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What you think about her?
I'm thinking on marrying her...
>>26616896
she looks like a jawa wearing a person-mask
I think shes photoshopped.
>>26616896
is that a white woman that rejected christianity in favor of islam?
then she needs to kill herself.
Hey r9k
What's a good anime to watch. What I mean by good Is good characters and story, also gore
I've already seen Death note, Bleach and Kaiji
>>26634141
Attack of the titans famalam.
>>26634141
Yu yu Hakusho
Oc
>>26634184
>>26634188
Bookmarked desu Familia
When you fap, where do you stick your benis out?
I just rub it through. Much less messy that way.
>>26616876
I take my boxers off to fap most of the time. My computer chair is leather and when I fap with boxers on they get all sweaty and then I have to put on another pair.
>>26616901
same, but i got phimosis
i pinch the foreskin together when i cum so that it doesn't make my undies wet, and then waddle over to the toilet/nearest sock and push it all out
anyone else actually have a bad ass car?
>tfw driving a 1967 mustang in the desert high and drunk listening to some good 60s music and looking at the moon thinking about the apollo missons
I have a '73 Charger.
>>26616887
ever do some dangerous shit in front of the cops and they laugh it off and give a thumbs up because your car is so cool?
its an incredible feeling.
>>26616842
Not really badass perse but ive got a 1967 ford ranger im fond of
If I will never have:
>gf
>close friends
>a dog
>house
>family
Why should I not kill myself?
>>26616585
So you can make my day brighter with your threads?
>>26616585
because this is the only life you get, and it's worth living. you may think no one likes you, but I'm sure someone does. even so, being an "outsider" is never a bad thing. look at artists throughout history, they were often outsiders. embrace your loneliness.
>>26616589
What if I don't even make threads anyone likes?
What part of the cycle are you on?
apathy r
>>26631105
borderline depression-apathy
almost in the green, hopefully forever
10/10 guys only itt.
my phantom vagina is so hot right now.
>>26616566
is that the guy from my acamedy is...?
i miss the early 2000's.
>>26616571
major qt/pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M6ZvNmwGxs
this band is full of qt's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zLkB2U_hwI
but yeah it was a long time ago
Reminder that this is the type of guy your onenitis schlicks it to each night.
>>26616554
Most women like fit, defined guys, not tanks. There are about as many women who like the "diesel" physique as ones that like beanpoles.
>>26616554
Gay dudes are more into bulky guys than women.
>>26616554
that guy looks prison ripped
bimbos and druggies go for that
>"It ain't gonna lick itself, anon"
what do you do?
>>26630418
Lick her a bit to get her wet, then pound her without condor.
>>26630418
probably eat her out til she's wet and then smash? idk you didn't really give us any context for this situation
>tfw no lewd qt gf
just end it
I got some tabs of LSD from onion.
Give me one reason not to try it.
You'll most likely never see the world the same way again nor relate to anyone that hasn't done drugs, but if that doesn't bother you, go right ahea
Do it. It's friday night, live a little
>>26616309
This is semi-true.
You get over it after a while.
if your dick is less than 6 inches why aren't you transitioning RIGHT NOW?
Right around six inches. Transitioning to what? Boredom?
>>26616195
is that christian xxx?
>condom
shit taste anon
>>26616195
Because I need money and to leave my parent's house in order to do that, hope you understand
why aren't you going after teens ?
>best body
this isn't even arguable, no woman will ever be able to compete with the fresh and tight teen body
>easy to get
most of them are surprisingly insecure, a few nice words and she'll fall in love with you
>no bagage, and is more likely to be a virgin
you won't have to put up with kids, ex bfs, hisbands, etc.
>has low expectation.
doesn't care about your money
>is very submissive.
most teenage girls are still not completly corrupted by feminism, they'll fallow their natural insting by being feminine and respecting you as a man.
the age difference with also be a plus, she will look up to you.
>if you take her virginity she'll worship the ground you walk on.
the first bond isn't even arguable at this point.
everyone knows the stats.
>>26630212
We're robots, dipshit. Teens are snatched up daily by chads. Nice tumblr pepe you fucking faggot whore cocksucking nigger.
>>26630270
> Teens are snatched up daily by chads
they aren't
i'm not talking about 18 - 19 yo, you pleb
This kid, >>26630270, just roasted the fuck out of you, faggot. Go back to your "Teens Love Big Cock" videos and take your tumblr pepe with you. At least make an effort to go after a teen before posting pure bullshit. Disgusting. Teens are in no way easier than other women. If anything, they are more difficult.
>tfw I can't get through a day without abusing some kind of drug
benzos and weed right now. help me r9k
Yeah, I'm the same way, OP.
Right now I'm abusing stims so I can actually get some stuff done for once.
>>26616143
Stims are my favorite anon. I'm vaping some 3-fpm too but I would kill for some nice amphetamine.
My favorite drug no doubt. Feels fucking awesome to do anything.
>>26616169
I just started sticking them up my butt. Feels amazing and saves money.
I wanna write a novel or something. Lots of great books were written on coke or amphetamines. It would be much better than shitposting on 4chan all day. Just don't really have an "idea" for a story, but maybe I don't really need one. Maybe I can just throw together a lot of smaller stuff.
>The only reason why you're a loser is because you care about people think about you
Think about that, anons.
>>26616016
you can be whoever want 'non I like to think that I make a difference in this life
how can i stop caring what other people think of me
wanting to be socially accepted is one of our baser biological programs
I don't care what other people think about me.
I care what I think about me, and I fucking hate me.
I was born with a brain that wanted the best, in a body with shitty tier genetics.
>lifting 5 years non-stop and look worse than most people who have only been lifting for 1-2 years.
I MISS 2005
I WANNA GO BACK
I WANNA GO BACK
I WANNA GO BACK TO 2005
Same here legit
I could make a better effort to talk to that new girl at my school
2005 was actually a good year for me now that i think about it.My class was fun, did band stuff after school, no bad memories honestly.
What about u op? Why do u want to go back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSPYhyvSF4
>>26615882
>Jetix
