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>be 24 year old virgin
>never had a gf
>been visting /r9k/ and r/foreveralone since age 20
>plenty of people my age at the time in the same boat
>flash forward to now
>everyone on /r9k/ and r/foreveralone are still in late teens/early 20s
>no one is my age anymore
>mfw I realise they've all found girlfriends and become normies
>mfw I'm turning 25 this year
>mfw my turn will never come
>>26595015
You'll be a wizard soon anon, soon...
hullo mediumfag.
25 almost 26 here.
I have to buy my own health insurance this year. Can't stay on my parents plan anymore. Thanks Obama.
stop going on r/foreveralone that place is mentally retarded cancer. stop going on reddit.
>>26595045
Because /r9K/ is so much better
>country has committed complete and utter sucide culturally and demographically
>ethnic germans have to accept this or kill themselves in despair
German women prefer the big black cocks. If a race of hyper feminine women started coming i to your country and wanted to fuck you you would. White men can't compete. Deal with it cuck
Can you please fuck off to pol with this sensationalist shit
>>26594966
Why not leave the country?
I've been having nightmares everyday for 2 weeks
What do I do?
>tfw you dream that you can't sleep
>get sleep paralysis multiple times a week since I was a wee lad
>used to freak my shit at the shadow beings
>finally come to terms with them always watching me
>realize they're the only company I'll ever have
Not sure if its better than being alone.
>>26594908
are you quitting drugs or depressed?
If so, it's a good sign, even if the dreams and their afterwake suck.
Most of the people on this board truly deserve the loneliness and suffering they have to endure.
Not all, but the majority. Most of the faggots here have 'oneitis' and orbit other female trash.
There are many good people who didn't bring the suffering on themselves, but I'm glad most of the people here get depressed, sometimes to the point of suicide.
You are a cruel for wishing this despair inducing mental suffering on others. No one should have to go through this...
Do all homeless people deserve to live like shit? Normies like you would say its their fault for not having the money required to get a job or invest
>>26594846
And women deserve to be fucked silly for the first 20 years of their lives by guys out of their league only to settle down with someone equal to them finally after they hit the wall and have a kid at the expense of my tax dollars
Ok
Would you marry/gf this qt, /r9k/?
>>26594513
>Brown eyes.
>Brown hair.
I only want real white girls.
how is the boob game?
hmm?
Yes
original420blazeit
>tfw cut myself today at work
FUCK THIS
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
>babbys first cut
you have city hands
"A little hard work never hurt anyone"
You believed that lie didn't you?
>>26594471
i work in a kitchen and touch hot and sharp things all day
stop being a fag
You will never get a booty call on Tinder.
>tfw I'm a catfish.
You will never have wine at night with a lady
swiped over 500 girls, only 2 matches.
made a fake girl tinder, over 200 matches
>>26594515
>wahhh girls get more sex than guys and it's not fair
new revelation for you?
Anyone else feel calm about the fact they will kill themselves soon? I realized there is no reason not to and I won't be around for the fallout. It makes me happy to know it will all be over soon. No more worrying about the future, etc, just darkness now.
>>26594394
>feel calm about the fact they will kill themselves soon
I'm sort of calmed about it, but I realise I don't 100% want to die. If I did, I'd have already killed myself. I'm waiting on one last thing. Something I've worked so hard for for years. If I get it, I live. If I don't get it, I'll kill myself.
So I'm definitely not calm about shit that's related to my goal, but everything else I am. Someone smashed into my car the other day, really dinged the fuck out of it. Didn't give a fuck. Actually have no problem talking to people now, who cares if I make a dick of myself, I'll be dead soon. Fucked a hooker in the ass a few weeks back because I always wanted to try anal and if I get caught, fuck it, who cares.
>>26594428
how much did that anal cost?
