when did you realize redpill leads to madness eventually? no mind can stay completely sane after realizing we're just selfish animals and those most selfish are the ones who always win
ignorance is a bliss
>>26589018
Why do you think I play vidya all day.
>tfw my milk slave needs to be milked but I want her tits to grow larger
>>26589108
what game is that? fuck
>>26589018
Project much op?
>tfw no japanese gf to make me feel happy
One day anon. Keep hope alive. Maybe go on Interpals to try to find a qt jp girl.
>>26589148
I did that and found a qt jp girl, but I don't have any fucking money to visit her.
>>26589326
Sounds like a good motivation to make/save some money
>tfw dad brought pizza home
>he bought two costco whole pizza
>uncle and his friend came
>hide in my room
>they probably ate all the pizza
>>26588951
Let them have their shit 'za and get some jets or marcos
I'll buy you a pizza OPnot really
>>26589037
>>26589065
>mom told me there is pizza downstairs
I don't wanna go down and talk to my uncle and his friend.
Does anybody else like a little meat on their women?
What you mean like dicks?
Wtf op I'm not gay like you
yes, meat is good
>>26588854
Quit projecting faggot
We mean THICK girls. Can you handle this?
I'll start.
>pic related
Worst song was "no type". Worst beat, lyrics are shit and seem 100% random, obvious it took 0 effort to "create" the "song".
>>26588758
Fetty Wap's voice drives me up the wall and I can't quite place the reason.
>>26588758
This is a no-flex zone.
>>26588812
M8 I'm Kekcity over here man too funny
>>26588801
I kinda find it appealing but he's a radio DJ so it gets old fast. I don't like his music tho.
>mom kicks you out
>>26588614
>tfw it could happen at ANY TIME
I don't know how to be homeless. I have a bunch of hobo guides open but I never read them
>mom would never kick you out but reminds you every single day how much of a disappointment you are
I can't tell whats worse.
My mother kicked me out at 22 and payed for my own apartment, I work part time stacking cans
I'm still a fucking loser except I can be naked almost all day
>tfw veins are large and stick out like im high on coke
being vascular is a chad trait
go
>>26588597
Oh hey friend.
Same thing.
Doesnt bother me unless I can feel the bones in my hand rubbing my veins then I squirm
I like how you avoid the veins when you cut yourself, you fucking pussy faggot.
Do any robots fucking get this shit? Why is it so much harder to understand than calculus?
>Be socially autistic.
>not actually autistic so really shitty at math.
>just
Best of both worlds op.
>>26588532
>mfw I find Linear Algebra easy but Calculus hard
What? It's easy as fuck. I didn't even go to a majority of my freshman Linear Algebra course. I basically could figure it all out by reading the book. My senior level proof baed Linear Algebra course was pretty hard though. Still got an A.
Maybe you should change majors OP.
Famous robots
Delusional niggers aren't robots
>>26588404
only normies hate kanye
>>26588425
Like robots hated bieber...
Does it finally come full circle?
>visiting client with my boss today
>he does most of the talking
>he leaves the room to take a phonecall
>client starts smalltalk
>"joining your dad for work today huh"
>no, we're not related
"oh... intern then?"
>mfw I'm a proper fucking employee but this guy thought I was 16 at best
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
MANLET,...
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>>26588350
>visiting client with my boss today
wagecucks. when will they learn?
>>26588350
Lose as much weight as possible.
note: I'm 24
What are some robot vidya?
HoI3. Only autist European males play it.
>>26588291
postal 2
>>26588291
Starcraft 2 during WoL
I had a good couple years of playing that for hours straight after work. All I did was watch vods and play. I miss it
HoTS, LoV a shit.
Have you found your Asuna yet?
SAO is for dumb babies, so you must be a dumb baby
>>26588151
Haven't pulled enough deus ex machina out of my ass
I dont think a girl exists in real life who can hold that much cum
ITT: Post reasons you haven't killed yourself yet.
Best game ever coming through.
>you have to play with real people in real life irl in order to get good
Kills me, I'll never be able to get into Melay
>>26588088
I couldn't tell you
I know it's the best option. My reasoning tells me this. I'm depressed, lonely, and frustrated at an ostensibly meaningless existence
But, right in the moment I am well fed, comfortable, and entertained. The stress of suicide feels like a poor choice because of its immediacy. A future of suffering isn't as apparent to me as the stress of suicide in the present.
>>26588204
Analyze top level play.
Analyze your own vods.
Netplay.
Pratice movement.
Pratice your punish game on 20XX bots.
Pratice defensive options on 20XX.(Melee has a huge emphasis on neutral and converting a defensive option into a punish.)
Take notes.
Always be willing to get your ass whooped.
GL tripfag. It's harder than ever to git gud now.
Who here /Always blushing/?
fml
it makes me so pathetic and i hate it
goodness gracious that sounds adorable
>>26587964
Wait. Wait.
Blushing is real?
I mean, fuck.
I've never seen a person blush in real life, FUCK!
People's skin actually turn colors just from thinking about shit?
I thought it was just ebin cartoons and people being strangled or hit IRL
I've never never seen someone's skin actually flush blood up and turn red.
>>26587964
>tfw black so its impossible for me to blush
>Wake up this morning to see GBP board taken down from wall
>Mummy, where are my GBP?
>You're too old for that anon, you'll be 30 next month
>Mummy, I said where are my GBP?
>*sigh* Anon, I know that you can under-
>goo goo ga ga mummy
>Anon, I'm leaving if you do this
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>make ba-ba woo-woo in the potty
>yell for Mummy to come clean me
>"Mummy mummy clean my bummy! I'm all done now! Come and wipe me stupid sow!"
>when she walks through the door I'm just giggling happy and drooling all over myself
>after she's done I give her a "Goo goo ga ga!" of approval with a big smile
Feels comfy man. Anyone else living the pampered life?
>2 months after new year
>tell mommy i wanna shoot fireworks
>she refuses
>1 hour later she goes to take out the trash
>i lock the door behind her
>she demands to let her in because it's cold and she doesn't have any outdoor clothes
>should've thought about that before saying no to me
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>I've been a good boy and save up 50 GBP this week
>now I can dine on tendies ALL NEXT WEEK
>lunch goes smoothly enough. got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce
>my tummy starts to growl later and I know it time for dinner
>I leave my room and head downstairs
>"mummy! time for din din! Its tendie time!"
>mumma is on the couch watching a movie...
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