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Wo dont you visit a glory hole?
it's always a man on the other side, always
scared of someone biting my dick
>>26609245
^
sorry senpai, it's all phaggos
>Dunning Kruger Effect NEETs think employed people are `le wageslaves XD` because the only employment they are familar with is bottom of the barrel minimum wage hourly psuedo-jobs
>In reality most people with salaried/office jobs actually do anywhere from 0-4 hours of actual work a day on average.
>Most of the time is spent shooting the shit / socializing, at lunch, on break, browsing the web, in meetings, and otherweise not having to actively `work hard` like minimum wage plebs
>NEETs will never know this firsthand because they never come anywhere close to this environment
So salarybros, how many hours a week do you work, and how does that compare to the average in your office?
>>26609208
50-60, but I'm excel fag though
>>26609226
you work 50-60 actual hours? why dude?
also excel is the hallmark of "if i wasn't an idiot i could automate this and do my daily work in 1/10th the time"
>>26609269
Pretty much new shit that needs to be done. I'm sure I'll be working way less hours once I'm acclimated & have my programs in place
So now that eggman has a girlfriend. Have we all accepted that white guys here can't be robots?
>>26609207
What a traitorous SOB
>>26609207
that fat ugly retard traitor keeps sending me snaps
gonna have to delete him off my friends list
i'
>>26610053
What are his snaps?
Anyone self harms? How often do you do it? Why do you do it?
I'm doing it for the first time in many years, going through a nasty emotional time and the only way I can cope is with a healthy dosage of guilt and self punishment.
Nobody on /r9k/ does this?
Half an hour ago I used the bottom of my lipbalm to make circles on my right arm.
>self harming
failure of a human being
How are you getting back at the roasties/normies?
>walk same way to class everyday
>stupid roastie teacher stands in hall
>tries to say hi to me everyday
>ignore her and say hi the the dude teacher down the hall
>stupid normies trying to talk to me about normies things in art
>wait till everyone is gone and smash their projects
>steal food from all the places I can in front of wagecucks
>>26608888
you become smarter than them and call out their SJW bullshit in the coming future
>>26607950
>>26608888
>piss all over toilet seat and then on the toilet roll so it can't be cleaned
>go to restaurant
>order a free water cup
>fill it with soda
>leave
>wake up
>immediately turn on your computer after getting out of bed
>your first thought, instinct even: is to turn on the virtual box of shitposting and porn
>immediately upon rising from an unconscious state you turn the computer on to fap and shitpost
>it is conditioned to your habits as a living breathing human being upon waking into a new day surrounded by a infinite world of tragedy, beauty and everything in-between and you press that power button to beat your dick to pixels resembling human females and make meta green text posts projecting your own thoughts and experience onto the members of an anonymous anime imageboard
>simultaneously consumed by apathy and nihilistic thoughts yet there is still apart of you that wishes it could want to make a change to your ability to complete tasks and escape your degenerate cycle
>realize its already 3am
>you go back to bed hoping you will change things tomorrow or something will come along that will although you've given up hope by this point
>wake up
>>26608859
This is me.
I'm going fucking insane.
I like how you write, you have a great vocabulary, do you do it professionally?
>>26608902
Thanks man, I've written a few personal short stories back in the day but never professionally, I'd like to write a book in the coming future though, but hell if my habits don't change any time soon there won't be a single paragraph written.
>despite his time spent on /r9k/, he's still the savior|fixer
>he imagines himself fixing broken women to get a gf.
Tbh familia, do you have any shame?
>>26608825
Fucking zero.
Delete that word from your vocabulary because you wont be needing it any longer.
>>26608825
>he imagines himself fixing broken women to get a gf
I can't help it, I'm drawn to them and they are drawn to me.It's OK though, I'll end it at 40. I want to die at my peak, after having seen my brothers through college and making something of myself so I don't die a loser. I want to die with at least a Master's degree, and not owe anybody a cent.