I feel you, anon. Couple months ago my car had a catastrophic engine failure. Pulled it off the rode and walked home, no fucks given. These things just don't matter in comparison. People in my life wonder how I got to be so confident. A few different people at my college commented on how optimistic and confident I am. One said I was very extroverted.
lol. I have spent the previous 3 years agoraphobic in my parents house. Full on NEET. I'm 30 and haven't made a friend since sunday school class at 5 years old. I know no one likes or talks to me unless they see a use in me and I resent that so much but can't help needing that little bit of attention.
Truth is I just don't care about a lot of things when I know I'm going to kill myself sometime soon.
>>26594838
>how much did that anal cost?
$170
>A few different people at my college commented on how optimistic and confident I am. One said I was very extroverted.
Yeah, that's the best way I'd describe it. The only other time I was like this was when I was about to leave the country and go live overseas (at the time, I thought that was a permanent thing). Would have no problems asking a girl out because, fuck it, I'd be gone in 2 weeks time. The second I moved I was back to my old self.
But now at least I'm back to that confident self again.
![05127a6ddf287120478599ef71b4ed0b2e214b-wm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LGBSgio.jpg "05127a6ddf287120478599ef71b4ed0b2e214b-wm[1]")
Why do so many men enjoy licking a girl's asshole? It's disgusting. It's such a base act, they're like animals.
The guys I've been with simply can't wait to start licking my ass, why do you filthy pigs do that?
>inb4 becuz ur pussy smells lmao
No, they're more than happy to go down on me there as well
It's the same in porn these days, men are obsessed with licking the shithole.
Men, explain you'are'selves.
>tfw agreeing with a cumdumpster
a) your cunt does stink.
b) you're right, men who want to literally eat shit should not be allowed to breed.
>>26594377
Who knows. Maybe you should go ask a board that actually gets ass.
And why do you allow all of this to happen, then complain about it to lonely virgins later?
>>26594420
all men want to eat ass secretly. that's why so many do it, and it's in every porno
What's yours, question mark
24/f/US
don't hit on me boys! :p
25/male
LONDON
O
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D
O
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46/m/seattle
HAVEN'T HAD A DREAM IN A LONG TIME
SEE THE LIFE IVE HAD
CAN MAKE A GOOD MAN
TURN BAAAD
>>26594312
Why can't I just get what I want, man?
>>26594325
SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>he says he isn't an atheist
>still doesn't believe in God
Psalms 14:1 The fool has said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that does good.
>mfw you're all fools
>>26594275
Normie heretic please.
>>>/out/
Because of the stigma induced by the fedora meme, insecure ones are actually afraid of referring to themselves as atheists.
In the end, they have no own personality and just do the things that conform to others.
>>26594275
>she sees your penis
why does albinism exist
Pfft thats like asking why do shiny pokemon exist.
Because YAKUB knew that it would cause chaos in this world
>>26594099
it's like a lottery ticket and then finding out the ticket is a fake one that your 'friends' bought just to record and post on reddit for upvotes
You're given a gun.
You have the choice to use it to kill yourself and finally end it all once and for all.
Or you can refuse it and continue living your life and endure this world as you know it.
Which way would you take?
>>26594072
I already know the answer and its I keep going, how do I know this? Because my dad has a bunch of guns and ammo and at literally any time I can kill myself, no rope, no slashing, no jumping, none of that, there's a miniature arsenal here.
I'm going to keep trying to get the things I want and be happy until I have them or I'm dead, and it would never be dead by my own doing.
> free gun
I'll take anything for free, because I do it for free
Depends what kind of gun it is
Why don't we start an international crime syndicate?
It could be just like fight club except without all the gay shit. Robots helping other robots make money, obtain drugs, traffic in prostitution, and rise through the ranks of a powerful organization instead of living lives of quiet desperation.
Literally inexhaustible source of new soldiers.
Disenfranchised individuals looking for a cause or a group of friends to pledge themselves to.
Autistic masterminds capable of cyber crime and meticulous planning.
Why don't we band together and make something of our lives?
sounds like a ball robito
If you can't even work a 9-5 then you certainly can't do any of what you're talking about OP.
I'm in. I already have some experience with local drug trafficking and being a driver. I've done 2 months in jail for burglary and 3rd degree assault.
