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Help me r9k, I need to know what I can buy at cvs to get high on
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>>26587840

Benadryl obviously.
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powerade and slim jims
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dxm based cough syrup
benadryl
loperamide, like a shitload of it
OTC codeine if they have it

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How much do you spend per day on food?
>$7.14 USD
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>>26587664
It really depends
1$-20$+
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Probably $4 a day, $1.50 if I don't eat red meat or chicken that day.
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I don't know how much mommy spends on food.

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When did you finally realize that you don't really like black people that much?

For me it was age 20, after living in a majority black city for about two years.
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>>26587657
My mom is 58 and she looks 25 at worst

Thats how
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What kind of question is that? Immediately.
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>>26587657
I grew up in a town with almost zero basketballs, I never had any reason to dislike anyone for their genetics. Then I moved to the Big City(c) about the same time the SJW craze started getting big, and I experienced hardcore nigging (Dallas, didn't live slums but I had to drive through slums to get to work and the city's zoning puts upper-middle-class homes across the street from projects for voting-district reasons or something) as the crazed sheltered teenage girls were screaming at me that "POC" didn't murder people or whatever.

It's not even the actions of the violent members of the demographics that made me racist (also incredibly sexist, if you're a black woman I'm practically Hitler as far as you need to know). It's the hordes of my peers, the SJWs and their legions of semi-followers, who insist that basketball-americans have the right to shoot at my uncle and threaten to kill me as I walk by, because of things that happened a couple hundred years ago.

That was my entry to redpill. After that, I started to evaluate things more and more. I noticed this "black culture" that was so praised by my peers was so often just gang culture with the violence part sometimes glossed over. I noticed that "cute" female traits were all-too-often mere stupidity or outright bitchiness masked behind a pair of tits.

Then I started whacking it to Hitler, and the rest is history.

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Why are we not normies? Was it our parents fault? Did we do this to ourselves? What information did we miss out on?

Why can't we have nice things like the chads?
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>>26587632

The fuck is going on in that picture is that porn or amateur i cant even tell
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>>26587852
That's Bridgette the Midget in the middle sucking the dick so its professional.
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>>26587632

we were (relative to other kids these day days ) sheltered by upper middle class conservative parents who raised us for a world that no longer exists. we were raid to be "nice guys" to have morals, to treat others with respect. we were raised that "normie" behavior would never fly in the real world once they get out of high school, and that the business world would never tolerate this behavior.
we were raised that discipline happens and that consequences ail happen to bad and stupid people

our parents were so out of touch with reality, or even in complete denial that the world was changing , and we got the rug pull rout from under our feet

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mfw my gf is trying to show how she's not a normie
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>gf
both of you are normies
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>>26587640
I never said she was 3D
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>>26587673
Why are you posting a picture of my girlfriend?

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So /r9k/, what's your reaction to this. Stacy asked out an autistic boy to prom...who says they're mean?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-high-school-cheerleader-asks-autistic-boy-prom-article-1.2542136
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>>26731612
she's just doing it for the attention, she doesn't like him and never would. it's like when Chad goes out with the downs syndrome girl
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>>26731612
>literally tricking the guy into think she likes him

She literally is doing this just to get more popular. Look, it already made the news.
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>>26731612
I'd decline because I know it'd be some kind of sick ruse.

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Go drink some water man, it's been a little bit.
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Thank you, OP. You've stopped me from having a headache later.
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>tfw the only water you have access to is either polluted with fluoride or BPA

JUST
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>>26587589
That was really thoughtful of you, OP

>tfw cool black guy you knew in highschool just got his greencard allowing him to live in the US
>friend tells me he's now in the US military
>he mentioned that he has a fetish for japanese women
>mfw he's eventually going to get stationed in japan and he's going to get all that sweet japanese pussy before I do
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>jap women
>fucking black guys
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>>26587555
Japanese women don't fuck niggers. You don't have to worry.
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Asians aren't usually find of blacks, when I say Asian I mean born and raised there.

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What TV show made you feel/cry? The finale killed me inside
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Think I cried at least twice while watching Buffy and teared up at least once during Battlestar Galactica.

