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>Have an exam in one hour
>come here instead of study
I guess this is officially my safe space now.
Give up
You'll never get that dream job anyway
Why are you okay with failure? You have the ability to choose here and you're choosing wrong. Just remember somebody's gotta flip burgers and that somebody COULD be you
>>26579181
I know. But I've come this far so I'm just focused on getting my certificate of participation.
Tall woman appreciation thread post your stories about amazons manlets.
>tfw 6'3" girl and a short guy has never asked me out
Why?
>5'11"
>every girl taller than me is manly as fuck
i just wanna be the little spoon for a big soft girl, y'know?
i just want a girl to punch me in the stomach and pin me up against a wall with her body and smother me
is that so much to ask?
>>26579079
greentext or show pic with time stamp
Everytime i get in a group of people online someone says something I disagree with and I provide an argument as to why it's wrong
they eventually stop arguing, or in the rare case, provide an actual counter argument and sometimes i concede their point, if they prove theirselves right.
Anyway usually what happens is they get their butt buddy to gang up on me
spam shitty false equivolancy fallacies and use a shit ton of personal attacks
and every time
i either get mad and tell them to fuck off or give them an insult back
and im the one to get kicked
every
fucking
time
this is why schoolshootings happen too bad i cant shoot up an online community holy fuck i just want people to die
You can insult people on 4chan all you want without getting kicked.
It's something.
>>26578848
you're an elitist fag kill yourself
Why would you argue with anyone?
On the internet, I simply don't care enough to even get mad at someone.
In real life I usually agree with people because nobody likes smartasses and I couldn't care less about the other persons misinformation.
How does it feel knowing you'll never be a father?
how does it feel to have cancer?
>>26578789
>>26578819
How does it feel having a father with cancer?
OK, mayne. I don't need some mentally ill kids bugging the shit out of me and sucking up all my funds. Women care more about this shit.
Hey robots, I just realised something. Some mommies give out more GBP, some less, and they set tendie prices at different levels.
So, why don't we play the market? People whose mommies give out lots of GBP could pay other robots GBP for piss jugs and other commodities to exchange for GBP, so everyone profits. And if we keep track of whose mommy is charging the best rates for tendies we can go get tendies from them, or make our own mommies drop their rates to more reasonable market levels.
What could possibly go wrong?
mummy doesn't let me touch the mail since the last incident.
>>26578738
You could arrange to meet other robots in the ball pit at your favourite tendie spot at some time when you are both there. Perfect spot for a covert GBP exchange.
>>26578719
I got a better idea.
What if everyone gives all their tendies to one anon or a small group of anons who then return an equal portion of tendies back to everyone. That way there will be no one without enough tendies and no one who hogs all the tendies to themselves.
tfw 11/10 but socially awkward
>>26578675
Iktf OP. I go to a community college full of shit skins and i'm white and no girl fucking wants me. I don't talk to them, but they should get down on their knees and worship my white complexion.
>>26578743
My home boi Elliot felt dat way 2.
Speak ur heart robots.
>>26578743
IKTF these feels except I actually do get ugly brown girls trying to talk to me, no thanks to be quite honest
anyone else here ugly but not ugly?
I can get treated like a 3/10 but then the next day I can be like a 7/10. I don't know why.
it's retarded and I feel bad.
i'm nearly good looking but prematurely (@29?) losing my hair so i feel like i'm good looking but also just disgusting.
>>26578660
you just need hair then or buzz it off.
My problem is more like, some girls think my face is literally creep and others think I'm handsome etc.
A lot the times I carry myself like I'm better looking than I am. I don't waste money on drugs or alcohol. I'm pretty much just trying to be a decent guy. It's really fucking annoying and I want to just get a surgery so I can look like a generic chad or something.
