Class presentation autism
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Class presentation autism
>be me
>uni
>prof assigns powerpoint project
>"You can work in a group or alone"
>obviously work alone
>easy as shit project, finish in an hour
>upload to google drive
>the day comes and it's my turn
>awkwardly walk up to the computer
>click on google chrome. Asks me if I want to log in
>log in
>mfw when all of my bookmarks from my laptop are projected onto a huge screen in front of 70 people
>EXHENTAI, NYAATORRENTS, 4CHAN, HORRIBLESUBS, MYANIMELIST, PORNHUB, etc.
>literally all weebshit and porn except for google and netflix
>mfw when I let my power levels be revealed
>chads in the back left start snickering
>about to an hero
What are your worst presentation memories /r9k/?
>>26584787
Did you actually sign into chrome itself, and not just Google drive? Holy fuck you're retarded
>>26584787
This is why I ALWAYS use a designated jump drive with nothing on it
>>26584787
Why would you even put your bookmarks on chrome, why no Firefox m8
>>26584916
I am retarded. I just nonchalantly used the first log-in box I saw. The worst part was trying to to figure out how to log out after I powerpoint.
>>26584962
I used to use firefox, but videos kept fucking stuttering so I switched to chrome. I also enjoy chrome's extensions
>>26584787
If it makes you feel any better, everybody else probably thought you were a sperg anyway.
>>26584787
that is why you don't use cloud storage
>3 years ago
>Speech class in HS
>supposed to do a report on someone we find inspirational
>choose Alexander the Great
>sperg out for 35 minutes describing his most major battles in great detail
>even draw tactical maps of the battles on the board to illustrate cavalry maneuvers
>powerpoint includes Greek lettering
>include primary sources
>get two points taken off because I went over time
>think this is great
>everyone just tells me I did a "good job"
>never realized that revealed my power level until this year
>>26584787
>what is a flash drive
>>26584787
Feel for you, comrade..
But holy shit that is just too funny
>HS
>doing a presentation on early hominids
>have a YT video embedded in it
>just watched the first few minutes, thought it'd be fine
>do presentation
>pic related shows up, some ancient symbol of beauty or something
>I turn shades of red that weren't meant to be
>whole class elects me "Best Presenter"
>>26585133
As a massive sperg myself I would have found that by far the best presentation
at least you revealed your powerlevel for something like history not anime titties
>>26586069
*>whole class elects me "best presenter" at the end of the school year
>mfw I will forever be "that guy who had the fat lady statue in his presentation" to them
>>26584787
I don't have any because i don't have aspergers
I refused to do any presentations in high school and dropped out of uni when I realized I'd have to do some
>Chads
They laugh at you the same way we do. They're totally into porn and Anime.
>>26586069
It's a fertility symbol, similar things are often found in ancient cultures all over the globe. Often used by people to assert that beauty is subjective (because that's ugly as fuck now). How people aren't aware of this shit in HS I don't get.
>>26586095
>get voted as "Most Individualistic" at end of senior year
Didn't know how to feel.
