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>be 22 going on 23
>life a mess
>have to fix acne that "ruined" my life
>have to get job
>will try and join military again
>will try and consistently workout
>will try and develop myself and generally try and git gud
>will try and quit smoking so I can use my lungs more effectively
>will try and find good mindstates to replace horrible ones
anyone else picking up the pieces and swallowing their misery?
29 now
no matter how i improve something out of my control fucks everything up. pretty unsettling desu but better luck to you.
>>26625203
That's terrible man.
hope things turn around for you
>>26625172
why do failed normies come to this board
fuck off
My dubs confirm that I will get a gf next month
>>26625124
damn it, another month alone :((((((
dubs confirm my lifelong crush has feelings for me
singles my life will be living hell for another month
Would you date a 5/10 girl that's very smart?
Girl smart or real smart?
>>26665341
yes i most definitely would
what use is a "smart" girl?
Do you agree? Personally I would love and cherish a fembot regardless of her past.
And you are also why:
>this board has gone to shit
>the reason why femanons can flood this board and kill actual robot threads by turning the thread I to their blog
>why feminism persists in today's society
>>26625042
I think it's only appropriate to date a real slut if you're a real slut. My gf has fucked like 20 people but I've fucked around 30. It doesn't really bother me because I know I'm the best she's ever had and she LOVES kinky shit that I love. Idk am I cuck??
>>26625332
Isn't it amazing how everyone who's had a gf without countless lovers is totally the best she's ever had?
Weeew lad.
Anyone else think cats are fucking retarded? Yeah they're cute and shit but they're fucking stupid. No matter what I tell mine to do, she does it anyway. She keeps getting into fights with other neighborhood cats and getting BTFO. Everytime i eat at home she looks at me like she wants some of my food. I ain't giving you shit nigga GTFO. They're like 3 year old kids. At least dogs stop doing shit if you yell at them enough.
>>26624995
Because they're animals. Cats are actually pretty smart, mine can open doors and turn on lights. Maybe you're just a shitty owner
>>26624995
They are depression mascots anon.
Still better than humans
Only 9 more days of Black History Month left. How have you spent the last 3 weeks spreading BLM awareness?
>>26624956
>America has a whole month dedicated to niggers
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>26624956
I watched an enchanting documentary about breaking the gender boundaries of basketball.
>mfw /pol/ has tricked all of 4chan into believing their meme identity politics
anyone else fantasize about just leaving and starting fresh?
I hate myself and my life. I'm this close to accepting a job in London, changing my name and cutting all ties
>>26624972
why don't you?
the only thing keeping me here is my girlfriend. i love her but i'm so unhappy here
>>26624935
It's more difficult than you think. You'd have to make friends all over, and without any family you'd have no one to lean on if things became tough.
Depends what job in London it is. There really is no place for low wage earners in London, unless you want to commute in i.e spend half your spare time on a train or in a car.
>>26625115
I don't have any family or friends anyway.
The job is video game concept art which is pretty interesting I guess and not that low pay, looking at around 22k. I've never lived anywhere in London though
What do you think about this, robot?
>>26624761
i don't get it
does that guy beat his gf or something?
>>26624761
Some guys will say this is true because they want women to fuck them and some women will say this is true because they're that delusional.
>>26624761
partly true
She'll drag you into hell and dump you there for another guy
Who /malewithhugeass/ here? I can only fit 1 in 5 jeans, because my ass is fucking enourmous. This also means my dick is harder to hide because my pants are 'pressured'
you've been thrown a bone by god you fucking idiot, become a sexy trap don't waste what you have
>>26624783
i don't want to be a fucking trap and be mocked all my life wtf
traps are a stupid fucking /r9k/ meme
>>26624822
what do you think will make you look more normal, being a big assed faggot or being a normal looking woman?
>he wears single color hoodies
>pretending to be a woman
Male/Female red flags
>Some arbitrary shit that says nothing about a persons character
xD
>>26664521
fine i'll take the bait. Single color hoodies are kinda in right now. Wearing some kind of gaudy multicolor bullshit would just look dumb
> bro just make your own meaning!
That statement is true to an extent
Regardless of the inherent meaninglessness of our lives, we can fill that void.
At least, if you are a NORMIE.
See, normies fill that void with parties, relationships, sex, fun, family, and all that good stuff that comes with being normal.
Robots however, have very little to fill that void in.
So next time someone says this to you, say this back.
>>26624603
You have three options. 1, make your own meaning. 2, accept that there is no meaning to life and live despite that. 3, kill yourself. It's not that big of a deal.
>>26624759
>So next time someone says this to you, say this back.
Even that part?
>>26624803
>Even that part?
I'll give you three guesses
tfw no average looking gf
>>26624556
I know those feels anon
^ wasn't original.
>>26624556
She doesn't appear average but she definitely is without makeup. That shit can make a kind of ugly girl into a 7/10 like magic.
>>26624556
>add makeup
>add good clothes
>add not silly pose
>?????
>"oh mai gaawd so cuuute 11/10 why not mai gf?! ;_;;;"
How old are you guys?
What's preventing you from losing your virginity?
I'm 18. Sorry if that offends anyone.
>anxiety problems
>no friends
>no confidence or self-esteem at all
>boring (all I do is watch anime, play vidya and shitpost
Why would a girl want anything to do with me?
Starting therapy soon. I don't think it will help.
>>26664293
19. cant get laid if i dont go out.
>>26664293
23.
I'm really fucking ugly. I realize I'm never going to lose it but it still kills me inside.
>tfw you swallowed the marx pill and can never go back to your innocent days as a liberal/reactionary
Who else here /full communist/?
They have taken untold millions,
That they never toiled to earn.
But without our brain and muscle,
Not a single wheel can turn.
We can break their body power,
Gain our freedom when we learn,
That the Union makes us strong!
>>26624555
communism doesn't work in real life. Congratulations - you're an idiot.
>>26624858
>communism doesn't work in real life
What is tribalism?
>waaaaah being trans is hard
Why don't you just not be trans then?
>>26624518
because it is our identity you hate monger
I've never understood why people subject themselves to transitioning. unless you live in some ultra liberal and excepting city everyone is going to treat you like a monster, even after you transition.
>>26624543
>not even the right trip code
Fuck off imposter
