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Holy shit /r9k/ HOLY FUCKING SHIT, it actually happened. Sorry in advance, but this is kind of a long one.
Today I've just been cucked.
I've been talking to this girl online for the past few weeks and since I'm a total loser I just fell in love with her after she started complimenting me and laughing at my jokes and shit. While we were chatting, I noticed that she kept making comments about her ex or something, but I didn't pay it much mind. Sometimes while we were messaging back and forth, she would just leave for hours and not answer anymore. Even while we were voice chatting she'd say she had something to do and she'd just leave.
Since I'm an autistic piece of trash, I finally worked up the guts to tell her I fell madly in love with her because she was basically the only girl who ever paid any attention to me.
She then revealed me that she's still in love with her ex and they still have sex regularly. She keeps trying to get him back but he just denies her and keeps fucking her regardless. Despite all this, she still says she loves him and she's too afraid to "start over again" with me.
I mean, I don't know what to say! This is the worst fucking feeling I've ever felt in my life. I hate myself for still loving her regardless of all this. I'm so angry, I'm sad, distressed, I feel nauseous and shitty. Please, help me get over this wench and stop loving her!
nobody knows what cuckolding means anymore
Just jerk off senpai
It's lust, not love
>>26584458
>she had a fat dick in her mouth moments before talking to you
what more do you need to hear
At what point did you think white people became the most beta race? And why?
>>26584345
9/11
There where small pop ups here and there before but in 9/11 the american spirit was castrated.
How much time do you spend making threads about whites on /r9k/ every day?
>>26584345
This generation its easily white people, they've lost all there fight,pride,looks and bravery. Literally just rednecks, white trash and beta whites exist now, nothing else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x0M73whPrU
Comfy Youtube videos thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjibrwbpuPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvoxVA6Zy9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GT-7an_0jM
What is the most unlikeable board on 4chan?
/v/ imho
>>26584307
/mlp/ m8
>>26584342
This. /lgbt/, /a/, /vg/, and /v/ are close.
Almost bed time, wagecuck. You need your energy and rest for the last day of your week of slavery.
>>26584134
Thisshows the compassion of the NEET. We wouldn't want wagecuck to underperform at work, his tax dollars fund our lifestyle after all.
>>26584134
I'm on pto bitch and paid vacation all next week. I guess I'm a sort of temp neet. WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS TIME!?!?
>>26584134
It's only 7:30 at night you stupid frog
Everyone hear firmly believes that you have to be a fucking demigod of a Chad sculpted from marble with a 7 figure income just to attract the attention of ANY woman.
Then why do I see so many average looking dudes with normal to cute or normalcute looking girlfriends?
Cut it out with your pathetic excuses, your problems are festering because you keep picking at the wound and rubbing dog shit into it.
I think you have to be taller, I have a girlfriend but I know if I was taller I'd probably have had more sexual experiences.
>>26584078
OP here, I'm taller than you and have never had sex. And you know what, I don't care.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Also, a baller.
>that guy who didint go on his prom
What was I supposed to do, go alone?
Stayed home because I had a Counter-Strike match.
>>26583845
>What was I supposed to do, go alone?
me fampai
;_;
ADD Thread?
I was 'diagnosed' with 'ADD' when I was younger and I never really took it serious. I was on Ritalin (which was a bit too strong) so my Dr. ended up giving me Concert. I stopped taking it around 14 and started heavily smoking weed.
Just recently at 22, I stopped smoking weed and while my anxiety and depression disappeared, I still had racing thoughts and my ability to focus was gone. I had no trouble focusing while stoned, although I was constantly tired and getting fat from munchies.
I went back to my Dr. and within minutes was re-prescribed Concerta because she remembers my issues as a child.
Holy fuck, is this what it's like to be calm, thinking regular, non-jumbled thoughts?
Any warnings/tips anyone would give me about this stuff? I know it is a stimulant and pretty much just time-released Ritalin.
do not get fat or you'll always feel dizzy after a month or two no matter how strong the dose is
i probably need something like that, but so far my experience with doctors and touchy drugs like that, theyll give you something that doesnt work, expecting you to come back and ask for something different. ive only got money for one visit man, just gimme the real deal.
>>26584878
how could you get fat on something that suppresses the appetite so much?
Tried this on /b/, maybe it will do better here. OC and im using a touchpad.
>>26583747
try it on 9gag
Try somewhere else
Also kill yourself faggot
Honestly, "draw the best dickbutt"
Fucking kidding me, really?
>>26583819
so bitter, just trying to judge my dexterity.
If you had a mommy gf how would you want her to dress you? Post comfy outfits, rowboats. I'm looking for outfits that will attract a mommy gf.
I reverse image searched that shit in hopes of getting source but Google gave me some sites on where to buy that strap contraption that she's wearing. Google so smart.
I am definitely NOT a mommy gf looking for advice on how to dress her baby boy up.
>>26583679
>roleplaying
Why can't ERP-posters just go and stay go? Anyways try /fa/ you fucciboi.
>tfw you've finally given up all hope of him liking you back
it's a bittersweet feel
Awooooooooriginalcommentnigger
go hang your roast beef somewhere else
>>26583962
I'm an innie though. And I like /r9k/
There is different levels in the spectrum of what one would call smart. You might be a complete fucking retard at maths which I am but a fucking genius at aesthetic things and bodily co ordination.
http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
get fucked little man
Beat you, OP.
sorry dude but typing really fast is more a signifier of having typed a lot rather than intelligence
Oh Anon, of course I love you! Don't be silly. It was always you, never Chad! You're my emotional boyfriend, Chads just my sexual boyfriend!
>>26583599
I don't think you know what a boyfriend actually is
>>26583599
I know bb luv u
>>26583599
This will be a thing in 5 years time.
Just like open relationships.
>implying you're not reading this greentext in a monotone mental voice
And this in a slightly higher, more regular voice.
>>26583589
I got a dig bick.
Bet you read that wrong too.
like and subscribe for moar guise
GET OUT OF MY HEAD OP
>>26583589
>>26583615
Keep going
Fuck off robot, you don't own me you metallic nigger.
What is it like to have your balls sucked by a loving gf?
Feels like child support and a fat old nagging roastie
>>26583532
idk but i wish i was there sucking those balls n cock with her
When I lost my virginity my gf at the time started sucking my balls I asked her to stop because it didn't feel good. It's not that it felt uncomfortable either it just doesn't really feel like anything special.