Can't recall anything else.
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madoka magica

but i cry at anything remotely sad, i'm kind of a pussy
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>>26587531
American Wilfred hit a bit too close to home for comfort. Ryan is so much like me it's scary.

I tried watching Australian Wilfred too, but it was shit.

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My local supermarket has a 2 for $6 sale so I'm gonna go stock up tonight. Cream is the perfect robot food, calorie dense and no preparation. Tasty too!
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>>26587350
Why not just buy the blue bell sundae cup packs? Much cheaper and a smaller serving size so you don't get fat af.
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>>26587509
Agreed, Blue Bell is the superior ice cream.

Ben&Jerry's is for fat children with autism
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>>26587350

anon youre gonna become a fatty and grow moobs :( dont do it

stay off of these three foods

>ice cream
>soda
>alcohol

and you will have a good life of healthy lifts and nice body with no yucky fat :(

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Fuck you /r9k/, it's four years and I feel I've been influenced by this place so much it's going to take years of therapy to reverse some of the beliefs this place has superimposed onto my brain. I can't be friends with women I'm attracted to because then you're just an emotional tampon and a cuck (if she has a boyfriend) on top of it. It was all frogs and games until my malleable teenage brain was slowly indoctrinated, molded by angry neckbeards.

I guess it's true, what they say. You're here forever. I tried to quit this place, I did quit for 6 months. It didn't help. Call me weak minded, call me what you will. I have a feeling I'm not the only one who's picked up an unhealthy belief or two from this place. I know you shouldn't believe everything that you read but when you read it 100 times over in an echo chamber it starts to solidify. Fuck.
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>>26587313

The most convincing of lies are the ones with an element of truth to them.

So glad I went out and lived my life before I found this place.
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>>26587313
>beliefs

What kind of "belief"?
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There are no lies here, just inconvenient truths.

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What is a guy supposed to do when he gets older?
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>>26587221
Become an alcoholic and eventually kill himself.

In all honesty though why do we use life expectancy as a sign of a developed country? How do people not get sick of this shit after 30 years?
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>>26587221
>>26587244

make monies, be wealthy. you're old but you got monies.

and stay fit. be one of those older guys that are still ripped.
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>>26587221
Realize you have more money than the 25 year old cucks and women will flock to you. I'd love to be a rich as fuck 40 year old having young tight dumb whores throwing themselves at me.

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HELP ME /r9k/

>be me kissless virgin on a normie college club hockey team

>club hockey team freshman initiation on sunday
>I was told to bring yogurt, a thong, a banana, and vasoline
What could they be making us do?
I'm scared you guys... I'm already not planning on playing next year, but I'm scared to tell the team that.
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self bump
jfdk lskeid
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Why don't you quit that shitty hockey team? There's typically no reason for someone to associate with normie scum.
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another self bump . ./

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>Quit my job a year ago
>Live like a hermit in a 350$/ month basement room
>Read history and philosophy books from the library, meditate, run, and lift ALL DAY
After all this time of introspection and meditation, I have yet to defeat my depression, however I have discovered a lot about life, yet life itself seems to be just one big meme, engulfing all things.
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>>26587150
>Live like a hermit in a 350$/ month basement room
>Read history and philosophy books from the library, meditate, run, and lift ALL DAY

What you described is essentially living life in prison, what makes you think that it would have cured your depression to live in self-imposed isolation?


Speaking as a Buddhist, hiding from the world isn't the way to live a life of happiness (but the polar opposite isn't the proper way either), it's about living a life that's active in the world.
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>>26587375
>What you described is essentially living life in prison, what makes you think that it would have cured your depression to live in self-imposed isolation?
They got books in prison?
I was thinking about getting arrested on purpose and going to some low security prison so I dont have to deal with buba, for the free food and healthcare
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>>26587496
>and anal rape

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>they fell for the get a job meme
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really knowin' this feel
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>mfw going to be fired for being a lazy shit in a few days
lmao
senpai
but fuck them anyway
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>>26587121
how do you even live?

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