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The 5 stages of virginity:
1. denial
"Not all women are bad. There must be some good women out there. Misogyinsts are just failed virgins but I can hope to be better than them."
2. self-blaming anger
"Why me? Why do I get rejected? It's not fair. Why does Chad get all the women? What am I doing wrong?"
3. bargaining
"If I improve myself, then I must have good chances. I'll go to the gym and read PUA books. That ought to work."
4. depression
"There is no hope. I don't fit into this world because I was born a non-Chad. Women will never accept me."
5. The Supreme Gentleman
"Enlightened by my suffering I can see the world for what it truly is. It is my divine duty to pass on my suffering, to cause as much pain as I can and to take revenge for what I had to experience."
What if I never cared about getting laid in the first place?
>>26585320
That is called a liar
>>26585373
Why would I lie though?
Please tell me there are decent women out there, bros. Women who aren't whores, are actually interesting, don't want to hop on some dumb musclebound Chad's dick, are loyal, and have interests that go beyond watching TV or staring in the mirror. Please. Please don't tell me all women are shallow, degenerate, vapid sluts who only use men as wallets and sex toys.
Genuinely interesting, cool, friendly girls who aren't sluts exist
They're just all lesbians
Or just like get in shape
>>26585247
This
Bi/Straight girl's that fit OP's criteria? Kek, nonexistent.
describe your life with a spongebob quoteoriginal post
are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
bloxblox
>he was so ugly that everyone died. the end.
>>26585183
I defy you heart man!
>feelio when no brown tomboy gf
>>26585168
>that feely deely when you will never play video games with your cute tomboy gf
brown is not the same as tan
>>26585168
>not effeminate boyboy gf (male) to break with my big dick
This board is so goddamn repetitive. Every other thread is either complaining about women, sharing stupid NEET stories, or asking terribly autistic questions. Can't you faggots come up with something original or interesting?
>>26585023
There's entire boards dedicated to interesting topics. This is the board to bitch in, and bitch we do.
>>26585023
I use the a material for orbiting stacey
You just asked a terribly autistic question, welcome brother.
>2016
>not being libertarian
What's it like being retarded?
>>26584992
wuts a librarian? i onlys support dem government fellas that make the welfare check bigga xD
>>26585001
why do you do this?
do you think it's funny?
did you laugh while typing this?
>2016
>being libertarian
what's it like being nothing more than a conservative who has a poor relationship with his father?
WHICH IS BEST:
masturbating while
>sitting
>standing
>laying down
?
Laying down is objectively the most comfortable.
>>26584952
Sitting down.
I use a prostate stimulator when I masturbate, sitting down forces the toy up against my prostate in a way that I can't achieve in other positions. Best part is when I'm about to burst and my prostate swells up, that's when it really rubs up against the toy and it feels heavenly. For those of you curious, mg toy is called "anal fantasy collection ass- gasm plug"
Standing. No question.
It's like edging but a less intense version.
>tfw gf and her sexual bf (I'm her emotional bf) are both voting for Trump
How can I get them to feel the bern?
> gf and her sexual bf (I'm her emotional bf
w-wut?
>>26584909
>memeing this intensely
Stop being an orbiter and rise above.
>tfw fap to horses
>>26584875
As they be?
>>26584883
watchu mean senpai?
>>26584875
I know that feel. Into bestiality.
>Been watching horsefucking/dogfucking videos since I was 14
>Also into futa traps and trannies
>And shapeshifting
>And furries FUCKING END MY LIFE
Having a shit tier degenerate fetish list is cancer
What is your weakness?
Not being liked
Procrastination and processed food.
Not having a gf to cuddle and spoon
No one can save us
>>26584798
I used to cut my thighs but then I realized it was the dumbest thing I would ever do in my entire life. I also realized that any way I tried to justify it to myself, it all came down to wanting attention as a teenager.
Pls get out underage b&
>>26584814
I'm 21 senpai
>>26584798
2edgey 4me
cut lengthwise next time
>be me
>uni
>prof assigns powerpoint project
>"You can work in a group or alone"
>obviously work alone
>easy as shit project, finish in an hour
>upload to google drive
>the day comes and it's my turn
>awkwardly walk up to the computer
>click on google chrome. Asks me if I want to log in
>log in
>mfw when all of my bookmarks from my laptop are projected onto a huge screen in front of 70 people
>EXHENTAI, NYAATORRENTS, 4CHAN, HORRIBLESUBS, MYANIMELIST, PORNHUB, etc.
>literally all weebshit and porn except for google and netflix
>mfw when I let my power levels be revealed
>chads in the back left start snickering
>about to an hero
What are your worst presentation memories /r9k/?
>>26584787
Did you actually sign into chrome itself, and not just Google drive? Holy fuck you're retarded
>>26584787
This is why I ALWAYS use a designated jump drive with nothing on it
>>26584787
Why would you even put your bookmarks on chrome, why no Firefox m8
Who here /lovesthesmalloftheirownfarts/?
Lets talk about our farts, how much we love them, our favorite kind ect.
I just let out the hottest most sulfury fart i ever had, once it reached my nostrils i was in heaven. Cant wait for the next one.
>>26584657
smelly cheesy bump
>>26584657
groce yet delightful bump
>>26584657
slilent but deady bump
>tfw you get out of bed and almost fall over because you have been laying down so long
anyone know this feel?
wow, now I actually want to fuck eliza
ericas boobs dont need the help of gravity to seem big.
>>26584631
>>26584673
STOP THIS REEEEEEEE
So, what will it be?
Choose wisely.
>>26584489
zinkar, id ravage that alien pussy
>>26584489
>Likes anime
Into the trash it goes.
>>26584489
>ever picking the nigger
Kill yourself, degenerate trash.
