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>texting girl I don't know
>she asks me to send a picture
>do
>stops texting me
Oh yeah, that's why I don't try.
same here
>try online dating on reddit
>some girl seems intersted
>asks for pic
>send her
>she stops responding
I'm not mad at her, because I too ignored a 2/10 who responded.
I hope you didn't send a picture of yourself, she might have meant a picture of something else
>>26575391
Then again you wouldn't date an ugly woman, now would you?
I've decided that life is no longer worth living so I'm gonna kill myself but I want it to look like an accident so that I at least have some bit of respect after I die and that I'm not a victim of edgy kid's retarded memes. Also as quick and painless as possible.
bump, i want to know as well
>>26575355
well, it's hard to make it look like an accident, either get hit by a car, or slip and bash your head really hard on the cement.
Or drown during a shower.
Crash your car or jump off a building?
What's your biggest regret?
existing
mute
Not calling a gay classmate who gave me his phone number back in high school in 2009
loving you
Annon can you tell us what you do in your free time, your CV dont mention this
It clearly says that I jack off to drawn naked japanese children, can't you read?
>implying I would ever willingly become a wagecuck
>>26575231
As a former NEET, I enjoy going down to the lounge (I'm somewhat of a local star) and play my latest compositions on the piano. People buy me drinks and we chat about art, philosophy, and other fine things in life. After that, I like to wind down with some fine wine I keep stored in my basement bar while reading some Nietzsche and some Austrian Economic theory. When you have as much free time as I did, you get to expand the breadth of your knowledge by ten fold.
Hey, after my first day working at your company, would you like to go out for drinks? My treat - I take pride in being able to treat my friends.
Which boards on 4chan have the highest and lowest amount of normies?
>>26575194
All i know is pol is full of wagie top kek and they always act normal
>>26575194
/b/ or /fit/ has the highest.
One of the jap porn boards, take your pick, has the lowest
>>26575649
Fit has more robots because it's about getting better
For the non-Americans out there, the biker gang tryouts are being held in Kansas this June. It only happens every 3 years. All the baddest biker gangs conduct a series of tests to see who can join.
Anyone else thinking of trying out? Which gang will you try to join? My big bro tried out 3 years ago but broke his leg.
My buddy did the wall of death challenge during the last tryout. He got accepted into the warlocks for that. I pussed out at the last second
http://youtu.be/9H4jUptw4Vk
What do I need to tryout? Are there entry fees?
My drunk uncle told me the Mongols make you do a 5 second seat stand at 50 mph to join
>What was your first girlfriend like, anon?
>You've had a girlfriend before right?
Never.
I have nothing to gain from having one except trouble and possible emotional pain.
>>26575063
>oh you poor thing
>let me hug you and make you feel better
this is what you wanted didnt u?
>star pupil contacts
What a qt3.14
If you were a woman, would you be a slut?
I'd literally attempt to fuck every man in the world. I'd get a hysterectomy so I can't get pregnant, then take them all bareback. I might attempt to do a world record of most men fucked, and do daily gangbangs where they take all my holes. There would just be lines of men coming to fuck my slutty ass.
Don't care if I get aids and die. Wouldn't care for even one moment. I won't be responsible as a woman, that's why destiny chose for me to be a shitty male with a dick.
Pic related I'll be the one on the left and I need to be sodomized
>>26575034
Too bad no one would want to sodomize such small ass
seriously, that shit is ridiculous kek
asslets are even worse than chestlets
>>26575059
So... You're a nigger then?
**
this thread is aids
>What do you like about him?
>What do you not like about him?
>>26574960
I really like him as a comedian, as a person i'm not so sure. I think those boundaries might be very blurred when it comes to this guy. It would seem that Sam has transcended normal comedy, it's hard to rate him.
>>26574960
funny as fuck, along with nick
dont rly care about anything else related to him, just hope they keep putting out content. i hope sam keeps getting bigger so he can get away with more
I want to rub his tummy while he tells me sweet nothings and feeds me cheerios while making fun of SJWs
Who here gets really depressed and self loathing when they are told they are bad in a video game? Not sure if its my anxiety or everyone gets as sad as me.
I've been there. For me it was when my only source of validation was from video games. I eventually lost interest in most video games. I'm not so sure it was a bad thing.
Why are you still playing multiplayer games bro?
There's literally no point in them unless you're in the top 1% elite tier sick cunt being competitive.
Why bother spending hundreds/thousands of hours playing multiplayer games where you just stay a shitter the entire time?
I'm the opposite
I have a huge ego and think I'm the best and always right in every game and call everyone else bad. try it sometimes OP don't be such a faggot, just pretend you are a living God and everyone else is dirty peasants
I mean I get called bad sometimes but it doesn't really get to me because I know it's objectively not true since the person calling me bad is a filthy retarded swine
What the fucking hell is up with all the young men (like 18 to 21) who look like they're in their 30s or 40s? I mean balding with full beards and fat and everything. I'm starting to get scared.
>>26574825
they dont drink enough water
dunno anon.
im 28 and people think im 21.
i was NEET from 16 to 25 though where all i did was lift and eat healthy...so i think the NEET years paid off in terms of aging.
>>26574851
Same here, I'm in my late 30's and look about 7-10 years younger than my chronological age.
BTW, these two monkeys in the picture are the same age.
I may be a virgin but at least I'm not a stepdad raising someone else's kids. Haha fucking beta.
>>26574733
You would be a Cuck then, not just a beta :^)
I'd be a stepdad raising someone elses kids no problem, if I was worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
On a normie-tier income though? that just doesn't sound fun at all.
Hello gawkerite, you're fitting in well nice disguise
What are my odds of getting a white woman if I'm a black man with a 2 inch dick. They may be initlally attracted to me because I'm black but once they see my below average penis size, they will dump me. What can I do to get and keep a white wife?
just black yellow insect yourself
Reverse image search it up boiiis
>>26574740
what do you mean by that though.
I've always been a very love driven person. More than anything else, the thing that makes me most happy is the idea of finding someone to love.
Its a pure love, unconditional between two partners.
But more and more, I'm finding that this love may just be a hollywood fabrication.
A cheap materialistic relationship based on convenience.
I went out on a date with someone, and she never called back, and I'm almost positive its because I didn't have a job or a car.
Because I didn't obtain physical possessions, I as a person carry less value to a female.
Such thoughts wound me. Though I should have expected it.
Why should I have expected someone out there to love me for who I am? Silly me, personalities don't matter, it's all about how much stuff you have and your physical appearance.
I am damned to loneliness, cursed to shoulder the burden of existence isolated. All because I don't own things..
Damn this place.. It's no wonder there are so many murderers and scoundrels, without love what else could one possibly expect?
Do you love yourself though?
The worst.
In America this idea was drilled into my head from pretty much all angles since I was like 5 years old. I think people need to have some ideal to chase or there would be more layabouts.
Find a bro, bitches will never love you for who you are
Alright robots, you find a genie who grants you one chance to achieve your ultimate sexual fantasy.
What do you wish for?
I want to become a bronze amazon futanari goddess with a limitless harem of submissive bitch slaves.
>i suddenly have a 9" cock
>i fuck my gf with it
>she enjoys it
i dont have a very vivid imagination i guess
>>26574605
at the height of a war of conquest, on the winning side, having taken a harem of wives from the conquered society
or
something something /a/ lewd futanari orgy lewd something something
