After 6 months and 2 breakups since I met her, I still think about her every day. When will it end bros?
You'll stop being a pussy around 26yo
>>26621206
when you stop being a fuckin bitch ass pussy
>>26621232
GOT ME UP ALL NIGHT, CONSTANT DRINKING AND LOVE SONGS
what's your ultimate fantasy, /r9k/?
if you could do or be anything, no matter how stupid/impossible, what would it be?
>>26657220
to be able to eat as much fucking junk food without getting fat.
i love to fucking eat but it becomes unhealthy. getting over a binge eating disorder right now. combined with body dysmorphia as well, I exercise like a fucking work horse which is what probably caused it.
counting my calories and nutrients like a sperg probably doesn't help either but oh well. discipline is okay.
>>26657220
live as a neet
living only for my daily workout
eating good food every day
helping people for the sake of contributing
>>26657220
I want to cure cancer by farting in the person's face
>tfw no bf
How do I find a nice guy to be my bf /r9k/?
Pic is me
>>26621125
one,two,three,four,fivehead :#
>>26621125
You don't. Simple as that really.
>>26621125
bf? You mean Chad? /adv/ is right this way.
What went wrong with sports ,robots ?
>>26621108
I can't stand people that argue that video game sports are real sports.
>>26621169
It's just their special way to call it. I like """""esports""""" but they're just competitive video games not sports
>>26621169
exactly, esports are much, much better.
>tfw my gf is going to South Africa for peace corps
>tfw I left /r9k/ with a smug goodbye when I started dating her
>alone again
Y-you guys will take me back r-right?
>>26654297
>south africa
B _ _ _ _ _ D
FILL IN THE BLANKS YOU C _ _ K
>>26654297
both people i knew who joined peace corps dropped out quickly
>OP's gf is going to get BLACKED
>OP is literally, no meme, a cuck
If this is a legit thread I really do feel bad for you. The word cuck is thrown around a lot here but this is one case where it truly fits.
Hey /b/, got a story about a lying bitch who played me for you guys
>pic related
>will include texting screenshots
>walking on campus to class
>see one of my friends, she has a pretty cute looking blond walking beside her
>start chatting until I get to my next class
>later that day, friend texts me and says other girl thought I was cute
>give my number to...
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yes continue OP
>inb4 its a meme story
Nobody cares dumb normie.
What part of NC you in robot? I live near Wilmington.
Who /cuck/ here?
My wifes bull just bought me a new xbox for my swedish cuck shed, gonna play call of duty all night on it.
nice b8
I do actually have a cuckold fetish though. Would never do it in real life even if I could get a girl because I know it's unhealthy but fuck does thinking about it get my dick diamonds
>>26654270
there's no way an SJW or any kind of leftist would draw that shit
Go on.
Comentario original
What is the age of consent where you live?
12twelve12
The age of consent here is 14 and that right has been exercised multiple times.
Fovrteen.
I told my girlfriend I browse /r9k/ and she flipped out and is 'taking a few days away from our relationship to process this'. I'm pretty sure she's gonna leave me.
That's pretty fucking rich, considering that she knows what /r9k/ is.
That said, the number of times a woman has "taken some time away" from a relationship and NOT fucked someone else doesn't take a genius to guess.
>>26620838
how the fuck she even knows what 4chan is?
i dont know a girl that knows anything in internet more than fb, ig, youtube and google
i would be more scared that she instantly knew what R9K was.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a43722/problems-only-women-with-lots-of-guy-friends-understand/
You're not an insecure controlling beta male, are you, anon?
Sure honey just le me slurp out that Chad cum out of your pussy tonight <3
>>26620800
>hooking up with an orbiter
>a low moment
wew lad
>>26620800
>1. When you're preeeetty sure one of your guy friends likes you and you don't feel the same way. Please, for the love of god, never confess your feelings and if you do, please, do not do it on my wedding day or some shit, Sam. I seriously cannot handle that right now.
>14. When they talk to you about girls like you're not a girl. If you're reading this, you know what I mean, but it's subtle as hell. It's like you've become...
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So I just shot up oxymorphone. It's the most robot drug if you use it IV. The rush feels like your mother's love and all your depression, fears, insecurities, and cares go out the window. You exist on this wonderful cloud of bliss floating through your day without any hinderence. You talk to whomever you do whatever because you truly don't give a fuck anymore.
Had to get it off my chest robots.
Love you guys.
>>26653404
Have fun puking on your own vomit one day you stupid junkie.
>>26653432
>puking on your own vomit
>>26653432
Not all drug users are fools and OD.
>being this assblasted over someone else's choices
I dont even do drugs, i'm just tired of people gettting so buttfustrated over shit that dosnt even effect them.
Recommend me anime /r9k/, the only thing I have watched so far is Kino no Tabi.
>>26620693
boku no pico
-
>>26620693
girls und panzer
welcome to the NHK
Initial D
2bh familia
>Just learned my dad has taken out a 300k loan for a Canadian hooker
How the fuck can I save him mates?
I have no idea what to do
>>26620679
How can a hooker possibly be worth that much
You should expect him to go broke and be prepared to house him when that happens.
>>26620679
Kill the hooker?
>" I had driven to Arizona three more times, making a total of four trips to Arizona in my lifetime, just to buy lottery tickets out of intense desperation"
>>26620650
He wrote like a retarded toddler.
magnificent x&*
>>26620650
Dat rare Elliot
>And you might find this shocking, but many women- many,many women- have sex with dogs on a routine basis. This is just one example of how insatiable we truly are.
>I can see why you might not believe it, to which I say, look really hard at all of the women you know who have dogs. Look at women who have dogs whenever you see them out on the street, in the act of walking those dogs. Or at the park. You will notice that most of them have male dogs- the vast majority in fact. This isn't a coincidence.
returnofkings.com/78898/9-secrets-about-female-nature-told-by-a-hot-girl-dying-of-cancer
TLDR...
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>9 secrets a girl told me about women as re-told by a man. what's that, who was it? H-ha ha, unfortunately she died....of....cancer. Yeah, she died of cancer and I don't remember her name she told me on her deathbed
Yeah sure.
dogs and their long tongues ;) ;) ;)
>he hasn't taken the knot