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Why do you fags want a girlfriend so badly? When will you realize women are all shit and will cheat on you? It's easier to never love than to love a whore and get cheated on. Women literally don't understand loyalty.
This is one side of the story.
For all we know that OP in that story was a dirty cunt who showered once a week and didn't clean up after himself and was a general shitty person to be with and his GF just stuck it out with him until she finally couldn't handle it anymore.
Only idiots get cheated on, really.
If you're stupid enough not to keep a tight leash around your bitch, don't be surprised when it gets away from you.
>>26573850
Fair point, but you could also say no woman is loyal and not worth the effort of monitoring her. If there's a desire to cheat but she has no opportunity, she's still a shit.
>>26573848
She should have been up front at least. If you're in an adult relationship she at least owes him that courtesy even if he's a smelly piece of shit.
>my brothers, and male cousins - all have GFs.
>I rate their GFs 5/10 at the very most, most prob 4/10s.
>I don't see myself ever being attracted to them
>My brothers/male cousins are all MUCH more successful than me and yet all of their GFs are meh to me
I am not even attracted to most women who are out of my league.
Did porn do this to me?
Probably had alot to do with it
>Blaming anything but yourself
You brought this upon yourself
>>26573918
>porn is innocent!
He probably "did it to himself" with porn, though
How big is your porn folder, lads?
About 10gb here, ALL homemade videos and pictures which were all hand-picked, girls baiting, fucking themselves with dildos etc.. the works (Videos are about 30 seconds -4 minutes each). All neatly sorted, and file-names sorted the way i like them. All my porn stays in an encrypted RAR folder with the names encrypted.
So far I've massed up 591 videos and 941 pictures for a total of 12.7gb.
>masturbating to the same content twice
No thank you.
>go on /s/
>reverse image search on tumblr
>click archive
>have endless, fresh porn
>>26573838
>Not knowing the rarity of such videos
>Obviously has never felt that feel when out of nowhere you suddenly remember a video that got your dick hard like diamonds and you search the web for hours to find it only to fail
>Saving myself from such a thing
>Also going to be selling porn will when WW3 begins.
Some people save gold, silver, i save pornography. Only the finest stuff available. Matter of fact, jacked off about 7 times today to my collection.
>>26573838
>No thank you.
found the cuck
Any other robots that work in IT here? Is it a meme degree? I don't want to dump thousands of dollars on a degree that won't be worth anything.
>>26573676
Life is about trial and error. You gotta make mistakes in order to learn from them. You learn from them and you become wiser, you become wiser chances of success increase. So stop pussy footing around
>nedm
There's a cat I haven't seen in years
Not a meme degree huge field with lots of options.
Here's a suggestion based on my father. He's a biz.talk developer and makes 100k+ a year. There's consistently been work for him even through the 2008 recession. Just learn the language and somebody will hire you, may not start at 100k+ a year it took him a long time to get that good, but you could make 40-50k+ a year starting if I had to estimate. You could even get started working before you're done with your degree.
What happened to all those "the cake is a like XD" people?
>>26573563
They moved on to Undertale.
the cake is a like xD
>>26573563
They moved on to League and Tumblr.
Hey, bots. A new club just opened up in my school chalk full of white girls and a few effeminate white guys. It's (I'm not joking) call d the "Social Justice Club". That's right. Anyways, I was wondering, how can I make this club explode in a fiery mass of contempt? Maybe I can somehow have all these people at each others throats. Any ideas? Also, what shit clubs do you have at your schools?
Please take your edgy underage self away from this board
>>26573552
fuck off sjw roast whore.
>>26573552
roastie detected
original comment to please our robot overlord
Any other European robots here?
Post:
>Age
>Country
>Virgin Status
>Celebrity Waifu
Mine are:
>18
>Netherlands
>Kisless and hugless but not a virgin
>Celeb waifu, pic related
Hooker?
>>26573485
No, had sex with a milf two weeks ago. She was 35 and prettt good looking. Met her in a club in Spain. Best night of my life.
>>26573505
Then fuck off my board you normie scum
Yaawnn
Hi there wagie didn't see you there
Today i woke up at 1pm in the afternoon because i don't have to work.
