a free pass(nobody knows you did it, you'll suffer no consequences) to kill any six people you know or fifty complete strangers of your choosing?
>>26590149
I don't think I could kill anyone. It would weigh too heavy on my conscience.
There are people I wish I could make forget me. These are people who like me but I don't particularly care for.
>>26590149
scumbags I know/knew for sure.
>>26590149
I'm not saying I'd ever kill someone but I could imagine the fifty strangers being way more satisfying.
Hey guys, wore some running tights to the mall and a girl came up and gave me her number.
Greentext of the whole story coming soon.
So here we go
>be me, 26
>at an outdoor sports convention with the company I work for
>going to be racing kids up a rock climbing wall all day
>get to the hotel two days early because they wanted me to supervise the rigging for the wall
>nice and relaxed first day
>go out to eat on company card, do a little sight seeing
>wake up the next day
>start to go through clothes
>realize I literally forgot to pack everything legwear related
>decide I'll go to the local mall or something and buy a couple pairs of pants
>go to convention center
>"supervising" wall rig
>mostly eating the free food from the convention center lounge and shitposting on 4chan
>climb up on the back of wall for final check
>guy trips and knocks me off the wall
>back of pants catch on a rod
>tears all the way through my pants
>pants now destroyed
>luckily they set up a net for the workers so I'm not hurt
>"oh sorry man"
>fuck off
>go back to hotel
>think about what I should do
>i did pack running tights to wear under some shorts when climbing
>go to the mall in tights
>go to dicks
>obviously gay guy comes and asks if I need help
>fuck it's the tights
>try to talk in a deeper voice than normal and be as chad like as possible
>"Nah man, just gotta find some shorts!"
>he leaves
>girl comes up
>maybe 21-22 cute as fuck
>start to get nervous because the last time I had sex I was 17 and I can't talk to girls
>she follows me around and recommends all these different pairs of shorts
>gets really close to me
>brushes up on me occasionally
>take my picks of what she likes
>she writes her number down and gives it to me
>kind of flirty/skip/walks off
>buy the shorts
>next day
>first day at the convention
>she's there
>race her up the wall
>win, obviously
>she does this thing where she strokes my forearm a few times when we're talking
>text her
>we're getting dinner tomorrow
Probably gonna fuck it up, but I guess she likes men in tights.
You're gonna fuck it up lmao.
Good luck though I guess.
>>26590352
>scroll to the bottom
>no dinosaurs
you almost wasted my time there m80
>you come from work and see your daughter and wife doing this
what would be your reaction?
>>26589955
quadruple homicide and kill myself
>>26589955
Quickly make my way to the shed, with much excitement!
Whip out my gun and kill them all.
>STOP STARING ANON I WEAR THESE FOR COMFORT
what do?
>>26589930
pull them down, slap her ass, and say "it's just a prank bro!"
>>26589930
Take off my clothes and start jacking it for maximum comf.
>>26589930
Who's comfort?
>unxip dick
>stare sultrily
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female.
It's gonna be a long night.
>>26589909
>>had prolonged eye-contact with a girl
>dancing with girl at works party
>both pissed
>look into each others eyes
>like ten solid seconds
>i take a swig of my pint
>carry on dancing
i'm out bots buts that's the closest i ever came, dont make the same mistake
khhv wagekuk here,just smoking some weed and listening to vaporwave and imagining the lonely life I will lead for the rest of my days. the worst has yet to come but I still want to make the best of it.
don't stop posting man,I love these these threads.
There's this girl in my class handing me love notes and shit
what the fuck do I do
>>26589634
deck her in the face for being an insolent whore.
you need to show that YOU approach HER, and it's not the other way around
>>26589703
I want a gf, not a jail sentence
>>26589634
Act like an alpha and tell her she's only a 6/10 and you don't want to pass on your superior genes to her
Would you do these girls?
I really wanna fuck the jewess.
>>26589590
Id fuck a tree with a hole
Shouldn't come here for this.
>>26589590
Both of them are Jews.
>>26589590
Abbi is like exactly my type only she's missing glasses. It's crazy. I don't wanna google her in fear of finding out my waifu has a husband.
have you ever had a call with a grill? how was it?
>Ok
>Ok
>Ok
>Ok
>Ok
>Love you too, mom
>anon, why don't you talk?
>are you shy or something
>speak
Worst cringey moment of my life. Long pauses, couldn't think of anything to say. She finally hung up randomly. Never again
4>3>1>2
is there a single person in whole wide world that thinks different?
>>26589346
yeah you're wrong faggot, it's 4>1>3>2
>>26589377
we can all agree it's 4 in the first and 1 in the last place, right?
1 4 2 3 my man
Wish the robot hadn't come back
What is the biological reason for weird sexual fetishes like feet, armpit, piss, poop, anime, and animals?
Why would we evolve to like anything but tits, ass, face, and vagina?
Cause there are so many degenerates
>>26589337
Thisis actually a pretty good question
As I understand it, fetishism has got little to do with evolution. More often, your first experience of arousal is associated with something it shouldn't be. I have a stomach fetish, not really sure how that happened.
Stop blaming women for your loneliness.
>>26589303
you're right, we should be blaming the Jews for promoting feminism and making women what they are today.
Preach, OP. 14/88
>>26589303
but i dont watch trap porn
>>26589303
*does whore nig walk*
*dons latex fetish wear equivalent in public*
>YOU'RE JUST VIRGINS LMAO XDDDDD
Vandana where you at?
OG Bampu des
Le bump un autre temps
Bampu Bampu ride the Bampu Bampu ball z
What are your dreams in life?
>>26589260
Buy a shotgun on my 20th birthday and stop the suffering
I almost never have dreams but whenever I have one it's about killing myself in various ways
>Shooting myself
>OD on painkillers
>Driving into oncoming traffic
>Hanging myself
>ect
Can't say they are bad dreqms tho
Be able to afford university, get a decent paying job once i graduate, fund muh hobbies.
stuck in community college right now.
Pretty girls make me nervous.
How do I stop this?
>>26589124
Is she just really skinny or why does her head look really large compared to the rest of her body?
I hope that's not your idea of a pretty girl
>pretty girls
>posts tranny
The hands don't lie anon
I hate being a fucking immigrant. I came to America against my will when I was little. My stupid parents didn't know anything about the culture and couldn't guide me properly in any way. I wish Trump had been president back then to kick my retard asshole parents back to where they came from.
Now I don't fit in anywhere, even if I go back to my home country I would be just as bad off if not worse. I HATE LIFE.
your life is what you make of it despite your circumstances.
>>26589078
Solution? Kill yourself.
Of course this comment is original.
Fucking kill yourself faggot.
My dad did the same shit and now he's making at least 50k a year.
I got two jobs with DACA and they never checked when it expired the first time so i'm fucking good. Making 25k a year right now. Working my way up.
We live together with my gf and sister since we left my stupid cunt mother. So we have a lot of extra money.
OP you need to fuck off and die if youre not even going to try and keep crying like a little bitch.
Even my dumbass sister got a nice job and she's even manager now.
We literally, fucking can do anything. But you're here crying about not fitting in, lmao.
Useless ass beaner.