I don't expect any woman to stay with me long enough to make babies, I'll be the pit stop who cuddles them and betters their tattered self-esteem just enough for them to go ride dicks another five years. I'll gladly spoil them as much as my situation allows, looking past their history. They'll apologize when they leave too, because they'll know I did nothing wrong, but the apology is only to make themselves feel better because they know I've been played before.
I'm actually working on getting better at cooking, will pick up massage therapy night classes as soon as work lets up. I want to be nicest, most complete "nice guy" there can be. I'll get my hopes up when one actually makes progress, and I'll reach a new low when she leaves like the rest have. It's a way of life, best embrace it.
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl's every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they're at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don't end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
You literally have no excuses to be a happy and productive member of society.
>TEDx
disregarded
what the fuck is that thing? EWWWWWW GROSS!!!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!!
What a nice and smart fellow, surprised he sounds so normal.
>other candy companies even still trying when pic related already exists
The only candy I eat is chocolate.
>not eating yoguret with your slut childhood friend
>>26608834
>not giving your slut childhood friend your yogurt
>be in high school
>this roastie makes fun of me every day with her friends
>4 years later someone shoots her cat and leaves it on her porch
JUSTICE! Karma does exists boys. There will come a day where roasties get their comeuppance.
And no I'm not the one who shot the cat.
>She called it ninja.
>Woke up one day to find it wounded/dead.
Well, what the fuck did you expect... It was out tryin' to revolt against the samurai.
She deserves to feel pain but not the poor kitteh. You should probably go rape her.
karma thread?
my highschool bullies all still work at starbucks.
in highschool, one wanted to be a chemical engineer, another wanted to be a lawyer.
funny how things work out.
ITT post comfy songs, songs that make you feel good or songs that make you feel like everthing will be ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBwE7K2VgHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B12118asnn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7Acy1XOhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QbBOsHsgRM
>money isn't everything
>women deserve respect
>things get better once you to college
>practice makes perfect
no it fucking doesn't, it just reinforces habits which is horrible if they're bad habits and you'll need a larger amount of practice practicing good habits to undo all the ingrained bad habits
>>26608692
That's kind of true. Sometimes you can make the imperfections work for you.
I play the piano in a bit of an unorthodox style, but I'm a professional.
>I love you
Those three words are the definition of a lie. Love is just a chemical reaction which urges people to reproduce. Humans like to think they're different form other animals, but they really aren't different at all.
i try to live my life logically. i try to analyze most things i come across. when i'm feeling a certain way i always analyze why.
sometimes i wonder, is this the wrong way to live? always i think instead of feel. maybe it should be the opposite. but it's hard to break the habit of analyzing before expressing anything. sometimes i wonder if i should just let go, and do away with trying to be logical.
>>26608478
You have to understand what emotions are real and which ones are just manufactured, and by manufactured I mean emotions that have been predominantly taught like how to always react to a certain situation or how to feel toward something.
Just be yourself and take every situation on an individual basis. There are times that call for cold rationality and there are situations that call for a more emotional approach.
I'm like you OP, only I don't forcefully supress my emotions. I just have so few of them and they occur so far beyond my scope of understanding that it's brought me so much confusion
It's not a way to live desu. Imagine being unable to truly tell someone you love them because you don't feel anything for them. Or get excited about things, or genuinely smile without forcing it so you seem normal.
It's not good.
What type of people do you typically see smoking cigarettes where you're from?
Newports because niggers, and Marlboro lights.
>>26608435
I meant what kind of people not kind of cigs
Middle-aged officecucks. Construction worker types. Some hipsters.
*licks wagie*
Thanks for the NEETbux wagecucks. I don't know what I'd do without you.
No prob mate! Happy to give ya a small piece. My paycheck is big enough that I don't even notice the few bucks that go to taxes.
>>26608430
>implying 30% is a small piece
>>26608316
No problem, you know that all that shit is refunded at the end of the year? Anyway, hows that novel coming along?
