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>He thinks statistics mean anything in the real world
>He doesn't understand that experience and anecdotes are all that matter and real life is something to be experienced rather than just analyzed in laboratory settings through microscopes, hypothesized, and number-crunched.
I never thought anecdotes were all that important.
>>26587111
trips don't lie
too bad they will come up with a statistic to prove you wrong (at least they will try)
They don't realize they are just bringing themselves down but it isn't like that's my problem
>>26587111
>filename mila_kunis.jpg
pretty sure thats natalie portman senpai
Congratulations, you and your "original" board have failed me, just like all the other boards I used to frequent! I initially thought that on this board I could actually share authentic insights and perspectives with other like-minded or not-so-like minded people, but just as /b/, for instance, has it's "Trap thread"s or "Pics you promised not to share ;0" , this board resloves around the "You will never feel" or failed attempts to impress the opposite sex. My threads, like this one : >>26586630
never get replied to, which greatly infuriates me. Why???
>>26587084
Because your thread is garbage you autist.
>>26587119
How is my thread garbage, you fucking moron?
>>26587156
>"People are like this but then they're like that." - Famous Person
>What's your opinion on this quote? I used to be like this, but now I'm like that.
Kill yourself my man.
>tfw you notice your bad thoughts starting to manifest themselves physically
>red eyes, eye bags, ugly expression every time you catch yourself in a mirror
>even though you sleep 6-7 hours every night, eat healthy and workout 3 times a week
Is this even possible? Am I fucking hallucinating now?
That movie was good
>>26586908
drink some water senpai
maybe eat some tofu with carrots
>>26586908
yeah bro man dude
The reason girls don't find you attractive is that your personality shows through your physical body. women can tell which guys have bad personalities just by looking at them
When you start thinking good thoughts and get a better personality then you'll glow and be more attractive to womentotes legit, bro
If you could, would you get married?
>>26586864
Yes Yes i would
this comment was not original
I think I already know who I'm gonna marry.
>>26586864
If it's in a Western country, only with a prenup.
do you prefer toes or soles?
>>26586856
Both? Skin must be smooth and soft though. High arch is best arch. Pronounced ankles are good too. None of that all-my-toes-are-the-same-length shit.
toes, but I do like the whole package
>>26586856
I prefer the area right under the toes the most. The pad or whatever it can be called.
I love the whole foot though. I'd prefer not to have to choose.
How do I convince a therapist to give me Prozac/fluoxetine?
I literally went to my primary doctor and said hey I wanna die most of the time and he immediately wrote me a prescription for Prozac. It didn't help at all but it's not hard to get
>>26586810
Does it really not do anything?
>>26586785
>walk in
>say "hey"
works every time.
How can you love a girl who has already experienced all her firsts with Chad?
>>26586730
this is why robots are virgins. you guys over analyze sex too much.
>>26586757
sex is so stupid it only gets interesting when you over-analyze it
>>26586730
That is exactly why I got a virgin gf. I am the chad now fuckers.
18 y/o anons thread
>just turned 18 last week.
anyone else borderline robot here? what brings you here? how did you end up on /r9k/?
>>26586656
inb4 newfag confirmed lol
not used to mobile version
>>26586678
Okay you can go fuck off now
>>26587575
thanks for replying. feeling lonely tonight
it's too bad everyone else is too pussy to come out as 18 on this site
does anyone else have literally no passion or interesting hobbies?
i can't think of single thing i would want to study or do as a career every day without getting bored and wanting to quit
i would be content with just staying inside and hiding from the world forever as long as i had a friend to do it with
>>26586644
Where you live op? Have you never done a single fun thing in your entire life?
>>26586780
the only fun things I do are solitary escapism things like playing videogames or watching movies/anime or listening to and playing music
Yeah same here
I just read, watch anime and watch movies.
I'm too autistic to ever mention anime in real life and I don't like talking about books with other people, so basically the only talking point I have is movies.
Who /wantstobeattheirdepression/ here?
I've been lost in it for years, and I've finally gathered up the resolve to combat it.
Any other anons out there in a similar place right now?
Let's do something constructive for once and help each other out here.
I'm right there with you my dude
If you do any of the following:
-Consume energy drinks
-Overindulge in high calorie foods
-Don't attempt to conform to a sleep schedule
-Drink alcohol
-Don't do the recommended 30 minutes of cardio 3 times a week
-Don't subscribe to a religion or spirituality
-Do drugs of any sort
The you have no right to be bitching about 'depression'.
Depression comes from inside, with no outside factors influencing it.
What you have is "I feel all pissy because I downed 3 cans of redbull abloo bloo".
Stop doing the above thing, and if you still feel sad, then you can say you have depression
/here/
I really want to be at my depression, real life is scary
"People drift towards liberalism at a young age, and I always hope they change when they see how the world really is." - Johnny Ramone
What's your opinion on this quote? Back in the day, when I was obsessed with Ramones and punk rock, though I respected his views, I had strong sympathy for the left wing and living in peace with eachother regardless of sex, race etc. and told myself that I would never abandon my views. But recently, I'm starting realise this guy was right all along.
tfw no qt johnny ramone boyfriend
Pretty fucking original.
i was a mega liberal fagget till i turned 18 and realized liberalism protects the people who make my life terrible more than it protects me.
Women only care about looks, confirmed.
This whore 7/10 had a miscarriage so I called her out for being a hoe and then she just forgives me and gives me them digits.
Women, not even once.
REEEEEEEEEEEfuck off or cuck me alpha
I would mention the fact that this is only one example of an entire gender but then again this is /r9k/
Back to meming
Normies are just retarded in general
19 yo black KHV here. I've been seeing this qt Egyptian girl recently. I am handsome and have an exquisite personality. The problemo is however that she has plenty of male friends, so I can't tell if her laughing and smiling around me is friendly or she's dtf.
How do I tap that? Help a fellow robot out yall.
>>26586573
heres your reply normen
RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26586573
help me out you all
first tell me what the shit "dtf" is, tyrell
hey guys its ylyl time
Your thread sucks as much dick as you do.
Well that went perfectly
>>26586565
aaaaand lost
Is there a forum/message board for chads? Literally r9k, but where the topics are about all the women they banged, happiness, being productive, male support and all around respect for everyone and everything?
I've learned that you are who you associate yourself with, so the more I associate myself with virgin betas, the more of a beta I become. I want to associate myself with chads and learn the secrets so I can finally get a gf and the life I deserve
>>26586480
Try facebook. Not being sarcastic.
>>26586493
>This
ur fucking retarded op
>>26586480
was gonna say bodybuilding forums, but holy fuck not even close.
It's pretty much a thinly veiled /r9k/ of 50% pseudo-Chads and 50% over-aspiring beta cucks
>>26586493
so yeah, this