After waking up i opened my window and let in some fresh air. The sun was shining bright. I meditated for 20 minutes as i always do and continued reading from a book i recently bought about Zen buddhism.
A few minutes ago i made myself a nice warm tea and now i'm posting this thread while sipping my tea
Ahhh feels good if you don't have to work
There was a quote i would like you to hear from my book:
I see an old tree leading a bull
And a young boy with a pick in his hand
Human beings need to work every season,
from sunrise to sunset
I live here near my birthplace and am the only one who doesn't have to do anything.
>>26573464
Thisis a very good book.
Thisis truly poetic
>tfw posting from work at mcdonalds
REEEEEEEEEE
2 day of No-Porn is about to end here. I am NOT doing No-Fap, just NO-PORN. I still haven't fapped yet. Longest I've gone without porn since the late 90s.
I haven't felt like fapping yet in nearly 48 hours without porn so far, hmmmm.
Video that inspired me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKGmMe5rLNk
NoPorn is far better for you than nofap.
Based negro in video. Much props.
>>26573456
>2 day of No-Porn is about to end here
I think I miss-worded this.
I meant in a bout an hour it'll be 2 days since I've decided to quit porn / jacking off to porn for life.
people don't lay it out like he just did. they just go, 'hey guys doin no fap, ok bye"
if you're looking at porn for hours and hours and doing that "edging" bullshit, then yeah, you're addicted.
in my xp, edging meant just stopping right before you were about to cum until you can't anymore.
the edging i'm seeing on 4chan is people watching porn for like 6 hours and never ejaculating. that's porn addiction.
>bedroom is just a few metres from a park
>woman walks by
>start jacking off
>keep jacking off even if they start to look
fuck yes
but i can't be arrested for this right, i mean I'm inside my own house
I think they can be arrested if they are watching you masturbating through your window
Maybe if your standing with your dick right against the window, but maybe if you block your face and turn to the side at worst you'll get a knock on the door and asked to stop.
>>26573424
haha nice
I'm just gonna keep on jacking off to girls walking by in the park then, they'll never even be able to calculate where I live
>>26573440
nah I'm not like eye to eye level, my bedroom is up the stairs, it's elevated
here i drew this for clarity
>tfw went to promby myself.
>>26573337
Are you underaged? No one here really gives a shit about prom.
>prom
>didn't skip
Normies coming here with their shit..
>>26573337
I did the same but at that point in my life I had already accepted loneliness as my eternal partner, maybe you should do the same
>But, anon, I'm your grandmother?!
>Do you really think we should be doing those kinds of things...
>>26573263
Of course not. What has gotten into me. I'll kill myself right now for this degeneracy.
Please granny for fuck sake I havent kissed or touched girls hand in29 years, my only chance to feel anything close to woman is you.PLEASE GIVE ME CHANCE to fuck you I wont tell amyone, please grandma I dont want to die virgin
If you wouldn't fuck your grandma you're a literal faggotHow the hell is this not an original comment??
>tfw will soon be a grandfather
There's 3 eggs in the nest. What are some good bird names?
Scrambled, Over Easy, and Sunny Side Up.
Uncle Feather, Party Pooper and Chicken Pie
do you have a male bird as well?
you better
>tfw smonked weed before class
>tfw it was too much
>tfw tripping hard when I had to look sober
>tfw stumbling into class drunk
>tfw magically appearing in class while on a 3rd plat and not knowing how you got there, and then magically appearing somewhere else hours later and not knowing how you got there either
>tfw going to class while still tripping on LSD because it was your first time doing it and you didn't know it would last so long
>mfw never got called out at any point
>smoke some dank ass shit before work
>high as a motherfuck standing before the timeclock
>can't remember clock-in number
>type in 6 different variations of my number, all wrong
>say fuck it and go start working
>say I forgot to clock in later
>>26573216
>smokes weed
>thinks he is tripping
Fuck off casual
So, you're 25 and have never had a job. Why is that?
>>26573201
i never needed money before
>>26573201
This looks like a screenshot of a milf porno. sauce?
It's because the worlds too fast and I need to catchup, if that's even possible.
I was told the first step was to get a job and so far no-one's hired me because I don't have enough experience.
I just need a bit of money to get by or perhaps just enough to buy something to calm my nerves a little before I kill myself.