>>26578732
you probably just have low self esteem which you actually project onto your appearance. it's like plato's analogy of the cave...you're processing the actual world through your perception, and if your perception is colored with doubt and self-loathing then naturally you will have a distorted perception. As for people having different tastes go, I can't explain it..but you probably have your own tastes in women which aren't consistent with all other men. So, in short, at least there are *some* people who think you are handsome. You are likely struggling with some unresolved emotional pain which is a lot harder to get at then being shallow and judging your external appearance against a model that sells commodities to the loathesome masses.
Who else is crippling ugly here?
I don't even mind my autism, no matter what I do, act, etc, won't even matter because I'm so ugly.
I should have listened. /r9k/ is normie central.
>>26578409
vegeta hairline, thin on top
had no chance in the first place
not even the internet likes ugly people lol
it goes beyond that, they dont even care
if you made this post saying you were a 9/10 people would reply, and be genuinely interested in what you had to say, based on nothing but the fact that you wrote you were good looking
i dont really get it
its easier to just pretend ugly people dont exist i guess?
I reckon theres more than a few of us
>>26578285
Dropped out kek
>>26578331
Same here
You should too OP
>>26578285
Question for you, from someone not in medical school...
Are you rich? Do you need to be rich before medschool to be a doctor?
So this is my opening line to girl I have 94% match with.
W-wish m-me luck guyse.
she won't be able to handle the bantz
Good luck rodzina
you wont get any response of reciprocal interest from her.
i hate, hate, HATE people who diss my friends. especially when they're trying to be an object of sexual interest. my friends come before you you random fucker of a smartass "xD xD xD" stranger that i have never spoken to before
>tfw always play dominant male in each relationship with girl i'm in
>flirt with other girls while dating a girl and she just tries to keep me with her instead of being angry with me because she realizes that i don't have to be with her for love
>always get what i want out of them
>make them produce milk because i have a motherly nursing fetish, suck their tits every day as a form of dominance over them
>regularly play out rape-scenarios and they always love it when i'm fucking them as hard as I can and come inside
>slap and manhandle my woman if she ever crosses the line I draw for her and they are always obedient
>never speak first without asking if they may, first
>abuse them until i'm bored and leave for the next one
>all of this because I'm physically attractive
it is all about looks. don't let the whores tell you otherwise, and yes, they are all whores, all of them. if i was ugly, i would not have the confidence to do any of this and they would not be interested in me in the first place.
I love big pale veiny gazongas
>>26578058
they are perfect.
>>26578039
Those look delicious.
Are you "Down with the Clown"?
They seem like cool people and a lot of hatred against the fans is just classism
in the Pro wrestling world, a lot of wrestlers love working for ICP shows because they pay the guys a lot of money and are generally fun.
>>26578034
i unironically like them and their shtick. it's kinda brilliant
>>26578066
They are nice guys, their music is just corny as fuck. If you're gonna listen to rap, you should be a black guy listening to gangster rap. Or else you're just a wigger or numale.
Ask someone who's been in a sexual relationship with their mom for over a decade anythingI didn't get enough attention when i posted this last night
>>26578028
Sauce on picture?
>>26578043
pixiv. I'm not sure what the name of the artist is
>>26578028
>over a decade
she better be single and your step-mom otherwise YOU SICK KEK
What's your excuse for not hitting the gym /r9k?
>>26577918
I don't have one. I'm just lazy and self conscious.
The likelihood of being robbed by gypsies increases exponentially by going outside.
>changed my diet last august
>lost weight over the holidays
>noice
>start lifting in the new year
>making gains
>feeling good, healthy, less feelings of depression
I don't know what I was doing with my life before. My sperg power even makes it really easy for me to count calories, macros, etc.
I'm down from 195lb in August to 163lb.
Probably going to have to do a real bulk over the summer to make some more progress, but it should be fun.
ITT: we post degenerates
its going to be funny to see her tweets in 10 years
>where have all the nice guys gone?
>>26577785
until she reaches her thirties
here you go most degenerate thing I know
