Robot revenge
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How are you getting back at the roasties/normies?
>walk same way to class everyday
>stupid roastie teacher stands in hall
>tries to say hi to me everyday
>ignore her and say hi the the dude teacher down the hall
>stupid normies trying to talk to me about normies things in art
>wait till everyone is gone and smash their projects
>steal food from all the places I can in front of wagecucks
>>26608888
you become smarter than them and call out their SJW bullshit in the coming future
>>26607950
>>26608888
>piss all over toilet seat and then on the toilet roll so it can't be cleaned
>go to restaurant
>order a free water cup
>fill it with soda
>leave
>>26608888
>at urinal in full bathroom
>chad chaddington stands at one next to me
>aim pee stream at angle of urinal
>pee splashes and ricochets on both our pant legs
>he fucking flips out
>instantly says "WHAT THE FUCK BRO?!"
>I turn to him and start talking like I'm deaf
>"Owfh ahmn sorwy aye aveh nwervwus dahmadge"
>he turns away from me and continues peeing
>he finishes up quickly
>leaves
>look around in full bathroom at people
>say this, "Man what a dickhead"
>bathroom starts laughing
Even though it was old men in there, that was the coolest I've felt in my entire life
>work in bakery
>fucking slave
>gay manager shouts me all the day
>fuck this
>last day
>take some cat hair
>10 mins to end the slavism day
>go to the caeks room
>rain hair over the cakes
>leave the job and take my wage
>>26608888
i might have todded a bitch. he went to the same hs but she moved out of state. found her on fb and messaged her anonymously.told her i had nudes and that i'd send them to her family and friends who were also on fb. i didn't have them of course but she took the b8. had her do things that even looking back now, was too much. one day,after months of doing this behind her live in bf's back, she snapped. stopped answering my texts and went on fb to tell everyone everything. she said she was going to kill herself because she couldn't handle the shame and humiliation. her family,friends,and co-workers saw that post. it included my email and gmail phone #. screenshots of our convos with me being a real asshole in them. shit got like 50 likes and almost everyone was telling her to go to the cops. she then deleted all social media and i haven't heard about her since. it's been a while. i had her send me some fucked up voicemails too. this is the last one she left me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NPUdSIJ1KD
>pic related is one where i had her write "feminist toilet" on a shirt, wrap it around her head, then take some of her piss and pour it on herself. then she punched herself hard.
>>26608888
>muh deathnote and blood
>>26609797
>not using ninja powers to wipe normie scum off the earth
>be me
>go to local hipster bakery
>buy muffins
>tatted up liberal arts failure with septum piercing rings me up
>"have a nice day sir" she says
>yeah you too
>mfw i didn't mean it
>>26609769
Made my night
>>26608888
Have to respect those glorious quads, but do you actually feel cool or whatever when people actually try to talk to your faggot self, and you think you are just so clever and cute by ignoring them and whispering to your lonely self how awesome you were for "getting back at the normies"? lol you are so pathetic, this is why you sit alone at the lunch table.
>inb4 "spotted the normie"
>inb4 anything normie related
>>26610122
kek assblasted normie detected
>sneak into movie theaters and buy popcorn
>don't eat any of it wait till time to strike
>rooms getting packed
>sit at the top and throw the whole bucket and quickly change seats
>normies so assblasted they leave and complain to staff
>get free tickets for next time
>rinse and repeat around town for free shit
